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07-01-2015 , 01:26 PM
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Originally Posted by legionrainfall
Anyone who can win at poker knows things like probability and expected value and variance, and will never again play those stupid brainless welfare lottery casino games that are stacked in favor of the house.
not true, just one example: http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29...highlight=ivey
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07-01-2015 , 04:37 PM
#lifeofadegen

im living it too..
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07-01-2015 , 05:29 PM
QUOTE:Originally Posted by Bighurt52235 View Post
For most of us degens, we'd be out of action if we lost that first hand, and that's no good.

And that's why we are the dream customer for the casino win small and lose big. END QUOTE

Isn't the best customer for the casino the one that places the most money in wagers? Like, if you have $1000 and play slots for $10 a spin, you could end up playing more than 100 times, effectively wagering more than $1000.

The casino edge wears down your money slowly. If there is a 5% edge on the game, you theoretically lose 5% of your bet every time.

The gambler that just goes double or nothing for $1000 is actually not that great of a customer for the casino, they will not increase their profits as much as the gambler that sits at the table or machines and grinds, wagering over time much more than the actual amount of money they have.
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07-01-2015 , 05:52 PM
Can someone explain the Phil Ivey cheater lawsuit thing?
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07-01-2015 , 06:07 PM
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Originally Posted by legionrainfall
Anyone who can win at poker knows things like probability and expected value and variance, and will never again play those stupid brainless welfare lottery casino games that are stacked in favor of the house.
You do not know how to play poker, I guarantee that. Sample size.
not true you can look up my online poker stats for 2010 on official poker rankings i was a top 1% player in the world for MTT's redskins2121. i am no pro but i do have about 30k in profit from poker.in that year from cash and MTT's i did not discover BJ until 2013ish
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07-01-2015 , 06:09 PM
Im going to take 15k down to AC tomorrow morning while my dad is at work and try to win the 11k back playing BJ if you see in the news some one commits sucicide by jumping off the parking garage well you know who it is.
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07-01-2015 , 07:52 PM
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Originally Posted by njpokerplayer24
Im going to take 15k down to AC tomorrow morning while my dad is at work and try to win the 11k back playing BJ if you see in the news some one commits sucicide by jumping off the parking garage well you know who it is.
Wanna meet up I'm off tomorrow and I'll be there for support or a blunt of you need....

But in reality you should just eat the 11k loss and don't risk anymore of you fathers money. I know you're not going to do this but I have to put my 2c in the feel better about it.
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07-01-2015 , 07:55 PM
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Originally Posted by njpokerplayer24
Im going to take 15k down to AC tomorrow morning while my dad is at work and try to win the 11k back playing BJ if you see in the news some one commits sucicide by jumping off the parking garage well you know who it is.
take the 29k fly to vegas bet on tennis

i saw someone post here earlier about betting on it

so i put a 12 win parlay on that and hit got 3-1 on my money
just by betting the favorites

im sure you can just put 29k on 1 match and be up
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07-01-2015 , 10:42 PM
Don't do it your dad will probably forgive you and if he doesn't then it's still better than risking another 11k of his money. 11k seems much more forgivable to me than 25k+

IF YOU DO GO, do yourself the favor at least of learning perfect strategy by heart to give yourself the best chance at getting even. You can buy a little strategy chart cheat sheet too. Or print one off the internet.
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07-02-2015 , 12:11 AM
NJ,

Youre going to have to find a way to monetize that vibrating leg, and soon.
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07-02-2015 , 05:04 AM
14k on 1st column, 14k on 3rd column, 1.1k on 0.

2/3 of the time you'll get the 40k up and then you can spin your own 2k up to 147k or so.
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07-02-2015 , 05:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Chloe O'Brian
14k on 1st column, 14k on 3rd column, 1.1k on 0.
And I'll have $100 on the second column and celebrate like no other when I hit.
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07-02-2015 , 05:49 AM
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Originally Posted by karlgjerde83
Please post pics and vids for us degens ITT
sorry i do not own a smart phone. alsoi do know perfect strat. They allow me to negotiate the rules for surrender and stay on soft 17 for dealer.
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07-02-2015 , 09:59 AM
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Originally Posted by njpokerplayer24
sorry i do not own a smart phone. alsoi do know perfect strat. They allow me to negotiate the rules for surrender and stay on soft 17 for dealer.
Take a few hundo and put it aside for a smart phone. If you lose it may be nice to watch porn from Starbucks wifi and jerk off in the bathroom after your dad kicks you out of the house.
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07-02-2015 , 11:22 AM
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Originally Posted by POCKET ROCKETS OOO
Take a few hundo and put it aside for a smart phone. If you lose it may be nice to watch porn from Starbucks wifi and jerk off in the bathroom after your dad kicks you out of the house.
chuckle
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07-02-2015 , 11:46 AM
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Originally Posted by njpokerplayer24
sorry i do not own a smart phone. alsoi do know perfect strat. They allow me to negotiate the rules for surrender and stay on soft 17 for dealer.
I think the all story is bull...t
you put back the money plus a couple of 100's hahahah
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07-02-2015 , 02:06 PM
i lost another 7.5k today FML. im so down right now i dont know what to do. i lost 18.5k in all 100 dollar bills within 1 week in AC playing BJ
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07-02-2015 , 02:30 PM
So what's the plan now?
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07-02-2015 , 02:48 PM
my 2 pay checks that i get bi weekly combine for 1,000$ this week i think im going to go down tomorrow morning
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07-02-2015 , 02:51 PM
is it even possible to turn 1k into 18k playing BJ basic strat?
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07-02-2015 , 02:51 PM
I don't believe you, need pics. Wouldn't be hard at all to go and take a pic of the remaining 20k stack or whatever is left of it
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07-02-2015 , 04:00 PM
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Originally Posted by njpokerplayer24
is it even possible to turn 1k into 18k playing BJ basic strat?
Totally. Not super easy though.

Its like all you guys think about is table games... any sports degens ITT?
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07-02-2015 , 04:49 PM
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Originally Posted by rtd353
I don't believe you, need pics. Wouldn't be hard at all to go and take a pic of the remaining 20k stack or whatever is left of it
If you want you can meet me in the Golden Nugget tomorrow to confirm it i will be wearing a pokerstars hat
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07-02-2015 , 05:23 PM
Seriously need to sports bet it... I had a situation the other night then bet all the money on chile to win at 1/2 , problem solved.
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07-02-2015 , 05:37 PM
Sports Betting Illegal in NJ sorry i dont have the time to seceretly fly to vegas with now 23k in cash for a weekend
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