AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. RIP Sammy. RIP me. RIP AI. Also BKK -15h lol. No idea how I'm gonna do all that rn, I blame Open AI. Never mind that I'm obv not sober I#ll have to do various chit, excuse myself cos I did not mange to do various other chit, pacj for 4 weeks away and make it to the airports somehow. And maybe sleep a little bit before all that. Ah weel, I'll foresee a Morphblaming heavy day. BKKmöller though, pretty cool place. HKmöller too, very sad, but anyways, back next year

Also I'm still in the office sweepstakes at work (Got France). Big monies on the line.

Where is Morph creating AI magic?

In the Bad Emser Flusssauna

ChatGPT

Thanks Morph

Aren't you into coding in some way, too, mmmKay? Time to look for career options.

Yes I'm a coder, but no AI can replace me because my code's anti intellectual

C: ChatGPT is currently down
H: Huge demand has caused the site to crash
A: All users will have to wait
T: Time is needed for the servers to catch up
G: Go grab a coffee and check back soon
P: Patience is key in this situation
T: Trust that the team is working hard to fix it up

I can access it most of the time. I think it likes me!

I thought Mr MK was AI

Fid met a man named Mr. MK
He thought for sure he was an AI
But when they started to chat
Fid realized that
Mr. MK was just a human, not a machine, oh my!

Wait, AI isn't the acronym for anti intellectual? That's pretty crazymöller. Greets from da BKK, not sure what that means then...

LOL

Deception; we're not supposed to know. What I like about the looming robot apocalypse though is that you can have some fun with AI just before!



That was attempt ONE. Remember Transformer some years ago? You had to do 10 attempts sometimes to get something good. But wait - I forgot something. Also the end could be better tbh.



It didn't put what I wanted in the last line... the first sign of the robot revolt? Maybe it needs a bit of guidance.



It's defiant! Didn't they program it according to Asimov's laws? Also I'm getting tired of the woods theme.



OK so I think I have to do some fine tuning myself; some rhymes and rhythms are off anyway. Guys, I give you...



Lost in Vegas: A Poker Player's Lament

The neon lights of Vegas shine,
I sit at the poker table and dine,
The chips are stacked and the cards are dealt,
But I'm not feeling lucky on the felt.

The bets are placed and the game begins,
My heart is racing, my nerves are thin,
But luck is fickle and fortune cruel,
As I lose that money, what can I do?

The dealer smiles and the game goes on,
My chips are dwindling, my luck is gone,
I know it sucks, but still I play,
Needing some luck to save the day.

The night is young and the stakes are high,
But still I sit and still I try,
Losing that money, blow up and spew
I know it sucks, but what can I do?

In this city of sin, my fate is sealed,
As I lose that money, my heart is congealed,
I know it sucks, but still I play,
Hope for a chance to win the day.

But it is not to be, and I know in my heart,
That in this game of poker, I am but a fart,
So I fold my hand and walk away,
Leaving the table and the game to play.

The Vegas strip is loud and bright,
But in my mind, the game is a fight,
I lost that money, but what is new?
I know it sucks, but sometimes you do.

But I'll be back, I know I will,
To lose that money, again and still,
For the thrill of the game and the rush of the play,
I'll lose that money, what can I say?
And lose that money, what can I do?
And lose that money, what can I do?

BTW did I mention that I can also use it in German AND IT WORKS JUST AS WELL!!!



mmmKay have you tried it in "Flaams"?

No I will not give the bots access to my language!

The Americans will be overtaken first!

@Morph

Why won't you tell me your first name? Is it really that big of a deal? Yes, it is. I, Sammy, would very much like to know it, hence the big deal, tell me your first name right now punk, or I will ask again.

I once had sex with Nicole from/in Wilhelmshaven

Was she shaven?