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07-18-2014 , 02:23 AM

#226

omnishakira

High Troller

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 9,732

good job

from time to time, we gotta remember those birds who's the supreme race on earth

07-18-2014 , 02:42 AM

#227

Craggoo

banned

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 12,644

Quote:

Originally Posted by omnishakira

good job

from time to time, we gotta remember those birds who's the supreme race on earth

You shouldn't speak like that because you're French.

07-18-2014 , 04:02 AM

#228

omnishakira

High Troller

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 9,732

at least im white

07-18-2014 , 05:42 AM

#229

Craggoo

banned

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 12,644

Quote:

Originally Posted by omnishakira

at least im white

You can't be white and French. If you're French, then, by default, you're not white.

So what are you Frenchie?

07-18-2014 , 08:00 AM

#230

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,565

Quote:

Originally Posted by akyle47

Was in a friends car heading along the street doing about 30-40mph when a pigeon lands a bit further up the road. We automatically think it will take flight when we get near but as we get closer it just turns and faces the wheel and you can see in his little pigeon face he's making a stand. This is it.

One thud later and a bunch of feathers in the air he's one with the tarmac. I don't condone killing animals but this pigeons face said it all. They're planning some **** so watch out.

George Costanza approves this.

07-18-2014 , 10:15 AM

#231

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

Quote:

Originally Posted by akyle47

wp, pigeons are worthless, next time try and get his whole crew too

07-18-2014 , 11:03 AM

#232

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,457

Yeah they're flying disease bags, all worthless except for Mike Tyson's pigeons: it's possible that they keep him from hurting people.

Last edited by suitedjustice; 07-18-2014 at 11:17 AM.

07-18-2014 , 11:38 AM

#233

johnstumper

banned

Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 1,450

Death to all pigeons. Akyle, the pigeon grim reaper.

07-18-2014 , 11:43 AM

#234

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,650

Quote:

Originally Posted by omnishakira

at least im white

eat a frog

07-18-2014 , 12:34 PM

#235

ak47

Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 4,380

Unite my pigeon hating brothers.

07-18-2014 , 01:03 PM

#236

ak47

Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 4,380

Fid have you banned anyone yet?

07-18-2014 , 01:13 PM

#237

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,565

nope

just waiting for Craggoo to get out of line.

but banning him is sort of like losing your virginity to the town bike.

07-18-2014 , 01:31 PM

#238

omnishakira

High Troller

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 9,732

Quote:

Originally Posted by Craggoo

You can't be white and French. If you're French, then, by default, you're not white.

So what are you Frenchie?

I'm german too

where u from mah nizzle

07-18-2014 , 01:31 PM

#239

ak47

Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 4,380

Just ban him, you run this **** now.

07-18-2014 , 01:37 PM

#240

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,650

Quote:

Originally Posted by omnishakira

I'm german too

eat a frog on sauerkraut

07-18-2014 , 02:02 PM

#241

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

sauerkraut is ****ing gross

07-18-2014 , 02:13 PM

#242

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,650

It helps digesting them liver-meatballs though. Also the only way I can tolerate eating blood sausage.

07-18-2014 , 02:13 PM

#243

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,442

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

sauerkraut is ****ing gross

no

it's great on hot dogs

07-18-2014 , 02:22 PM

#244

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,650

also it's healthy

07-18-2014 , 02:28 PM

#245

omnishakira

High Troller

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Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

sauerkraut is ****ing gross

its good with bread/sausage

07-18-2014 , 02:28 PM

#246

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

no

it's great on hot dogs

the smell makes me gag. I used to work in a Jewish delicatessen and they had 5 gallon buckets full of that shyt. First time I went back to refill the kraut and cracked that bucket open the stench made me puke. Now I wanna throw up whenever I smell it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

also it's healthy

how can it be healthy if it smells like death?

07-18-2014 , 02:58 PM

#247

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,457

German food & beer is the nuts: blood sausage, hot pretzels, weinerschnitzel, bring it on.

Are you from Germany or Austria, Morph? Because you know who else thought Austria should be part of Germany?