how many hoties have you banged?

Whose your favourite South Park Character?

Now that you've apparently achieved your goal of receiving mod sanctions from posting stupid **** on NVG, are you feeling troll's remorse?

Craggoo what does one do when he gots the temp-ban?

RIP Craggoo

It is hard to eulogise any poster – to capture in words not just the posts and the dates that make a posting record, but the essential truth of a person – their private joys and sorrows; the quiet moments and unique qualities that illuminate someone’s soul. How much harder to do so for a giant of boozing, who moved his liver toward cirrhosis, and in the process drank billions of liters of booze around the world.

Born during the rise of Jägermeister, far from the next Vodka distillery, a boy raised drinking light Ale and Stout made by the elders of his microbrew tribe – Craggoo would emerge as the first great drunkard of the 21th century. Like Gandhi, he would lead a resistance movement – a movement that at its start held little prospect of success. Like King, he would give potent voice to the claims of the oppressed, and the moral necessity of tequila shots. He would endure brutal temp-banning that began in ATF, and reached the lowest threads of BBV. Emerging from being temp-banned, without force of arms, he would – like Lincoln – drink Vodka when threatened to get perma'ed.

Given the sweep of his posting record, and the Brewer's Droop that he so rightly earned, it is tempting then to remember Craggoo as an icon, babbling and belching, detached from the tawdry affairs of sober men. But Craggoo himself strongly resisted such a lifeless portrait. Instead, he insisted on sharing with us his opinions and beliefs; his miscalculations along with his victories. “I would guess I'm about breakeven overall in cash games (up in some, down in others, etc).” he wrote in his well, “I didn't play much on FTP because I always ran crazy bad there.”

Craggoo showed us the power of drinking; of taking shots on behalf of our ideals. Perhaps Craggoo was right that he inherited, “a proud rebelliousness, a weired sense of fairness” from Betty Ford. But unlike other boozeheads of 2+2, Craggoo disciplined his anger; and channelled his desire to get his act straight into Whiskey, and Vodka, and glasses for holding booze, so men and women could stand-up for their buzz. Moreover, he accepted the consequences of his actions, knowing that standing up to powerful interests and injustice carries a price. “The drinks I do make are about 50% liquor, 50% mixer. How many shot glasses I have... no I don't have a drinking problem”

Craggoo taught us the power of drinking, but also getting ****faced; the importance of Vodka and Cognac; the need to drink not only with those you agree with, but with those who you don’t. He understood that drinking cannot be contained by infractions, or extinguished by a temp-ban.
He speaks to what is thirsty inside us. After this great boozer is laid to rest; when we have returned to our cities and beer taps, and rejoined our daily after-work light beer, let us search then for his strength – for his fondness of spirits – somewhere inside ourselves. And when the night grows dark, when injustice weighs heavy on our hearts, or our best laid plans seem beyond our reach – drink one to Craggoo, and the words that brought him comfort within the four walls of his Canadian exile:

I always drink my Vodka straight
it is the finest alcohol
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

What a great soul he was. We will miss him deeply. May Mason Malmuth bless the memory of Craggoo. May God bless the people of BBV.

Hear hear *raises glass*

Morph you're one of my favourite posters 5*

morph has two types of posts

1) "You gotta lose..."

2) 5* posts

also, Craggoo why don't you answer the questions? Do you hate us that much? That seems unfair

Craggoo is an interesting read. When's he unbanned?.

5* Morph

Last night with Rob's mum

waffle - A beast at casino games. He once let me rail him at a craps session and even let me pick a few numbers for him to bet on!

king fish - power hungry sob that abuses his power

I can't remember the other ones since they haven't posted here in years (alobar, gtpitch, etc)

Currently, my #1 time waster outside of poker/2+2 is World of Tanks

End of this month I expect my post count/day will take a big dive so sometime after that.

Spiderman obv

Redhead

Nope. Marijuana is the "hardest" drug I've done.

The first time I got drunk was in college.

I was temped because I quoted a post that is against TOS. King ****** warned me about doing that (without deleting the post I quoted, it still hasn't been deleted). I told him that it was stupid to warn me about quoting an illegal post without deleting it... so he turned the warning into a temp ban oh and he didn't temp ban the original offender.

What have I learned? That King ****** is a ******.

^^

tree fiddy

I think that would have to be Cartman because hes so good at b8ing everyone else

Nope. See above.

Pretty much the same minus the time spent browsing on 2+2

rip ur mum

lol. How high were you when you wrote this up?

was temp-banned broseph

hihi

You forgot posts #163-168!

It was the change you made to the original quote that got you banned, not the quote itself.

I would say the only limiting factor in this would be stamina. How many could I take down before I ran out of energy? I think I could take out one kid a minute so I would put my estimate between 50-55.

You're entitled to your stupid opinion.

None really come to mind. I like the one with the dancing olympian. I can't remember what her name is atm. Michelle something I think?

Can't answer that atm. The one "weird" thing I've found with programming so far is the inclusion of remainders. The only way I've seen it used so far is to check whether an integer is even/odd. Just seems like a really limited use.

This might give you a first hint

Sickest hand you've ever played?

Most annoying question in this well?

Is there, in your opinion, a better southpark episode than "Scott Tenorman must die", where Cartman buys pubes from some older kid and spends the rest of the episode looking for revenge?

Which famous person do you look like?

When is the last time you got into a fistfight?

Ace high river calls in omaha hi-lo (where I have no low)

Some miscellaneous donkament hands where I find some sweet spots to hero call

The trolls who feel the need to post "this well is woat".

There are so many good ones I couldn't pick a "best of all time". I just had a quick look through all the episodes I have and, in no particular order, these are the best ones imo (working my way back from season 16 - season 10) : cash for gold, A history Channel Thanksgiving, Humancentipad, Pandemic, The China Problem, Major Boobage, Tonsil Trouble (aids episode), Imaginationland triogy, Le Petit Tourrete (to catch a predator episode), The Snuke, Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy, Make Love Not Warcraft. Well that should be enough for now.

No idea. I've never had someone tell me "wow you look just like so and so".

Long time. I'm a lover not a fighter.

yes! I like you as a poster

Don't you wish you were actually good at poker?

FYP

At least I'm not a crappy mod

Umad?

Q1: What did you do that made you the runt* of BBV? This isn't some thinly veiled attempt at trolling, I really want to know.

Or is it the old "We target you because we actually like you" crap.

*Meaning the one everyone seems to pick on.

Q2: Fave pizza topping.