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11-03-2015 , 03:46 AM

#176

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,064

Sorry Nat, but if your first thought is "My gf in high school is super hot, I don't want to lose her, so I better knock her up" it isn't degen at all. A real degen wouldn't be hanging around if he knocked a chick up.

11-03-2015 , 04:28 AM

#177

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Who said anything about my thoughts and/or hanging around? Lots of assuming from Aussies

11-03-2015 , 04:55 AM

#178

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Yeah this looks like Tuesday

11-03-2015 , 05:55 AM

#179

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Tuesday can lick my scrotch

11-03-2015 , 06:00 AM

#180

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,064

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

Who said anything about my thoughts and/or hanging around? Lots of assuming from Aussies

so you are saying it would have been better to get Kate upton pregnant in highschool just so you can run away than just **** her without getting her pregnant.

you need to think through the process a little more.

11-03-2015 , 06:07 AM

#181

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

I'm saying whatever the **** I please however the **** I please you Australian Murphy / this is LC/NC in bbv I have carte blanche you classic
nit to raw dog your mom, Kate upton in high school, Taylor Swift right now or my gf or my best friends girlfriend i degeneratelly talk **** however and whenever I please and tell mods to ead until the California cows come home

11-03-2015 , 06:10 AM

#182

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Btw I'm super drunk after an Antimasque show right now and have work in the morning which I may no call no show and still get paid just to spite you nits - in other words I'm better than all of you and enjoy gracing you with my presence

11-03-2015 , 06:26 AM

#183

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Good cheese comes from happy cows

11-03-2015 , 06:40 AM

#184

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

I do love you fid - as much as I could love a shiesty internet businessman with multiple businesses who jumps from country to country likely to avoid extradition

11-03-2015 , 06:42 AM

#185

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whiskeyneat

Good cheese comes from happy cows

California has the happiest cows real talk 💯🐄🐃🐄🐃🐄🐃🐄mooooooo

11-03-2015 , 06:47 AM

#186

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,064

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

I said something really stupid. Sorry fidstar. You're the best.

fyp

11-03-2015 , 06:48 AM

#187

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,064

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

I do love you fid - as much as I could love a shiesty internet businessman with multiple businesses who jumps from country to country likely to avoid extradition

I'm flying to the Bahamas tomorrow.

Jelly?

11-03-2015 , 07:51 AM

#188

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Not jelly but you did make my balls tingle

11-03-2015 , 07:52 AM

#189

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

fyp

This is called finding humor in the moment and not temp banning 🌟🌟🌟

11-03-2015 , 07:54 AM

#190

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Work in 6.5 hours will surely drive there hung over or still tilted from the half 1/5 I drank the last 3.5 hours

Either way **** your grandmother Tuesday no one likes you I checked with the popular kids

11-03-2015 , 07:55 AM

#191

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Bet I win highest post count this month too although no money or advantage comes with the honor

11-03-2015 , 08:02 AM

#192

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

you already won last month

Natamus 246
Majik1973 221
FWWM 178
CigarDan 166
Morphismus 140
Whiskeyneat 136
FranFran 96
WateryBoil 61
suitedjustice 55
thabighurt35 53
fidstar-poker 49
wafflehouse1 36

11-03-2015 , 09:35 AM

#193

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

****ing spammer. Got up after 4 hrs sleep and can't get more. **** you tuesday confirmed.

11-03-2015 , 11:18 AM

#194

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

Hear ye, hear ye. I exuberantly declare that Tubthumping by Chumbawamba is now the official troll song and must be posted in tilttard threads to encourage increased alcohol consumption, redeposits, and more gamboooolling. The song is annoying which is another bonus.

I would like to thank the poster for dropping the band name in a thread.

That is all.

11-03-2015 , 11:56 AM

#195

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

California has the happiest cows real talk 💯🐄🐃🐄🐃🐄🐃🐄mooooooo

Must be all dat weed you damn hippies are handing out like candy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

Work in 6.5 hours will surely drive there hung over or still tilted from the half 1/5 I drank the last 3.5 hours

is half a 1/5 a 1/10?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

Bet I win highest post count this month too although no money or advantage comes with the honor

we could perhaps have a contest...

11-03-2015 , 12:00 PM

#196

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

**** you Tuesday! Unless I get laid later, then Tuesday you're all right by me.

11-03-2015 , 12:08 PM

#197

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

oh, may have forgot to mention that girl I hit strip club with last week wants to bang

11-03-2015 , 12:09 PM

#198

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

on second thought, I think I already mentioned that but one of the B's in BBV is for Brags so yeah

11-03-2015 , 12:38 PM

#199

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

11-03-2015 , 12:52 PM

#200

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

I really hope this girl doesn't want to hit the strip club again though, went total degen and blew a weeks pay in a few hours on overpriced drinks and titties

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