You're going to tell that to me. Really?

Here I suck at plo for 1.3 million hands and get extremely lucky for a few thousand hands. I'm da best!

Brag: I used to have sex with a 3 that is now doing porn

Watch me lose so consistently then call it variance

I'm sure I could find more but I can't be bothered. You sir have made losing on the felt and in life an artform.

I would place the number at 25 or less

Not so much coached but did a quick review with ibavly before I started in the hu hypers. That's the extent of my lifetime coaching.

so you are confirming coaching doesn't work?

I think most people seek out coaching only after losing. They want someone to tell them that the reason they are losing is because they're doing something wrong. In that scenario, you could at least do something about it. The alternative to that is bad news and is something you can do **** all about (bad luck).

The one thing I have noticed with coaches is that the majority of them tend to be people who no longer play (most likely because they can't beat the current games).

Players who can win grind it out. Players who can't win coach.

so you are suggesting that BBV should start up a coaching syndicate?

It would pay better than trolling that's for sure!

What is the thing you like best about me?

What thread of mine is your favorite?

What's your favorite post of mine?

Is that Shaquille O'Neal in your avatar and if it is what do you think he thinks of me?

lolol ive made more money from prop bets I did here in BBV than you have in poker life time


that plo graph you linked was me 24 tabling to win a prop bet which I won, then I stopped and have been winning money over the last 1 mill hands lol you link to a graph tho where I made more than you have lifetime in a month and call it losing, i can tell you are intelligent beyond words

the little girl can troll everyone else but starts going back through the history archives looking for select posts to help his case when someone says something to him about being a bum at a game he has spent the last 8 years posting about

I made more money than both of you pimpin out bingo sloots

So are you originally from the states? What part?
Are you playing poker full-time now?
Do you play any sports and if so what?
Do you have a sister and if so do your friends think she is hot?
What is your greatest life achievement?
What is your greatest poker achievement?

Has Rob really slept with your mum?

Have you really slept with Rob's mum?

Would that make it a circle of life?

Sweet comeback vs joey, i believe you struck a nerve hehe .


5*

haha

will take much more than saying I am a losing player or losing at life to do that people haven't said things like that to me in a couple of years, it motivates me to work harder. as you get older any way to stay motivated is good

I know you are a sicko and a big winner. I just liked his post, made me laugh .

When you log off for the day

The one where your dad plays on your account and thinks hes playing play money

The one coming up where you exile Rob in the culling

Could be. He probably wonders how many reacharounds King Fish gave to get mod status.

Originally from Washington State

Yeh

Not atm but I always wanted to take up ice hockey. Problem is I'm terrible at skating and I'm a pretty small guy.

No sister hot or otherwise but I do have a brother. Did you remember to pay your taxes this year because if you didn't hes coming after you!

I guess graduating college or making a "fake" job work for so long. Many people think gambling is a "fake" job.

Depends I guess. Either recovering from some giant daily swings in 24 hour + online sessions or chopping the bigger 5.50 last year hu (10.5k runners).

I'll ask her and get back to you on that.

Maybe

Philosophy this early in the morning. Hmmm. I'll try again later.


God dammit I run so bad... Go to grab the RSA token so I can login to Stars to start a session and the RSA token is dead

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

This well is the WOAT

You're entitled to your wrong opinion

Is he that guy whit a bunch of loops as a signature?

Are you black? If there was no vodka... Whiskey or tequila?

Don't know who you're talking about so no?

I'm not black.

Hmmm... I don't like either but I really really don't like whiskey so I guess tequilla

I hear you can get drunk by soaking your tampons in vodka??

Could be. You should ask Rob if that's true or not.

One weird way to get super drunk is to pour liquor "down" your butt. It can be absorbed directly into your system which means you get drunk more quickly than you would otherwise. It's dangerous since it bypasses the gag reflex which is kind of like your bodies way of saying "no more boos pla"

Serious question: What tourneys/stakes do u play

Not so serious question: How hot is Rob's mum, scale 1-10?

what kind of music do you listen to?

The biggest thing I direct buy into is the big 22. I play anything else that I can sat into for a reasonable price. That's resulted in me playing pretty much everything from baby stakes up to the Sunday Million. I also started playing in the hu plo8 sngs again but at a slightly lower stake than I did in the past. That's partially because I'm not really rolled for the higher buy-ins atm but also because the higher games are pretty dead. To give you an idea, pre-bf there was always 10+ $60 hu plo8 sngs running at around peak time and now you would be crazy lucky if you managed to get more than 3 running at once. It's sad to say that my game of choice has dwindled in popularity with the passage of time.

Everyone always says in tournaments not to let yourself get too low on chips but when you consider how Stars balances their tournament tables (or at least appears to balance their tables) it's completely irrelevant whether you have a monster stack or a tiny stack. Here is an example of their table balancing in action (note: I had won a 3 way all-in previous hand and immediately got moved to this table without a single hand going by)



We have 2 semi short-stacks, 2 players who are reasonably above average stack, then 4 players who are significantly above the average stack. So that means there are 2 players that can put a big dent in my stack and 4 that can cripple/knock me out. This certainly does not fit in to my idea of "balanced table".

Maybe a 5. She gets such a low rating for pointy elbows and weird eyebrows.

A little bit of everything. When I'm playing, I tend to listen to music that is opposite of my mood/how I'm feeling. So If I'm getting really frustrated from taking a lot of awful beats I'll put on something like Enya whereas if I'm feeling really tired I might put on some techno