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10-10-2017 , 08:56 AM
Snipes you sir are king of the degens and I'm so f happy for you man
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10-10-2017 , 10:58 AM
congrats snipes. plz dont dump it.

just deal with the stall tactics and stop betting all together for a bit. Even small bets can trigger a landslide effect, I know.
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10-10-2017 , 11:06 AM
Just got an email saying that the withdrawal has declined and that it is not available at the moment. "Your account has standard review going as soon as it is done you can re submit accordingly." How hysterical. Knew this was coming..I think what bothers me most is the sloppy English.
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10-10-2017 , 11:49 AM
Yeah, you knew the stall tactics were coming. We've all read the stories in this thread where it worked for the site. Just wait them out and submit whatever forms of ID or paperwork they demand.

They did say you can resubmit after the review is done. That kind of sounds like they aren't going to tell you when the review is done. I'd check in every two or three days with them.

If they drag it out more than 7-10 days, then I would contact whatever Canadian govt regulatory agency oversees them.

You'll win this, but need to be a little patient.
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10-10-2017 , 11:56 AM
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Originally Posted by DeegenForLife
Longtime reader of this thread, first post and just created my account...

I'm not proud to admit this, but I am one of the biggest degens on planet Earth. I've been gambling compulsively on everything since age 8 or so, over a quarter of a century... I've got tons of stories, pictures, materials to share and I don't even know where to start. I'll do so within the next week. Additionally, I've got severe whore, hooker, alcohol, drug impulse control issues which are compounded during gambling binges. Some of my stories are so outrageous you guys will think they're made up or at least exaggerated, but I promise I will detail my life honestly & to the best of my abilities for several reasons, including the possibility of this exercise being therapeutic to me and out of respect for all prior degens, KingNiche included. I am a pathological tilt monkey raging gambling addict who will bet on anything from women's college basketball(lol) to whether or not someone will get an item into the trash or miss to all pit games to random nonsense and I know I have to face this reality in order to have a brighter future. Just in the last 2 months I turned $50 into $100,000 by winning several online tournaments, final tabling the Almighty 2,000 entry at Borgata and crushing 5/10 & 10/25 NL cash @ Borgata... After reckless spending on whores, drugs, parties, and gambling like a maniac in Vegas and AC, I've gone to 0 yet again...

On a separate note, I know this isn't the place for it, but I tried to start a thread in Marketplace and was not allowed to do so. What could be the issue? I am trying to sell my top of the line MacBook Pro I purchased 1 month ago and have used exactly 3 times. I bought it at the Apple Store in Garden State Plaza Mall and spent 3300 cash on it(lol)due to having recently hit some tournament scores. Everything from screen size to hard drive to memory to storage to features are best Apple offers. Reason I have to sell it now is I need to pay rent ASAP and would be willing to take best offer if anyone is interested

I'm sorry for the derail and now back to degening.....

I will post some stories within the next week and hope you folks will enjoy them...
Worst tease ever..
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10-10-2017 , 01:06 PM
I wouldve requested smaller withdrawls. Seriously just ignore my Bitcoin reccomendation?
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10-10-2017 , 01:49 PM
i played on a online site once, and after we lost big time at high stakes of poker, after it was all said and done i realized it was all bad variance, I should not have lost with the way i played, it was rigged against and therefore illegal, so i called and canceled all the buyins back to my account.
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10-10-2017 , 01:54 PM
snipes i would wait it out, you will get your money man. even people that played on absolute poker got their money in the end.
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10-10-2017 , 02:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Snipes
I always had the most luck w 3 spots not sure why
ended up depositing my entire bitcoin roll ~$4k and playing 3 spots of $100. what a moron. ended up winning/breaking even after being down like $2k. currently on bovada chat re-blocking my casino access..
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10-10-2017 , 02:52 PM
they made bitcoin on these online casino because some of us degens will chargeback any losses and write it off, no taxes paid or even losses paid!
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10-10-2017 , 02:53 PM
You ran good MAHPs breaking even, believe me bro, usually if im down 2k out of 4k, the next 5 hands im going broke $500 a hand
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10-10-2017 , 03:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Highroller28
You ran good MAHPs breaking even, believe me bro, usually if im down 2k out of 4k, the next 5 hands im going broke $500 a hand
ive lost $4k before in a night, and just a month or so ago I lost $1k or something. I'm not really a degen, and you would think I would learn my lesson. I guess that's why I had my casino access off for several years!

alcohol is a HELL of a drug. i started playing bj with a roll of $1880, deposited $250 and $2000 (total roll $4130), and ended the night at $5800. it looks like i cleared approx. $500 out of the $1850 pending bonus i had. i just forfeited the pending $1380 bonus, cashed out all but $2k, and turned off my casino access.

