lost 500€ on roulette. friend says pick black im feeling it..obv. i pick red and black hits......almost depoisted 1000€ to try chase loses...but i had discipline not to.

never play this ****** game again. i swear!

Where are the professional online roulette players?

http://roulettestrategysystem.com/go...roulettesystem

lol wish i was baller enough to just purchase it for ****s n giggles

The testimonials on this site are ridiculous.

Anyone who says they're a professional roulette player is a confirmed degen imo.

lol...couldn't read. I am not even sure what google translator to use for this.

"She was dead set on winning, but she didn't have a system". Lol. Pure gold

Just tell them the truth IMO.

"I was drinking and got sucked out on alot and lost like 12bi. In my temporary emotional state I sent off an email to support that I shouldn't have.

Please remove the permaban and give me a self exclusion for 30 days. I play poker for fun and it has not affected my financial situation in any way. I was just having a bad day and venting."

That's pretty much what I said and the last email I posted was their reply. I'm actually really curious now because this seems so not standard and it's got me thinking that they're not telling me something...

Ooh, cockney rhyming slang! It's like translating it into British English and then some other language that reasonable people speak. Let's give it a shot (probably going to miss a lot but pull a lever)...

bo-peep: sleep
larger and lime: time
china plate: mate: friend
bells: rings: calls (as on a telephone)
bread and honey: money
itch and scratch: match
bat and wicket/jiminee cricket: ticket
bugs bunny: money
dental flosser: tosser: poofter
elephant trunk: drunk
iron tank: bank
lucky top sky rocket: pocket
doogie howsers: trousers
deep sea divers: fivers
bangers and mash: cash
mould: cold
quaker oat: coat
Katie price: referring to Kate Middleton?
bottle of scotch: watch
colney hatch: match
pearly queen: seen
easter bunny: funny
dinner plate: mate
scapa flow: go?
Barney Rubble: trouble
scooby doo: clue
sheets: pounds sterling
adam and eve: believe
bottle of glue: few?
ball and chalk: walk
sherbert dab: cab
frog and toads: roads
spiders and bugs: thugs
gary glitter: ****ter
botany bay: run away
boat race: face
hamstead heath: teeth
butchers hook: look
lump of lead: head
irish rose: nose
cobblers: nuts?
mystic megs: legs
crust of bread: head
dog and bones: phones

The rest I have absolutely no ****ing clue

Katie Price is a British topless model first appearing IIRC in The Sun newspaper in the UK as a page 3 girl. Page 3 is notorious for featuring a topless model. Most of us think it is smut but Sun readers (it is the UK's largest selling tabloid) love it! A few have gone on to bigger and better things and Katie Price, more famously known as Jordan, is one of the few; book deals, reality tv show, married a pop star, etc. Katie Price = nice (as in sexually desirable)?

Nice! Should've caught that one; was hung up on the expensive and luxurious angle. Good show.

Also, nothing wrong with boobs imo, but I'm just a simple colonial

Do people actually talk the way that he wrote that post? It hurt my brain so much because its english but written like in another dialect, a nearly unreadable one.

I just dont understand why.

Well, I mean, its easy enough to pay someone to lie to a camera. I thought the disclaimer at the bottom of the page was the most ridiculous part. It directly contradicts 90% of the text of the page and essentially admits that all the claims are false.

Probably hundreds of sites just like it. They use *********... a company that handles payments and software download transactions, and ********* uses a big affiliate system. Affiliate systems have been similarly responsible for the countless biased/fake sites that "review" poker networks, electronic cigarettes, and a few other niches of product.

edit: ok, I guess the "100 left" and "regularly $500 but today its $90" stuff is pretty hilarious too. I'll just say that whole page is pure awesome.

Brittany Spears - Beers

How did you think they would react reading this email? Also don't drink and write emails. Its your own guilt imo.

No, we don't. There might be A rare few old cockney guys left in London who talk like this commonly, and a some Londoners who will use 1 or 2 of these slang terms daily, but 99% of the UK population would never use any of this slang.

Words to live by.

#1 Never send an email when you are mad
#2 Never send an email when you are drunk
#3 Never send an email when you are both #1 and #2

You managed to get banned from the coolest and best poker site in the world which also includes Full Tilt now

Way to go.

^ ya i know which is why im super ****ing life tilted lol fml

This was interesting to read the different sayings you Brits have.

Wp ruo lol

Not Brits; just the English.

Not English; just the idiots.

There is a simple fix here though it will require some leg work on your end.

#1 find a relative you trust that doesn't play poker
#2 have them open a P.Stars account
#3 move so that your IP address changes (or somehow change your IP address)
#4 play under their screen name
#5 cut them in for 10% of your winnings to keep them happy and quiet
#6 never tell a soul that you did the following
#7 change your cell phone number in the event P.Stars ever has to contact you about your account
#8 make sure your new cell number is the one P.Stars has

when there is a will, a degen will find a way