Hai Guys. I have been a member of this forum for over 10 years now. I have trolled thousands of innocent poker players who have tried to come to BBV for sympathy. I also exist in real life. Please feel free to ask me any questions other then anything that might personally identify me. I'm currently working as a manager in policy. I live in New Zealand.

I hope this thread might bring some Christmas cheer to those locked down in Covid-19 countries. My thoughts are with each and all of you and I am very lucky to be living in a remote country that is beating covid at the moment.

So you're in the government now? Have you met Jacinda Ardern? Favorite sorting algorithm?

Rank these and give opinions:

Flight of the Conchords
What We Do in the Shadows (tv series)
What We Do in the Shadows (movie)


Who’s the most popular actor/comedian/director in NZ?
What’s the most popular band?
What’s the most popular beer?
Have you ever looked at a sheep and thought... why not?
What does your name mean?
Why am I your favorite Mod?
What’s the dumbest thing you ever did?
Do you hate Australia?

Is being a manager in policy as boring as it sounds?

Strangest place you have ever had sex?
What countries have you travelled to overseas?
What sort of music do you like?
What is your true opinion of Denmark?
Whats the biggest amount of money you have ever wagered and did you win?
What is your favourite sport and why?
How did you get into poker and what games do you play?
What is your favourite animal and why?
What is the craziest thing you have ever done?
If you had a choice of being locked in a room and had to either listen to Nickleback on a radio or read a book full of MTT's threads on BBV which would you choose?
What is something unique you have done in your life that no one on BBV knows about it?
Did you enjoy high school? Were you one of the cool kids or a nerd?
Are you good at cooking? What is the your favourite meal to cook?
Where would you take your dream girl on a date?

This guy won’t answer our questions. We should cull him.

Nope. I barely know what a sorting algorithm even is. I failed Maths in my 2nd last year of high school and never took it again.

Flight of the Conchords then What we do in the Shadows (movie) then the TV series. Original Flight of the Concords had some amazing humour and some great characters and also some great songs. The shadows movie is pretty funny and well portayed. I have only seen a couple of episodes of the tv show and I didn't really like it.

Most popular actor: Sam Neil. Most popular band: My most popular nz band is shihad.

I'll answer the rest in the morning, I'm super tired.

Colin the Piddler is 1 of 2.5 posters Sammy likes on this forum.

Sam Neil was great in "Hunt for the Wilderpeople".

Colin is super tired.

Well done, Colin.

Explain your s/n. I can't find any references and I looked at Google for like 45 seconds, almost to the end of the first page.

Off the top of your head, do you know the sheep to human ratio of your nation?

The TV show starts off slow, but by mid-season really picks up, and the 2nd season is phenomenal. I rate it higher than the movie. I liked the movie. Love the tv show.

Please also include hybrids in the count.

I could never hate a country that has hot girls and amazing beaches.

And me...

A hike around Lake Louise in Canada, followed by dinner later.

That's pretty gross with the pubes

I never shaved them either. Wear 'em proud, son!

What do you like about New Zealand. Dont count your rugby team.
What dont you like about it.

I'm born and bred in the UK and its going down the toilet fast, if I was young I'd be bailing out to somewhere like your country, Australia or the US.

What's the highest you've ever climbed up a tree?

Are you Maori?

Is the New Zealand climate acceptable?

He has his gf shave them!

Shaft to crack!

With a F$%ck*ng straight razor!

Have you ever gotten into a fight?
Would you fight me?
If you fought me, who would win?
What hidden talent do you have that BBV doesn’t know about?
How many people have you slept with?
How old do you think Morph is?
Have you met any BBVers? If so, who?
Is being called a Kiwi ever an insult?
Do you have a cool accent? If so, what does it sound like?
What’s the last thing you fapped to?
What’s the last book you read?
On a scale of 1-10, how hot are you?
On a scale of 1-10, how hot is the last person you slept with?
On a scale of 1-10, what is your favorite movie?

Have you ever been to "Warbirds over Wanaka"?