Where was the guy who was letting it ride on Clemson ml the entire season.

Here's another one:

I used to play at a small cardroom all the time that was about a 20 minute drive from my apt. Since I played so much I knew all the dealers and always tipped them way more than I should. When I was drinking I was even more generous, and being the alcoholic degen that I am/was was pretty much every night.

One night I was about 12 beers deep and playing a $2/5NL when I announced that if I win the next hand I will give the dealer half of the pot. Action gets folded around to the button who raises to $20. I look down at K3 off in the BB and make it 60 to go. The button thinks for a minuted and then re-raises to $180. I call. Flop comes Q63 and I check. The button bets $160 and I shove for over 500. He snap calls and immediately flips over his hand (QQ). Of course the turn is a 3 and the river is a 3 and I scoop a $1200 pot and slide over $600 to the dealer.

Oh I forgot to mention that the villain was a super tight prop AND I KNEW THAT. A few hours go by and I (like most nights) start to get into it with another player. We get involved in a hand together where he had the nuts and after I call his shove on the river he says "good call" and looks like he's going to muck. I turn over the 17'th nuts like a boss and he says "nice hand" and shakes his head in disbelief. After about 30 seconds he finally flips over his hand and I of course lose it. I shove my chips across the table at him and they get all over the table, floor everywhere. His girl was sitting behind him at the table and I tell him sorry and why doesn't his fat c*nt gf pick them up for him.

Of course we both stand up and this huge black security guard picks me up and takes me outside. Apparently as I was getting kicked out I was yelling something about being in the mormon mafia and I was going to jump him for jesus. IDK.

I woke up the next day and didn't remember how I got home (standard), but I did manage to find my car which I had parked in my neighbors driveway.

Thanks man.

MOVING SOMEWHERE...

^this guy is high on a number of drugs

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Tom lets go on a magic carpet ride

Lmaooo, amazing

I look forward to hearing more

Got to be a troll no way any human being is that stupid, smacks of try hard.

Been only betting nfl singles and doubles, last 5 weeks have not hit anything, i got a treble on the football 3 teams so had nice payout (all teams better then evens) picked panthers but had the great idea to back hawks as if i go against my picks i might fool my bad karma

Anyways got a check for emergency tax refund (paying too much tax at start of job)

Have put the lot on denver m/l 27/20 reason i backed denver as i can`t stand new england and Bill Belichick (like the way they cheat but can`t make up for the smugness of the new england fans)

If i lose i will be unable to buy food for the homeless and will be unable to do my charity work were i give money to single mothers who are in hardship and wont be able to set up the weekly soup and food to the needy.

Hit this today after a long night of up and down at the casino.
More down fighting to get even but i also lost in poker all night.
I was tired and tilted. I decide to try some slots to recoup my loss. I'm losing there too n feel dePressed I then go with last 300 to roulette. But only buy I'm for $100. I get so lucky get all 1300 back. I couldn't miss. Then tried slots again and hit this
http://imgur.com/ZBC5xLe

Brag $1600 off a $5 spin
Beat: lost $500 back immediately in the $25 slot. Kept thinking it will hit for 10 or 20 but I only won 5 credits once and lost it back. I left cAsino
Up over $1200 today so nice to win again. Ship it fool!

Greatest feeling of life is being stuck and winning it all back + a 1200 ball in the early morning.

