Beat: Blew my whole online BR in 70 mins playing 25/50 (usually play 2/4 or 5/10) so drunk I can barely remember. Will post some HHs when I get home from my home computer. Some of them are hilarious no doubt.
Brag: Had a great day boozing and got the number of a hottie before I went home.
Variance: Have to make a $500 deposit and start grinding ****e stakes again.

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[x] Beat
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Drinking kills braincells

so what amount of bankroll are we actually talking about here?

you wouldnt know

21.5 k

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that is sick, did you get the sweaty feeling when it sunk in?

If you lost 21k in a day you should just kill yourself. No point in living life knowing that you can make such stupid mistakes drunk. You either never drink again or kill yourself and hope for a good afterlife.

Cliff Clavin's (from Cheers) Buffalo Theory about beer-

One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin explained the " Buffalo theory" to his buddy Norm:
"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine!

That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

Played way above my bankroll, today also drinking. Didn't busto, but I wish there was a button you could press when you went on your poker site drunk that would dissalow u from playing for like 12 hours that would be awesome, and save alot of bankrolls.

wow man, i feel bad for you, BUT it's your own fault.

SELF CONTROL

there is, its called self exclusion

It's the 2nd time I have played drunk playing way above my BR - One time I won 2 BIs playing 10/20 when sucked out. This time I went busto. Will take me months to recover a playable BR cos I don't play full time. Anyway, lesson learnt.
And come on, everyone does stupid things when they're drunk - not just playing poker.

I think the problem is: "He has to be bluffing, I'm all in" and the stupid hyper LAG overbets.... followed by "I'll get him this time".

Just cool off by watchin some Horse Pron. Then you go into the night robbing people till u hit 21k

I usually dbl my bankroll when I'm drunk. I dont play 5k tho. Maybe that's the difference. OR maybe I'm just nasty drunk. OR maybe it's cause my roll is meager. Combo prob