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12-27-2012 , 02:40 AM
Put on $100 bucks to run up

Just total ass rape





    Full Tilt, $0.05/$0.10 Pot Limit Omaha Cash, 6 Players
    Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

    SB: $10 (100 bb)
    Hero (BB): $10 (100 bb)
    UTG: $13.99 (139.9 bb)
    MP: $9.01 (90.1 bb)
    CO: $14.69 (146.9 bb)
    BTN: $9.65 (96.5 bb)

    Preflop: Hero is BB with 2 Q A J
    UTG folds, MP raises to $0.20, CO folds, BTN calls $0.20, SB folds, Hero raises to $0.85, MP calls $0.65, BTN calls $0.65

    Flop: ($2.60) T 5 6 (3 players)
    Hero bets $1.90, MP folds, BTN calls $1.90

    Turn: ($6.40) K (2 players)
    Hero bets $6.40, BTN raises to $6.90 and is all-in, Hero calls $0.50

    River: ($20.20) T (2 players, 1 is all-in)

    Results: $20.20 pot ($1.34 rake)
    Final Board: T 5 6 K T
    Hero showed 2 Q A J and lost (-$9.65 net)
    BTN showed 2 A 3 6 and won $18.86 ($9.21 net)






      Full Tilt, $0.10/$0.25 Pot Limit Omaha Cash, 6 Players
      Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

      CO: $23.73 (94.9 bb)
      BTN: $31.80 (127.2 bb)
      Hero (SB): $25 (100 bb)
      BB: $32.43 (129.7 bb)
      UTG: $50.87 (203.5 bb)
      MP: $14.66 (58.6 bb)

      Preflop: Hero is SB with 3 2 5 9
      UTG raises to $0.50, 2 folds, BTN raises to $1.85, Hero calls $1.75, BB calls $1.60, UTG calls $1.35

      Flop: ($7.40) 6 K 4 (4 players)
      Hero bets $3.70, 2 folds, BTN raises to $18.50, Hero raises to $23.15 and is all-in, BTN calls $4.65

      Turn: ($53.70) 6 (2 players, 1 is all-in)
      River: ($53.70) T (2 players, 1 is all-in)

      Results: $53.70 pot ($2.68 rake)
      Final Board: 6 K 4 6 T
      BTN showed 7 9 A A and won $51.02 ($26.02 net)
      Hero showed 3 2 5 9 and lost (-$25 net)
      BB mucked and lost (-$1.85 net)
      UTG mucked and lost (-$1.85 net)






        Full Tilt, $0.50/$1 Pot Limit Omaha Cash, 5 Players
        Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

        MP: $106.10 (106.1 bb)
        CO: $70 (70 bb)
        Hero (BTN): $86.75 (86.8 bb)
        SB: $27.75 (27.8 bb)
        BB: $40 (40 bb)

        Preflop: Hero is BTN with 3 4 A 5
        MP calls $1, CO folds, Hero raises to $2, SB folds, BB raises to $7.50, MP calls $6.50, Hero calls $5.50

        Flop: ($23) 4 4 9 (3 players)
        BB bets $9, MP folds, Hero raises to $50, BB calls $23.50 and is all-in

        Turn: ($88) 5 (2 players, 1 is all-in)
        River: ($88) Q (2 players, 1 is all-in)

        Results: $88 pot ($3 rake)
        Final Board: 4 4 9 5 Q
        MP mucked and lost (-$7.50 net)
        Hero showed 3 4 A 5 and lost (-$40 net)
        BB showed A 9 9 A and won $85 ($45 net)







          Full Tilt, $0.50/$1 Pot Limit Omaha Cash, 4 Players
          Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

          CO: $125.85 (125.9 bb)
          BTN: $26.25 (26.3 bb)
          SB: $97.60 (97.6 bb)
          Hero (BB): $52.90 (52.9 bb)

          Preflop: Hero is BB with 2 Q K T
          CO folds, BTN raises to $2.25, SB folds, Hero raises to $6, BTN calls $3.75

          Flop: ($12.50) T Q 5 (2 players)
          Hero bets $12.50, BTN raises to $20.25 and is all-in, Hero calls $7.75

