"carol_claims: I want to dream about you
gprv: please do
carol_claims: I can't because I've never seen you
carol_claims: don't know how to picture you in my dreams"

wtf? lol

this is beyond fairytale

.

lol, i emailed support with this , with the whole cybersex convo
>hi pokerstars i was wondering if you guys will ever implement
>some sort of a chatroom in your client one day, as i think it
>will be a great idea. wanted to see what badugi was so opened up
>a play money table with two players sitting out and instead of
>having the urge to play i began to feel aroused due to this
>cybersex conversation. any suggestions on how these matters can be solved. reply soon,
>thank you

and they emailed me with this
Hello,

Thank you for your feedback.

I have forwarded your idea to our Poker Room Management Team for
their review.

Please keep in mind that we receive thousands of ideas each
month, so unfortunately we cannot respond on the merits of every
one. However, we read every single email and give each suggestion
careful consideration.

We really appreciate the time you have taken to suggest
improvements to PokerStars. Many of the features in our software
were developed following suggestions received from our players.


i really expected something better and funnier from them .

I'd hit it.

I like this. Particularly for a first reply.

I especially like al the 'mmmmmmmmm'. It's so realistic!

wow. just wow.

LOLOLOLOLOL

baaaaahahahahahaaaa

- "what are you doing there honey?"
- "oh nothing! just some badugi!"
- "dont badugi me! you're talking to one of your WHORES again!"

Yeah, no girl your own age wants to be with a ****ing shortstacker.

3/4 of it is pretty standard

taikogod: are you guys for real
taikogod: this is disgusting
gprv: real

is when I lol'd

ty for +responses

i do hope bbv will go to work and sit them on stars. i saw them at around 1am PST
lol at real email, should i remove it? forgot it was even in there.. seems like i shouldn't reveal someones email like this

mmmmmmmm
yes
mmmm
yessssss

you clearly have no experience in cyber sex protocol, OP.

when stumbling upon this kind of interaction in a chat room it is customary to ask "fancy a threesome?".

bahaha. in!

man this is going 10 pages +

OP, next time obv impersonate an FBI agent.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

i did a lot of this when i was 14.

5*, wp.

wow u must b crushing badugi now

OP you're a scumbag for pasting the email address

I just find it highly amusing that of all the places to find this type of conversation it was a ****ing badugi play money table between two people sitting out.

This thread made me laugh, nice find and solid way to break it up. It's too bad they didn't want to play badugi.

Depends, but seeing he could buy a girl 1 cheeseburger if he is rolled for it. He should try hit the badugi tables, maybe he gets a free BJ if he is lucky!

On Topic:

Posting in legendary thread.

I can guarantee they are more likely to get screwed PLAYING badugi..

Also

So this isn't a one off?

hahaha