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11-19-2008 , 03:50 PM

1.6.0.5.

centurion

Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 109

So I'm sitting at the Renegade Casino in Redgrave, Cali sitting at a $50 buy-in NLHE tournament. I'm at the final table playing solid A+ poker, raising tourists and completing the doubleduke, jamming Charlies, planting sneaky sodgrass and generally terrorizing the local Annies and Willies.

So this guy right, this guy, this f*$*U guy, right, heads up he raises all in with QJ suited and I insta-call with KK. I explode out of my chair and fistpump across the room. Flop K 5 2. More fistpumps here. River is a 10 and the turn is a red 9 of clubs, so I'm busted.

I berate the dealer until I get escorted out. I yell at the floor manager I will never come back to this shady establishment again.

Bottomline don't go to this casino unless you like losing. What a JOKE

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11-19-2008 , 03:52 PM

dtat0529

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ummm seriously? have you never played poker before

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11-19-2008 , 03:55 PM

CrazyMaxX

centurion

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obv rigged

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11-19-2008 , 03:58 PM

Tacto

banned

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lol That sucks but it happens a lot

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11-19-2008 , 04:00 PM

Triantafylidis

adept

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has nothing to do with the casino kid... It happens, get over it.

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11-19-2008 , 04:01 PM

koOma

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I explode out of my chair and fistpump across the room.

I berate the dealer until I get escorted out. I yell at the floor manager I will never come back to this shady establishment again.

True balla imo. Seriously tho, learn pokers?

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11-19-2008 , 04:01 PM

1.6.0.5.

centurion

Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 109

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Originally Posted by Triantafylidis

has nothing to do with the casino kid... It happens, get over it.

lol @ dis idiot

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11-19-2008 , 04:05 PM

KingOfFelt

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If this isn't a level...yikes.

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11-19-2008 , 04:06 PM

bluffcalls

old hand

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 1,433

openfold pf and show the sucker what real poker is about ...

oh ... and besides ... you know that you would have lost as well when an Ace and a Ten hits?

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11-19-2008 , 04:06 PM

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APipeDream

grinder

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LOL, you don't play much do you?

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11-19-2008 , 04:10 PM

#11

Txrounder1

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Originally Posted by 1.6.0.5.

I was rooting for the A or 10 after I read "raising tourists"

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11-19-2008 , 04:10 PM

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1.6.0.5.

centurion

Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 109

I CHALLANGE ANYONE HERE TO HEADS UP POKER BLINDS STARTING AT 100/200

DOUBLE DIGIT DEUCE HIGH AND MARKER SPLITS

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11-19-2008 , 04:13 PM

#13

DaMadSetta

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I CHALLANGE ANYONE HERE TO HEADS UP POKER BLINDS STARTING AT 100/200

Harharhar

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11-19-2008 , 04:16 PM

#14

horye

centurion

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 158

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Originally Posted by 1.6.0.5.

I CHALLANGE ANYONE HERE TO HEADS UP POKER BLINDS STARTING AT 100/200

DOUBLE DIGIT DEUCE HIGH AND MARKER SPLITS

I challenge you to not be a douche

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11-19-2008 , 04:18 PM

#15

SAVAGEx

journeyman

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lols

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11-19-2008 , 04:19 PM

#16

Xbangbang07X

grinder

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 483

Live poker is rigged obv.

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11-19-2008 , 04:20 PM

#17

1.6.0.5.

centurion

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MY ROLL IS AT OVER 26,000

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11-19-2008 , 04:22 PM

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Insane_Steve

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Originally Posted by 1.6.0.5.

turn is a red 9 of clubs

wtf this is obv rigged I've never seen a red club before

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11-19-2008 , 04:29 PM

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hamsamich

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obv rogged......This shady place deals the river BEFORE the turn.....WTF???

Demand ur $ back IMO

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11-19-2008 , 04:37 PM

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Triantafylidis

adept

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Originally Posted by 1.6.0.5.

I CHALLANGE ANYONE HERE TO HEADS UP POKER BLINDS STARTING AT 100/200

DOUBLE DIGIT DEUCE HIGH AND MARKER SPLITS

Get a life dood.

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11-19-2008 , 04:45 PM

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jasonfish11

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Originally Posted by 1.6.0.5.

MY ROLL IS AT OVER 26,000

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Originally Posted by 1.6.0.5.

... a $50 buy-in NLHE tournament... [standardness]...I berate the dealer until I get escorted out. I yell at the floor manager

Yeah I make it my goal to go on extreem monkey tilt pissing off pretty much everyone in my path when I lose 1/520th of my roll.

Im sure you have a 26,000 roll. But those son are tournament chips their cash value is very small.

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11-19-2008 , 04:45 PM

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palkpal

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is this a lvl or is this guy for reals

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11-19-2008 , 05:04 PM

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elgreenhornet

old hand

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i thought it was pretty funny

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11-19-2008 , 05:13 PM

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doodydota

adept

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 862

Wait, did u at least secure payout for 2nd place b4 they threw you out?
Or was this a winner-takes all.
BTW, did the "tourists" have backpacks and photo cameras around their necks?