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02-17-2017 , 12:18 PM

#701

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Fiddle really loves Sammy

LOL @ the medals one. Too bad there wasn't a beer chugging event.

02-17-2017 , 12:23 PM

#702

Sheep86

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Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,640

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majik1973

HA HA HA (Majik doing his laughing at Sammy's infraction laugh)

fyp

02-17-2017 , 12:23 PM

#703

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,370

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majik1973

LOL @ the medals one. Too bad there wasn't a beer chugging event.

We won gold in swimming 50mtr freestyle and handball.

02-17-2017 , 12:31 PM

#704

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

We won gold in swimming 50mtr freestyle and handball.

Spoiler:

02-17-2017 , 12:33 PM

#705

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,011

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

We won gold in swimming 50mtr freestyle and handball.

50mtr freestyle is a legit gold

handball isn't because, you know, handball.

02-17-2017 , 12:33 PM

#706

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,011

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Don't do it you risk ending up like Fiddle; homeless, broke and a 2+2 mod.

can i stay with you?

02-17-2017 , 12:37 PM

#707

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,370

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

can i stay with you?

You can have Jeeves' old job/room.

02-17-2017 , 12:37 PM

#708

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

can i stay with you?

would that make you sammy's girlfriend IRL and not just in gimmick life?

02-17-2017 , 12:39 PM

#709

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,011

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

You can have Jeeves' old job/room.

what's the pay?

02-17-2017 , 12:48 PM

#710

SammysGF

journeyman

Join Date: Dec 2015 Posts: 242

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

would that make you sammy's girlfriend IRL and not just in gimmick life?

02-17-2017 , 12:49 PM

#711

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,280

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Jacobsen are great beers. They are not that expensive, $10-15 a bottle in a store a bit more when you buy them in a bar. Haven't tasted those pink ones though.

...we know, we know; you don't like tasting pink things...

02-17-2017 , 12:50 PM

#712

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

...we know, we know; you don't like tasting pink things...

LMAO

Side note, 5k posts about nothing. Take that Larry David!

02-17-2017 , 12:52 PM

#713

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,370

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

what's the pay?

Working for Sammy is pay enough in itself.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

...we know, we know; you don't like tasting pink things...

Calm down Morph.

02-17-2017 , 12:55 PM

#714

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,011

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Working for Sammy is pay enough in itself.

Do I have to pretend you are better at table tennis than me so I don't get fired?

02-17-2017 , 12:58 PM

#715

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Do I have to pretend you are better at table tennis than me so I don't get fired?

If you are over 40 and drunk, you'll win.

02-17-2017 , 01:02 PM

#716

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,370

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Do I have to pretend you are better at table tennis than me so I don't get fired?

No one on 2+2 is better at table tennis than Sammy.

02-17-2017 , 01:13 PM

#717

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,280

02-17-2017 , 01:14 PM

#718

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,011

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

No one on 2+2 is better at table tennis than Sammy.

You are correct.

Last edited by fidstar-poker; 02-17-2017 at 01:14 PM. Reason: am I good at pretending?

02-17-2017 , 01:29 PM

#719

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,011

McAfee keeps telling me that 2+2 is evil

02-17-2017 , 01:31 PM

#720

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

No one on 2+2 is better at table tennis than Sammy.

sammy I can beat you with a table tennis racket if that counts

02-17-2017 , 01:32 PM

#721

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,370

Accepted.

Here's a gift for you bad bettors.

Stevnsgade - Randers under 167,5
Ammerud - Persbraten over 153,5
Nassjo - Malbas over 150,5

02-17-2017 , 01:34 PM

#722

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,370

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

sammy I can beat you with a table tennis racket if that counts

FanFan couldn't hit a cow in the ass with a banjo.

02-17-2017 , 01:38 PM

#723

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,370

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Morph you're a movie nerd. Did you watch the Danish movie The Hunt (Jagten, original title)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2106476/?ref_=nv_sr_1

02-17-2017 , 01:38 PM

#724

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,280

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

McAfee keeps telling me that 2+2 is evil

02-17-2017 , 01:39 PM

#725

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

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