...but they grow down under!

swidt?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. I blaeme Morph, also I have to get up and pretend sober in like 4h cos the kind of ppesps Morph keeps talking about is coming around in like 4h and clean up my hellish mess. Not to mention the pile of work that neds to be dpne b4 Morphday comes around. Prolly I shoukd flee to Panamamöller sooner rather than later but that FRidaynoghtmöller has reminded me afgain how much fun HKmöller reallery is. Anyways I blmame Morph. Hapy weeeekends all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Also I bubbled the sperhighrollers int he "cehess" club" not that super or high though, great peeps though, so there's that.................

buyin was like 400 us in case you're wondering. The tourneys are mainly dere to feed da "chess" games

I'm goig g to listen to Modern takkölkijhg and biney m until I passout. All kijd o of ppes are to blema . What kind you do

Also my helper is late but at least now prolly the ibuprofen has kicked in and I look 10-20% moar like a human when she arrivemöllers

why do you need a helper!

So I can sleep while she makes the apartament look human or something lol

Morph puts on a maid costume and does all of that himself

She finished, now the apartment has become self-aware. Prolly. And I still have a headache. And apparently I was watching Arrival and listening to Blade runner soundtrack before I passed out. Prolly at the same time. Gotta figure out who is to blame for that. Will sleep some moar and then work the rest of the WE, yeah...

Morph is prolly coding his cyborg in three minutes using chatgpt from his secret bunker below the Bad Emser Flusssauna and watching. In a maid costume.

I'm not coding the Cyborg, I am the Cyborg!

I found an interview with Morph on YouTube!

-24°C. The other day I saw that my coolant was low in my Jeep. "Ah, who needs coolant in the winter?" I said. I also wondered if the last owner used any antifreeze, or if they just put in all water. In a couple hours, I'm going to find out.

RIP Jeep

You're not fooling us, you'll need a Cyborg army for your goal of world supremacy

You sure you were not captured by Vladimir Vladimirowitsch or something? Well, at least I made out of there alive. Also my Boston colleague, when I mentioned Springfield, said something like glad they didn't shoot you, don't remember exactly. Subscribe me for moar survival tips in the face of the cyborg apocalypse

No water/heat in Sammy's house right now. Plumbers currently trying to fix the problem. Sammy's not amused.

You didn't pay prolly, please pay your outstanding dues to DJT Greenland Fund, thanks

Sammy,

Australia is working hard to bring Denmania out of their third world living conditions, but it's going to take time.

We thank you for your patience.

Regards,

Australian overlords

He just wants to sell Greenland. Nobody cares about the rest

Hai


Nerds


**** sammuelsen

Good afternoon, milord. Please let me know if there is anything I can do to help.

Springfield's bad rep is overrated. They only have like one criminal.

Fat Tony says hi.

What about Sideshow Bob?

Victim of anti-Italian bigotry against a legitimate businessman.

Attempted murder? Did they ever give anyone a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry?