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02-03-2017 , 08:59 PM

#176

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Hahahaha comedy writers. Mr. Small Thumbs makes Sammy laugh.

Exactly! We are the funniest. Sammy medal goes to Sammy and Denmarkians once again.

02-03-2017 , 09:00 PM

#177

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,993

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

And where would that leave Australia, since USA and Denmark took 1st and 2nd place?

Spoiler:

but I'm in the USA

02-03-2017 , 09:03 PM

#178

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

but I'm in the USA

So you are one of the 1250 that got lucky?

02-03-2017 , 09:09 PM

#179

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

So you are one of the 1250 that got lucky?

OK that is hilarious

02-03-2017 , 09:11 PM

#180

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Yes, yes it was.

02-03-2017 , 09:19 PM

#181

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

Sammy,

Is there anything you would like me to bet on for you while I'm in Vegas? I'll be there for 7 days so plenty of time to do stuff.

02-03-2017 , 09:23 PM

#182

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

No thanks. Sammy's got a lot of bets on the game sunday. Sammy will make good money.

02-03-2017 , 09:32 PM

#183

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,993

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

So you are one of the 1250 that got lucky?

yes, and the intensive vetting only included 8 hours of waterboarding.

02-03-2017 , 09:50 PM

#184

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

yes, and the intensive vetting only included 8 hours of waterboarding.

But how many hours of masturbation did it include?

02-04-2017 , 12:16 AM

#185

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

But how many hours of masturbation did it include?

he just used the torture time as an alternative to his usual "auto-erotic asphyxiation" playtime.

02-04-2017 , 02:55 AM

#186

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,993

you need to knock out 3 loads to Trump speeches in a 30 minute period or they don't let you in.

02-04-2017 , 04:33 AM

#187

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

haha ajaha **** you octopus ha hbha so funny

02-04-2017 , 04:34 AM

#188

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

today is the day when we stand together and drink united, as one. Lets make bbv great again.

02-04-2017 , 04:35 AM

#189

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

hhhai satturrrddaaayyy

02-04-2017 , 05:08 AM

#190

Sheep86

*** Don't count your spilmaks before the slut results February LC/NC NSFW ***

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,635

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

Does Europe have anything close to Vegas? Monte Carlo or Monaco maybe?

02-04-2017 , 06:13 AM

#191

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,279

02-04-2017 , 06:31 AM

#192

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,179

02-04-2017 , 11:44 AM

#193

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

lol Nice one Morph.

Sammy, are you going all in on the patriots?

This game better not be a blow out. I'm hoping for several lead changes in this one and lots of scoring. If either qb goes cold with these two offensive powerhouses.... that would be maddening.

02-04-2017 , 12:25 PM

#194

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,519

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Stopped watching at "Government of Denmark". Yeah ok, lol

02-04-2017 , 12:30 PM

#195

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,519

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

the superbowl is sunday at 5:30, calm down

I blame Obama. On the other hand, foreigners are prolly not allowed to watch anymore anyway, thanks Donald.

02-04-2017 , 12:40 PM

#196

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majik1973

Yes, money on Patriots + various other bets on the game.

02-04-2017 , 12:42 PM

#197

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

I blame Obama. On the other hand, foreigners are prolly not allowed to watch anymore anyway, thanks Donald.

If you're in Germany it starts monday 00:30

02-04-2017 , 12:54 PM

#198

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,519

Too many Danes, moved to Hongkong

02-04-2017 , 01:41 PM

#199

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

1. Hello Saturday
2. FU Sammy (love FranFran day 4?)
3. What is this SuperBowel and why do we care?
4. No gambolz happened, ****

02-04-2017 , 01:47 PM

#200

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

Too many Danes, moved to Hongkong

Do you have one of those funny toilets that washes and wipes your ass when you're done?

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