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05-08-2019 , 12:43 AM

#276

WateryBoil

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2014 Posts: 5,762

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

lul

05-08-2019 , 12:46 AM

#277

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

I call him Turtle even though his name is Thor.

Because he's always been slow.

05-08-2019 , 12:52 AM

#278

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,864

RIP Thor the slowpoke

05-08-2019 , 12:56 AM

#279

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

SO TRUE. I shall celebrate his life tomorrow by eating a plain hamburger.

05-08-2019 , 12:57 AM

#280

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

And barking at a mailman.

05-08-2019 , 12:57 AM

#281

WateryBoil

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2014 Posts: 5,762

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

You're probably right. This is what she made Sammy for lunch.....

women go mad for this tho, thats like a perfect lunch for them.

05-08-2019 , 12:57 AM

#282

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

And knocking over the trashcan and strewing it around the place.

05-08-2019 , 12:58 AM

#283

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

And ****ting in the courtyard.

05-08-2019 , 12:59 AM

#284

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

And refusing to pee for anyone except my dad or brother.

05-08-2019 , 01:00 AM

#285

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

And refusing to go for a walk without my mom.

05-08-2019 , 01:00 AM

#286

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

And tricking guests into thinking he liked them more than anyone else just to lull them into a false sense of security and thus getting more treats before ignoring them.

05-08-2019 , 01:01 AM

#287

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

And trying to bite me in the dark when I would come home at 04:00 from long poker sessions.

05-08-2019 , 01:02 AM

#288

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

And always being proud of his toys and wanting to show me but never let me touch any of them.

05-08-2019 , 01:02 AM

#289

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,864

These are sad times my friend.

05-08-2019 , 01:02 AM

#290

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

And for biting people who high-fived too hard because he thought they were fighting. No one was safe.

05-08-2019 , 01:03 AM

#291

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

And for destroying every single squeaky toy he ever got except for the blue pig my dad bought him because he was especially proud of that one.

05-08-2019 , 01:03 AM

#292

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

He was a good dog. Goodnight.

05-08-2019 , 01:06 AM

#293

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

These are sad times my friend.

05-08-2019 , 01:06 AM

#294

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,864

Sleep well Mr Folding. I'm only just getting off work now at 5pm.

05-08-2019 , 01:07 AM

#295

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,864

He looks happy in that photo

05-08-2019 , 01:23 AM

#296

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,440

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

This Tuesday can live, as it's my birthday.

05-08-2019 , 01:27 AM

#297

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,399

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

SO TRUE. I shall celebrate his life tomorrow by eating a plain hamburger.

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

And barking at a mailman.

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

And knocking over the trashcan and strewing it around the place.

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

And ****ting in the courtyard.

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

And refusing to pee for anyone except my dad or brother.

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

And refusing to go for a walk without my mom.

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

And tricking guests into thinking he liked them more than anyone else just to lull them into a false sense of security and thus getting more treats before ignoring them.

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

And trying to bite me in the dark when I would come home at 04:00 from long poker sessions.

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

And always being proud of his toys and wanting to show me but never let me touch any of them.

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

And for biting people who high-fived too hard because he thought they were fighting. No one was safe.

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

And for destroying every single squeaky toy he ever got except for the blue pig my dad bought him because he was especially proud of that one.

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Holy **** I love turtle like I love Fonzie and Oscar.

Good boy, Thor, you'll be back in the form of another dog to take care of Dr. Bob soon...

05-08-2019 , 01:29 AM

#298

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,399

Look at that ****ing dog face, that's a happy and good dog, he lived a great life you can see it in his eyes

05-08-2019 , 01:35 AM

#299

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,649

Happy Birthday SJ!

RIP dawg

05-08-2019 , 02:04 AM

#300

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,399

SJ what are you doing to celebrate - and don’t say I went to PTs by my house

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