Stayed out of casino for a good year. Jan 2016 resolution was to get back on the tables occasionallyz. Sick run last week weekend. Up $3400 on pokers and ez baccarat, crushed 2 dragons for 2k. Left work early today, Damn sick 3.5 hR run at local casino today. Waiting for $100-$300(2/5 NL), wonder over to baccarat. Hit a dragon bet for 1k like 15 mins into it, keep betting big, lose $600 back, go into degen "golden horse room", Chinese people think I'm magic as I hit 10 players' side in a row and 3 pandas on ez baccarat. Up 2k, go to NL, up $400, get into big Hand against old tight dolt. He raise my straddle to $35, 5 callers, I call with da mighty 5c3s. Flop 532cc, I lead $150, he call, all fold. Turn Kc. I give the speech then go all in for another $400 and some change. He snap, I'm like "oh ****", he flip over da KK so I'm drawing to the club. Dealer peels slow and black 10 ball, but it ain't the club. I drop heaps of multiple rebuys at local Asian massage parlor and I leave up only $600. Hit trader Joe's on way home and buy all 8 of the $17 bourbon barrel IPA beers and start chugging. Night capping with some brazzers. Fun ride. Going fire rest of $464 of winnings at Asian massage parlor and DK NFL conf champ gpps tomorrow. May the degen be with u.

I wanted to add a little to my story, as I wrote it on my phone. How degen was this trip really, I mean I just played poker and hit a slot jackpot? well, I failed to mention I called off work to go play, and made more than I would at work. that was awesome,
also I smoked ALOT of um those cigarillos in between my play, probably contributed to my splashy poker play at 3-6am. And my roulette game was on fire!
Buy in $100, $10 on 10 numbers, boom $360, repeat, $360, repeat $500, a guy walks up puts $300 on black, I go $100 also with him, black 11, he repeats for $600 saying time to get even, I chicken out put still put $50, black 13. I left the table with $1200 from that one benji, ship it fools!!

beaverslayer what is a panda? I like baccarat and know of the Dragon- 3 card 9 other side a 0, but whats a panda.....

In ez baccarat, a panda is when player side hits a 3 card 8 and the banker side is 0-7. Doesn't pay as much as dragon(25-1 vs. 40-1)but fun as hell when it hits. Saw one shoe hit 8 panda, zero dragons yesterday.

Not really degen but I didn't know where else to put it and none of us had ever seen it before.

Dude bets 75 into like a 150 pot apparently on a complete airball, other guy goes all in for 76. Dude snap folds for one dollar getting like 300 to 1 and the other guy gets to muck. He's like WELL I'M BEAT SO WHY WASTE THE DOLLAR?

Almost like reverse degen.

Lol

How are those guys even at poker tables, I've never played live and I don't understand how ***** stupid some people are. I honestly don't know how I'm going to react when I get sucked out on by a donk when I play live, hopefully just laugh...

It's actually way easier to laugh off a bad beat in live poker, it seems less tangible when it's just a bunch of betting discs.

Yeah when I'm in public I think I'd act more professional and generally am a very level headed person, rarely get angry. Not sure how much I'd tilt live.

Online when nobody is around and I get sucked out on I curse eveytime and shout etc

Yeah. I'm a tilt monkey online, but I'm really calm in live poker.

Some related experience was when I used to play on Xbox live or 'split screen' on games consoles with my mates.

I'd never get tilted or rage when I was playing against or win mates... Even when BS happened.
But online when I was alone I used to rage like **** at COD and Fifa... FIFA especially, I used to have to buy at least 2/3 discs a year of Fifa cause I'd destroy the disc out of rage.
It's like, I know how to act professionally and be civil, and I'd be embarrassed at raging at a game infront of my mates, cause it's just a game... But alone I got so ***** mad lol

Cool story, bro.
Almost believable.

This isn't really super degen since I put up exactly zero dollars, but I got a bonus from an online casino. 140 free on them, but I have to wager 4200 on slots or 42000 on table games to unlock it. I decide that since it's such a high wagering requirement I'd put it on Roulette for kicks. Put it all on 4 numbers, one hits for 1280.

Now I can sit here for hours placing 5 dollar blackjack bets, or I can go for a huge score. Eh screw it, all of it on the first 6 numbers. Hits like 31 or 32 or something. Would have been nice to hit for 7.6k outta some free bonus money lmaooo.

Even if you manage to book a win I'm still sure that there will be cashout restrictions, e.g. max cashout like 30 bucks or so. Read the terms & conditions before u waste your time