Thank you SJ for introducing me to the YouTube Pitch Guy

Embarrassing 20k post.

It was a perfect post!

Captain is again done with Pokerstars!

Don't worry it's like the Sammy when he's done with 2+2. He should have played moar 0.02/0.05 though, that's more like his skill level. Sheep when will you annouce your little sheepmöllers, we are excitemöller? Also how is it in Warsaw? I was supposed to be at an event there in early July, but basically I am expecting this to be cancelled or postponed everyday due to the Morphvirus. And if not HK would prolly put us into quarantine when back, they haven't even opened the border to Macau yet, that had 0 cases in 4 weeks or something. So the Morphblaming will be strong in any case. But we'll see

Warsaw is prolly fine. Things have started to open up again in Poland, but all regular flights have been cancelled until the end of the month (at least). Wooldressers are still closed, so Sheep cannot even get a shear.

Do a Morph and shear yourself.

Captain's last hand

PokerStars Hand #213590207132: Tournament #2874057778, $50+$5 USD Omaha Pot Limit - Level XX (3000/6000) - 2020/05/09 23:46:04 CET [2020/05/09 17:46:04 ET]
Table '2874057778 65' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: 280210030314 (383280 in chips)
Seat 2: Cohones85 (214137 in chips)
Seat 3: Ostlyngen193 (235108 in chips)
Seat 4: Linvoyd (175416 in chips)
Seat 5: OneOutLife (474810 in chips) out of hand (moved from another table into small blind)
Seat 6: YouPayMyF458 (123017 in chips)
OneOutLife will be allowed to play after the button
YouPayMyF458: posts small blind 3000
280210030314: posts big blind 6000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Cohones85: folds
Ostlyngen193: folds
Linvoyd: folds
YouPayMyF458: calls 3000
280210030314: raises 12000 to 18000
YouPayMyF458: calls 12000
*** FLOP *** [3d Jh 5c]
YouPayMyF458: checks
280210030314: bets 36000
YouPayMyF458: raises 69017 to 105017 and is all-in
280210030314: calls 69017
*** TURN *** [3d Jh 5c] [Th]
*** RIVER *** [3d Jh 5c Th] [Kd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
YouPayMyF458: shows [8s 3h Jd 2s] (two pair, Jacks and Threes)
280210030314: shows [Kc 9d Ks 6c] (three of a kind, Kings)
YouPayMyF458 said, "lul"
280210030314 collected 246034 from pot
YouPayMyF458 finished the tournament in 423rd place and received $114.69.
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 246034 | Rake 0
Board [3d Jh 5c Th Kd]
Seat 1: 280210030314 (big blind) showed [Kc 9d Ks 6c] and won (246034) with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 2: Cohones85 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Ostlyngen193 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Linvoyd (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: YouPayMyF458 (small blind) showed [8s 3h Jd 2s] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Threes

At least he was triple-suited.

Morph has been de-modded.

He's awesome.

fyp.

YEAH YEAH YEAH

lol running like the captain.

https://www.boomplayer.com/33214187_90ED52DA34

Have fun.

Anyone who posts a hand with <$1.01 at stake will be banned.

I like it when posts are about me. I’m gonna put you in charge of Morph.

j/k, we like KF.

I took it as a compliment.

The True Story of the Modding of Exalted Dear Leader King Fish

Silly fool. I made Waffle a mod before he made me a mod. TTI wanted to mod me and I declined, and recommend Waffle. (Tho there were times I did slip into moderator puppy (TTI’s account, but sometimes we’d share it) to help out a bit.)

Then waffle wanted to mod me and I declined again. And again. And again.

Then I agreed to do it if they would mod mold instead. I didn’t think they’d do it, but they did it. Then it got annoying trying to mod in mold’s voice, and I agreed to just have them mod King Fish.

Yes, BBV’s greatest secret is FINALLY revealed: *I* was mold. Didn’t see that one coming, did you? I know, it must be a huge shock. I fooled you ALL!

Also, I was a King maker. Even as a lowly poster, I was pulling the strings around here. And now, I AM THE GREATEST MOD IN BBV HISTORY!!! Better than Alobar. More feared than Jalex. Greater even than GTPitch!

None can challenge my power, for I am MOD, and you are not. Now I shall sit back and wallow in my own crapulence. ADORE ME! FEAR ME! LOVE ME!


(Also voted 5 stars for the meme.)

Talk about changing history.

Truth is that you got some incriminating photos of Waffle and used them to get yourself in as a mod.