So last night me and my two buddies decided to go to the casino. We werent planning on it and we had also went the night before but we were like fk it, so we went. My one buddy Dave as we were leaving mentioned he had a bad feeling about this but we were like STFU were going
The casino is in So. Ontario and we live in buffalo so you need a birth cirt or passport to get back into America. Just as we are about to hit customs we remeber we left our **** at home but weve done this b4 and it hadsnt really been a big deal, its **** Canada for Christs sake. But unfortunatley we lost the roulet of customs lanes and the whore iterogating us was a huge cnt and on her period to boot, so the bull dyke decides to detain us and so for the next hour we had to sit in an ACless customs detainment building while some porkchop on his lunch break fondled our drivers license for an hour. Meanwhile we had called ahead for a poker seat and our 90 mins were running low. Finally we were like fk this noise, starting causing a fuss and the plump man let us go. We get to the casino just in time to check in and we are told its ganna be a 2 hr wait to sit. Fk our lives at this point. Being the degens we are we obv blew some money on slots.table game and hookers/blow etc, Finally after about 2.5 hrs and passing up on some POS WPT satelite we get sat at 1/2. At this point its like 2am and were just all **** pissed tired and tilting. We obv all busted multiple times, in like 45 mins and then we watched the god gamn CFL for like an hour while we contemplated what a ***** horrible night it was. As we were driving back we mentioned how it would be the icing on the cake to get detained going back into the US expecially considering this is AMERICA where people actually would try to get into. But the guy was really cool and was just like fk it go through.

Beat: 5.5 hour venture for about 45 min of actually playing. Got detained going into CANADA. Paid $6 a brew in ***** Canada.

Variance: Customs officer going back into America didnt give a **** who we were or what we were doing. Also watched the CFL

I don't feel bad for you in the least bit. I wish for customs agents would actually do their jobs.

Canadian brew is worth the money.

Wow, your life sucks. I'm over it.

A lot of people are trying to sneak into Buffalo, imo.

dude... the beat here is your outlook on life.
Please tell me you're seventeen.

I read this assuming he was a teenager in angst, why else would he drive to canada to play 1/2. If he isn't, he should be heading towards suicide.

The babes....also wildlife, obv?

Im twenty :/

I am the first to admit I have a passionate dislike for canadians in general. I do like their beer though

pics of blow & hookers or gtfo

I got to the word "porkchop" and stopped reading it. You sir are an ignorant little child and will have lots of bad karma slap you in your ignorant little face. I hope you enjoy it, kiddo.

Pics of why the fk are u still not banned, or either way gtfo

Very much so. Not this american stuff where you got to drink a whole 24 before you even feel phased. American beer sucks. So pay the money.

what about americans that move to canada

I mean Canadian beer is very good dont get me wrong. But when your used to paying 2 or 3 dollars for a blue, corona or w/e then go to paying $6 its kinda crappy. Also im a big fan of Sam Adams anyway :/

yea well we're not your buddies either, pal

Shoulda got a 24 for 24 imo.

The lack of comps, and beer prices are defintly a huge beat up here though.

living in Buffalo has to be a pretty big beat

That's a long way and a big hassle to go through just to play 1/2 at Niagara... Next time hit Seneca.

Oh wait - based on your grammar in the OP and the fact that you passed on Seneca - you're only 19 aren't you? Here's a life lesson - countries sometimes are interested in knowing who's crossing their borders, so bring your damn passport.

Multiple buyins, in 45 min. ?

this thread failed to entertain me

This

is this casino windsor?

lol @ Casino Niagara, you might as well of stayed home and played 3-handed on the kitchen table. At least go to Fallsview for the love of God.