Can you bruise someone with an orange? - Page 7 - Poker Beats Brags and Variance

lol If you get 10 new unpeeled oranges for every swing you'll send him to the hospital. Get those little oranges they are like top flites/pinnacles. Getting 1:1 on this is a crime

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08-25-2008 , 09:17 PM

#152

Tumaterminator

HOCKEY!

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 26,437

you guys are dumb, its you can't bruise someone with a peeled orange

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08-28-2008 , 08:54 AM

#153

Apathy

2006/2007 HSNL HU champ

Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,196

Oh man, I may suck at prop bets but I sure as hell have never paid someone 10k to beat me repeatedly with oranges.

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08-29-2008 , 02:01 PM

#154

hanster

veteran

Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 2,749

beat the bottom of his feet so he cant walk right afterwards

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08-29-2008 , 02:15 PM

#155

LaRue05

old hand

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 1,958

Ok... has no one noticed that neither Raptor or Joe have responded to this thread?

This was obviously posted just to get a rise out of the boards.

Hilarious yes... but come one, who seriously is going to lay 1:1 for 10 hits.

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08-29-2008 , 04:49 PM

#156

john voight

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 13,534

I bruised someone with a soft boiled egg.
I assume a peeled orange would be 10x easier.

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08-29-2008 , 06:54 PM

#157

Shane Michael

journeyman

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 217

im pretty sure i could bruise some1s thigh with an orange

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08-29-2008 , 07:39 PM

#158

Pcallinallin

formerly the original donkey penis

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 5,035

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Originally Posted by findingneema

Freeze the orange

/thread

^^^

Bruises coming soon

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08-29-2008 , 10:34 PM

#159

Go_FishXXX

centurion

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 185

watch jackass /thread

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10-04-2008 , 07:44 PM

#160

mcorallo

enthusiast

Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 83

results/did this ever happen?

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10-04-2008 , 08:50 PM

#161

BoyItalia

adept

Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 746

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Originally Posted by findingneema

Freeze the orange

/thread

glad I actually read the posts first, I was thinking the same thing

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10-04-2008 , 09:15 PM

#162

craigensa

adept

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 766

anyone ever seen the movie scum? Old british movie with ray winstone in it about life in a borstal (young offenders institutes - no longer around) and in that he bashes someone's head in with pool balls in a sock...it's a brutal film lol.

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10-04-2008 , 10:14 PM

#163

hra146

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 4,799

Close a highway for half an hour, get a porsche, have someone driving and throw em at him at 160 an hour. Might take you a while before you land your first hit, but you have infinite tries, only hits count.