          Turn: ($53) 2 (2 players, 1 is all-in)
          River: ($53) 8 (2 players, 1 is all-in)

          Results: $53 pot ($2 rake)
          Final Board: T Q 5 2 8
          BTN showed Q 9 J T and won $51 ($24.75 net)
          Hero showed 2 Q K T and lost (-$26.25 net)
          Dirty Rats Quote
          12-27-2012 , 02:50 AM
          Nice hand selection there clown.
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          12-27-2012 , 02:58 AM
          Quote:
          Originally Posted by ConTheFruiterer
          Nice hand selection there clown.
          4 cards dude think of the possibilities
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          12-27-2012 , 03:13 AM
            Full Tilt, $0.10/$0.25 Pot Limit Omaha Cash, 6 Players
            Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

            BB: $25 (100 bb)
            UTG: $31.95 (127.8 bb)
            MP: $29.73 (118.9 bb)
            CO: $22.93 (91.7 bb)
            Hero (BTN): $14.60 (58.4 bb)
            SB: $23.09 (92.4 bb)

            Preflop: Hero is BTN with A 9 5 K
            UTG folds, MP raises to $0.80, CO folds, Hero raises to $2.75, 2 folds, MP calls $1.95

            Flop: ($5.85) K 3 A (2 players)
            MP checks, Hero bets $2.92, MP raises to $14.61, Hero calls $8.93 and is all-in

            Turn: ($29.55) 8 (2 players, 1 is all-in)
            River: ($29.55) 3 (2 players, 1 is all-in)

            Results: $29.55 pot
            Final Board: K 3 A 8 3
            MP showed 6 A K J and lost (-$14.60 net)
            Hero showed A 9 5 K and lost (-$14.60 net)


            classic ****ing scam
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            12-27-2012 , 03:21 AM
            Try folding pre...
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            12-27-2012 , 03:43 AM
            No no no, this is a classic ****ing scam:





            You just aren't very good @ omahahahah
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            12-27-2012 , 04:17 AM
            Ok, you cant play plo. whats new?
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            12-27-2012 , 04:56 AM
            Hand1: Fold River
            Hand2: Obv Fold River
            Hand3: OMFG Have you ever heard of folding River
            Hand4: Clearly you need to tighten up your river game, hate to tap the glass but a stop-loss on your part would be mathematically correct.

            If you insist on continuing this pursuit consider folding more rivers
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            12-27-2012 , 08:46 AM
            [ ] brm
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            12-27-2012 , 09:07 AM
            You're not a very good player
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            12-27-2012 , 09:28 AM
            I was villain in hand #2. I knew my aces were good and you would tilt call an all in with just a gutshot.
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            12-27-2012 , 09:34 AM
            Lose and move up in stakes - nice BRM.
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            12-27-2012 , 09:36 AM
            Quote:
            Originally Posted by Beeblebreed
            Lose and move up in stakes - nice BRM.
            oh just shut the **** up nit

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            12-27-2012 , 10:10 AM
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            12-27-2012 , 10:29 AM
            Quote:
            Originally Posted by U Can't C(bet) Me
            [converted_hand][hand_history]Full Tilt, $0.05/$0.10 Pot Limit Omaha Cash, 6 Players
            Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

            SB: $10 (100 bb)
            Hero (BB): $10 (100 bb)
            UTG: $13.99 (139.9 bb)
            MP: $9.01 (90.1 bb)
            CO: $14.69 (146.9 bb)
            BTN: $9.65 (96.5 bb)

            Preflop: Hero is BB with 2 Q A J
            UTG folds, MP raises to $0.20, CO folds, BTN calls $0.20, SB folds, Hero raises to $0.85
            Spoiler:


            Quote:
            Originally Posted by U Can't C(bet) Me
            [converted_hand][hand_history]Full Tilt, $0.10/$0.25 Pot Limit Omaha Cash, 6 Players
            Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

            CO: $23.73 (94.9 bb)
            BTN: $31.80 (127.2 bb)
            Hero (SB): $25 (100 bb)
            BB: $32.43 (129.7 bb)
            UTG: $50.87 (203.5 bb)
            MP: $14.66 (58.6 bb)

