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05-22-2014 , 06:07 AM
05-22-2014 , 06:38 AM
very hot. I'm missing white girls (in before racist ban)
05-22-2014 , 09:43 AM
her kegels have got to be strong too, right?
05-22-2014 , 10:28 AM
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Originally Posted by thabighurt35
her kegels have got to be strong too, right?
I'll go and check
05-22-2014 , 10:37 AM
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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
I'll go and check
pretty sure that would require a full TR with pics
05-22-2014 , 10:53 AM
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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
very hot. I'm missing white girls (in before racist ban)

Spoiler:
05-22-2014 , 01:02 PM
Tatjana Pasalic
05-23-2014 , 12:41 PM
My parents went to the coast for the weekend to leave me here to fend for myself. I thought a good practical joke would be to replace all their "low calorie beer" [miller lite] with Budweiser. Everything they consume is low calorie, low fat, low sodium, low "blah blah blah". I plan to drink all the low calorie stuff by the time they get back. I bought a 12 pack of Budweiser (which I will place in the empty 12 pack of Miller Lite) then ask my Mom "is it just me or is the beer really good tonight?" or something similar. Rate my joke.
05-23-2014 , 12:45 PM
Zero
05-23-2014 , 12:51 PM
I wouldn't do a booze prank imo, otherwise I see a family intervention coming your way.

If you insist, at least use some super-expensive "high octane" microbrew stuff. It's your family, man!
05-23-2014 , 12:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Craggoo
My parents went to the coast for the weekend to leave me here to fend for myself. I thought a good practical joke would be to replace all their "low calorie beer" [miller lite] with Budweiser. Everything they consume is low calorie, low fat, low sodium, low "blah blah blah". I plan to drink all the low calorie stuff by the time they get back. I bought a 12 pack of Budweiser (which I will place in the empty 12 pack of Miller Lite) then ask my Mom "is it just me or is the beer really good tonight?" or something similar.
How old are you that you still live with your parents and rely on them for financial assistance?

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Rate my joke.
Your life.
05-23-2014 , 12:57 PM
Lol
05-23-2014 , 01:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Craggoo
My parents went to the coast for the weekend to leave me here to fend for myself. I thought a good practical joke would be to replace all their "low calorie beer" [miller lite] with Budweiser. Everything they consume is low calorie, low fat, low sodium, low "blah blah blah". I plan to drink all the low calorie stuff by the time they get back. I bought a 12 pack of Budweiser (which I will place in the empty 12 pack of Miller Lite) then ask my Mom "is it just me or is the beer really good tonight?" or something similar. Rate my joke.
Put bleach in the beer, that would def be a good joke.

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Cause it's not low cal
05-23-2014 , 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted by King Fish



Your life.
Finally the punchline!
05-23-2014 , 01:15 PM
I don't expect you to keep up with current events King Idiot. You are a mod afterall. Everyone else is just poking fun.
05-23-2014 , 01:41 PM
Craggoo I notice your off the hooks today in BBV! Are your parents usually control your Internet access?
05-23-2014 , 01:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Morphismus
Craggoo I notice your off the hooks today in BBV! Are your parents usually control your Internet access?
I tried to explain once upon a time to them what teh interwebs are. They got the basic gist. Then I started telling them about the deep web and I noticed a bulge in their heads. I didn't want their head to asplode so I ceased immediately.
05-23-2014 , 02:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Craggoo
My parents went to the coast for the weekend to leave me here to fend for myself. I thought a good practical joke would be to replace all their "low calorie beer" [miller lite] with Budweiser. Everything they consume is low calorie, low fat, low sodium, low "blah blah blah". I plan to drink all the low calorie stuff by the time they get back. I bought a 12 pack of Budweiser (which I will place in the empty 12 pack of Miller Lite) then ask my Mom "is it just me or is the beer really good tonight?" or something similar. Rate my joke.
For your own self-esteem you might want to get back out of the house before you turn 30. Why not take a quick job in sales while you study your computer stuff?

05-23-2014 , 03:06 PM
while you guys all pick on cragoo im just going to go and get ****faced
05-23-2014 , 03:25 PM
Why not both?
05-23-2014 , 06:34 PM
Lol @ Craggoo living with parents.
05-23-2014 , 07:10 PM
You at the Big Weekend akyle? #ecciediet
05-23-2014 , 10:34 PM
gg Craggoo
05-23-2014 , 10:39 PM
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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
gg Craggoo
Oh wow how come now, what was the final straw? And perma'd?
05-23-2014 , 10:56 PM
my gimmick account banned him...

Last edited by fidstar-poker; 05-23-2014 at 10:57 PM. Reason: or am i his gimmick account. I forget now!?! :confused:

      
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