Okay before I start talking about the brag (which is ******ed obviously) let me put things into perspective about how it became about.

I'm going through divorce and that **** is evil like you wouldn't believe, I'm 32 with a crazy ex wife and a child (who's 8) and worked a regular job for 9 years before quitting to play cards (living the dream baby lol) of course wifey wasn't happy with that decision but guess what? It didn't really affect us that much financially (I didn't crush hard or anything like that but I made a decent hourly and I was more than happy to earn it in my man cave at that time) fast forward a few months and in the middle of the break/up divorce ****, ex wifey gets an apartment (which I help to pay for because the beep never did anything by herself in 7+ years) and eventually with bullcrap stories starts to bully me out of my own home (that I'm also paying for 75% of the cost for) with lawyers bull that until we sell the property she's emotionally attached to it and wants to be the tenant until then. So now she lives in our house and I get the lease of the apartment which was near or old home, ideal to see my daughter until all hell breaks loose for real with her mom aka the mental patient.

Now yesterday I get a note on the door saying that my internet will be disconnected for missing payments which I never did so I'm like wtf? I call the internet company and they start telling me that she called back our provider a few months ago and was able to re-active my own account at my old house without being a secondary user on the account just by emailing a copy of her drivers license with my last name on it and my address. Yes ladies and gentlemen divorce is that fantastic.

So heres the bragging part in that crazy ******ed story.

That was yesterday that note saying "July 7 disconnection"

It's a decent size building where I live here now, so they can't disconnect you without accessing an electrical and cable room.

Yesterday after getting that note I go see the building super tenant and ask him for the key to that room because I had someone that was coming installing a service for me which wasn't true but allowed me to kidnap that key and they wouldn't be able to unplug me today. (and yes it's the only key for that room for some reason =D)

So last night I make a small 140$ deposit after withdrawing most of my roll online for divorce hell related matters (lawyers hell) right after all of this came about. And I guess I must've been due for some good karma after all that hell because I ran super hot early on and got the roll to 385 in no time. Then it was 10 hours of swings to get it up to a little over 1k, 11 hours later 4 tabling PLO zoom 2.50/5 and winning 14 buyins in the process. Needless to say it was my best day ever online (for now hopefully =)

Moral of the story? Of course I could've called the internet company and paid the bill in full yesterday but since I did what I did where I live now, they also went and unplugged my ex wife today (when I didn't) and karma/variance was amazing to me during that period at the table lol.

Don't get married kids. It get's crazy.

That sounds terrible. Was she this crazy before you got married??

Of course not, she's going batish crazy nowadays though that's why it's over.

Midlife crisis much.

pics of wife?

Do you think she ever took another man into her mouth? Thats what my wife did. We're also getting divorced, but we both agreed not to start any drama so it's been pretty chill. House is for sale. I'll talk about it later once it's finished.

Omg too much text not enough pics

how did he taste?

Seems like your best day online ever was winning like 5k no wonder she divorced you

So basically you have ruined a guys day by stealing the key. The guy was only trying to do his job and disconnect a line (that deserved to be disconnected).

You are now officially stealing internet.

And it seems you believe in Karrma, so let's see what happens.

Couldn't the ISP just shut off his modem? This story makes no sense and he's bragging about degenning up a roll to 1k? facepalm.jpg

Depends what kind of service he has. Internet and they just shut it down from central, analog cable line and it's just a shared broadcast signal. If it's digital then they can shut down the cable box too.

In this story OP is a professional poker player who deposits a wooping $140 and runs it up to 1k to instantly brag online about it.

it was 140>9,200$ in 1 session not 1k.

I wasn't bragging about being a pro either, just getting it back to the ex wife and running good story.

And yes I obviously paid the ISP the next day. Ex wife had no service for 4 days lol.

I couldn't be stealing when I was paying for my own service.

Tech only needs access to phone room to install a service. Disconnections are done remotely. Work for Internets IRL (beat).

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That's a really +EV divorce.

Some variance depends on op's stats

She looks Philippino..... Sucks but I think the variance kicked in with you're marriage, telling people to not get married is kind of fudged up my wife is nothing like the one you described GL.

Your life story is bad and you should feel bad