            Preflop: Hero is SB with 3 2 5 9
            UTG raises to $0.50, 2 folds, BTN raises to $1.85, Hero calls $1.75
            Spoiler:


            Quote:
            Originally Posted by U Can't C(bet) Me
            [converted_hand][hand_history]Full Tilt, $0.50/$1 Pot Limit Omaha Cash, 5 Players
            Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

            MP: $106.10 (106.1 bb)
            CO: $70 (70 bb)
            Hero (BTN): $86.75 (86.8 bb)
            SB: $27.75 (27.8 bb)
            BB: $40 (40 bb)

            Preflop: Hero is BTN with 3 4 A 5
            MP calls $1, CO folds, Hero raises to $2, SB folds, BB raises to $7.50, MP calls $6.50, Hero calls $5.50
            Spoiler:


            Quote:
            Originally Posted by U Can't C(bet) Me
            [converted_hand][hand_history]Full Tilt, $0.50/$1 Pot Limit Omaha Cash, 4 Players
            Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

            CO: $125.85 (125.9 bb)
            BTN: $26.25 (26.3 bb)
            SB: $97.60 (97.6 bb)
            Hero (BB): $52.90 (52.9 bb)

            Preflop: Hero is BB with 2 Q K T
            CO folds, BTN raises to $2.25, SB folds, Hero raises to $6
            Spoiler:


            Quote:
            Originally Posted by U Can't C(bet) Me
              Full Tilt, $0.10/$0.25 Pot Limit Omaha Cash, 6 Players
              Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

              BB: $25 (100 bb)
              UTG: $31.95 (127.8 bb)
              MP: $29.73 (118.9 bb)
              CO: $22.93 (91.7 bb)
              Hero (BTN): $14.60 (58.4 bb)
              SB: $23.09 (92.4 bb)

              Preflop: Hero is BTN with A 9 5 K
              UTG folds, MP raises to $0.80, CO folds, Hero raises to $2.75, 2 folds, MP calls $1.95

              Flop: ($5.85) K 3 A (2 players)
              MP checks, Hero bets $2.92, MP raises to $14.61, Hero calls $8.93 and is all-in

              Turn: ($29.55) 8 (2 players, 1 is all-in)
              River: ($29.55) 3 (2 players, 1 is all-in)

              Results: $29.55 pot
              Final Board: K 3 A 8 3
              MP showed 6 A K J and lost (-$14.60 net)
              Hero showed A 9 5 K and lost (-$14.60 net)


              classic ****ing scam
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              Last edited by LOL POT-ODDS; 12-27-2012 at 10:29 AM. Reason: ban
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              12-27-2012 , 02:02 PM
              Wow OP you have no clue how to play PLO...
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              12-27-2012 , 04:46 PM
              Quote:
              Originally Posted by LOL POT-ODDS
              Spoiler:


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              12-27-2012 , 04:53 PM
              Quote:
              Originally Posted by Sheep86
              Spoiler:
              nice
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              12-27-2012 , 05:10 PM
              Quote:
              Originally Posted by U Can't C(bet) Me;

              [b
              Results:[/b] $29.55 pot
              Final Board: K 3 A 8 3
              MP showed 6 A K J and lost (-$14.60 net)
              Hero showed A 9 5 K and lost (-$14.60 net)
              Can someone explain omahaha rules why MP doesn't win w/ flush here (and both players lose wtf?)
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              12-27-2012 , 06:05 PM
              Lol @sheep86. NH
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              12-27-2012 , 06:24 PM
              Quote:
              Originally Posted by MisterGuy
              Can someone explain omahaha rules why MP doesn't win w/ flush here (and both players lose wtf?)
              the house always wins
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              12-27-2012 , 06:51 PM
              Quote:
              Originally Posted by Sheep86
              Spoiler:
              holy **** bro

              you win the internet
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              12-27-2012 , 08:01 PM
              Quote:
              Originally Posted by MisterGuy
              Can someone explain omahaha rules why MP doesn't win w/ flush here (and both players lose wtf?)
              flushes don't count in omaha if you don't fold river
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