Last edited by M.A.H.P.'s; 10-10-2017 at 03:45 PM. Reason: looks like my total handle for the night was almost $150k lol. wow.
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10-10-2017 , 03:54 PM
Pinnacle is going to delay hoping you will degen it all back. Don't fall for it.
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10-10-2017 , 04:16 PM
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Originally Posted by M.A.H.P.'s
ive lost $4k before in a night, and just a month or so ago I lost $1k or something. I'm not really a degen, and you would think I would learn my lesson. I guess that's why I had my casino access off for several years!

alcohol is a HELL of a drug. i started playing bj with a roll of $1880, deposited $250 and $2000 (total roll $4130), and ended the night at $5800. it looks like i cleared approx. $500 out of the $1850 pending bonus i had. i just forfeited the pending $1380 bonus, cashed out all but $2k, and turned off my casino access.

Gotta block casino everywhere bro..too much blood has been spilled in those online casinos.
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10-10-2017 , 04:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Snipes
Just got an email saying that the withdrawal has declined and that it is not available at the moment. "Your account has standard review going as soon as it is done you can re submit accordingly." How hysterical. Knew this was coming..I think what bothers me most is the sloppy English.
This is so standard and so transparent: We know you won, but we'll stall as long as possible here.
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10-10-2017 , 05:17 PM
Stay up watch Vikings -3.5 and playing spin go's max got one for 2k on a$30 one lost to 9 10 hit 2 pair when I shoved half stack pre flop aj called and shoved on on flop , kissed me of a bit so kept loading up more games utterly tired so my play was to aggressive and ran bad, that not nothing what is degenerate bit is self ban for 5 YEARS Wake up and gutted printing money poker was always nice win and have free betting 5 UCKIN YEARS now that is most degenerate thing I have done in a long time

Broke even because I bet Australia to India in t20 cricket , going have get a friend to open a poker stars account and deposit with PayPal and paysafe

Just put all winnings from cricket bet on the Panthers -3 at least I can't lose by half a point so that is good at least.
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10-10-2017 , 05:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Ex_Matt

Baltimore over Oakland is my hidden money pick of the week.
Just think if snipes listened to me and parlay'd with KC

He would of been a millionaire.


I sure as **** cashed in


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Snipes now that you're rich, I'll sell you NFL picks. I'm picking 60% on parlays and around 85% individual games. Hit me up and we'll work out a deal.

Last edited by Ex_Matt; 10-10-2017 at 05:39 PM.
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10-10-2017 , 06:07 PM
No thanks GL
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10-10-2017 , 10:37 PM
Snipes- you need to tell your significant other or family members exactly what’s going on so your liable for not dumping the money back on the site. It will feel a whole lot different playing it back when it’s coming from your bank account vs a Casino balance and they know this. There’s a 90% chance u get paid you just gotta deal with the shady bs and tactics. This is much easier when people irl know the situation.

Gl
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10-11-2017 , 07:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Ex_Matt
Just think if snipes listened to me and parlay'd with KC

He would of been a millionaire.


I sure as **** cashed in


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Snipes now that you're rich, I'll sell you NFL picks. I'm picking 60% on parlays and around 85% individual games. Hit me up and we'll work out a deal.
Do you really think you can beat books long term because you picked ravens and are running good at the moment??? Anyone who could beat the book would not go round saying I can beat books at 65% parlays and 85% single picks as even best in the world could not get close to them numbers long term

To try sell your picks to snipes your either a troll or self deluded.
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10-11-2017 , 07:31 AM
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Originally Posted by POCKET ROCKETS OOO
Snipes- you need to tell your significant other or family members exactly what’s going on so your liable for not dumping the money back on the site. It will feel a whole lot different playing it back when it’s coming from your bank account vs a Casino balance and they know this. There’s a 90% chance u get paid you just gotta deal with the shady bs and tactics. This is much easier when people irl know the situation.

Gl
Come on rocket pocket you know better then that he is a 100% getting paid

They just want him to bet and tilt it away chasing if he lost, if 90% chance getting paid the book would be stealing and a huge book like that will always pay out unless you cheat.
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10-11-2017 , 09:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Ex_Matt
Just think if snipes listened to me and parlay'd with KC

He would of been a millionaire.


I sure as **** cashed in


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Snipes now that you're rich, I'll suck your dick. I'm picking my nose on parlays and around blowing around 85% of individuals I see. Hit me in the face.
You have such an unbelievable hardon for Snipes its ridiculous. Ridiculing the man for his failures and talking all that goood ****, then he turns it around and is legitimately going to get out from under the rock and you try to drag him back in!

You just made the list!
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10-11-2017 , 11:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Singasong2222
Do you really think you can beat books long term because you picked ravens and are running good at the moment??? Anyone who could beat the book would not go round saying I can beat books at 65% parlays and 85% single picks as even best in the world could not get close to them numbers long term

To try sell your picks to snipes your either a troll or self deluded.
looooool

hahahaha.


Alwaysfolding:

You are so pretty.

Last edited by fidstar-poker; 10-11-2017 at 12:17 PM. Reason: You are so pretty.
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10-11-2017 , 11:46 AM
Lol ex_matt still being made an ex_ample of
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10-11-2017 , 11:52 AM
I have an unbelievable itch to do the degenerate gambling after I went hard this last summer. I haven't played $30/hand Mississippi Stud in months

Last edited by AlwaysFolding; 10-11-2017 at 11:53 AM. Reason: also ex_ample
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