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07-19-2009 , 07:56 PM
tGnarly elbow mang


grats on the win
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07-20-2009 , 03:14 AM
for those who want to know what happened:

i was on a run and there is a low-hanging branch on a tree at the top of this hill that is (usually) perfect for doing pull-ups. i jumped up to grab the branch, my hands slipped, and i fell ass first toward the ground with both of my arms outstretched at my sides with hands out to break my fall. i landed square on my right hand with my elbow locked and i heard it pop.

the circulation to my arm was cut off at the elbow, and i couldn't move or feel my hand, but it (and the rest of my body) were shaking like crazy. i was sweating profusely and was having trouble breathing, and i almost passed out trying to get up off the ground into the car to go to the doc.

when i got to the doc, they said i could either go to the ER and have it reduced under anesthesia or he could reduce it right there. i thought it would feel better after it was back in place; i was wrong. the circulation and feeling came back, but it's still majorly ****ed structurally imo.
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07-20-2009 , 03:27 AM
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Originally Posted by preflop_stones
for those who want to know what happened:

i was on a run and there is a low-hanging branch on a tree at the top of this hill that is (usually) perfect for doing pull-ups. i jumped up to grab the branch, my hands slipped, and i fell ass first toward the ground with both of my arms outstretched at my sides with hands out to break my fall. i landed square on my right hand with my elbow locked and i heard it pop.

the circulation to my arm was cut off at the elbow, and i couldn't move or feel my hand, but it (and the rest of my body) were shaking like crazy. i was sweating profusely and was having trouble breathing, and i almost passed out trying to get up off the ground into the car to go to the doc.

when i got to the doc, they said i could either go to the ER and have it reduced under anesthesia or he could reduce it right there. i thought it would feel better after it was back in place; i was wrong. the circulation and feeling came back, but it's still majorly ****ed structurally imo.
Dude, that's brutal. Elbow injuries are awful.

I snapped my radial head (left thank God) during a frisbee game of all things. At least they had the decency to hit me up with some Demyrol before they started poking around.

GL with the painkillers. Keep in mind watching kids cartoons on percocet is much more fun and less expensive than playing pokerz. Speedy recovery!!
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07-20-2009 , 03:30 AM
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Originally Posted by icancount2one
Dude, that's brutal. Elbow injuries are awful.



GL with the painkillers. Keep in mind watching kids cartoons on percocet is much more fun and less expensive than playing pokerz. Speedy recovery!!

I can confirm this. Adult Swim is even better ;-)
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07-20-2009 , 03:33 AM
congrats on the win. sorry about the elbow
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07-20-2009 , 04:02 AM
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Originally Posted by dtat0529
congrats to the elbow. sorry about winning the donkament
This.
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07-20-2009 , 04:12 AM
lol
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07-20-2009 , 07:39 AM
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Originally Posted by preflop_stones
for those who want to know what happened:

i was on a run and there is a low-hanging branch on a tree at the top of this hill that is (usually) perfect for doing pull-ups. i jumped up to grab the branch, my hands slipped, and i fell ass first toward the ground with both of my arms outstretched at my sides with hands out to break my fall. i landed square on my right hand with my elbow locked and i heard it pop.

the circulation to my arm was cut off at the elbow, and i couldn't move or feel my hand, but it (and the rest of my body) were shaking like crazy. i was sweating profusely and was having trouble breathing, and i almost passed out trying to get up off the ground into the car to go to the doc.

when i got to the doc, they said i could either go to the ER and have it reduced under anesthesia or he could reduce it right there. i thought it would feel better after it was back in place; i was wrong. the circulation and feeling came back, but it's still majorly ****ed structurally imo.
you could atleast made up some story about a bar fight....
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07-20-2009 , 09:09 AM
Oh god, that is terrible. Good stuff on the tournament, no you have funding for the painkiller addiction.
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07-20-2009 , 05:01 PM
tabs weed and drink
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07-20-2009 , 05:19 PM
for some reason that avatar is one of the most tilt-enducing things i have ever seen...solution?!

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Last edited by ItsRainingMen; 07-20-2009 at 05:19 PM. Reason: SUCCESS!
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07-20-2009 , 07:39 PM
well i'm off tabs for now but i'll have another chance to pick up an addiction after i have surgery
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07-20-2009 , 11:00 PM
op did you do too much snap call fist pump and that's the reason you broke your wrist??? btw nice donkament brag
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07-21-2009 , 12:03 AM
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/pr...gnore&u=161328


That sucks though, op. Congrats on the donkament!
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07-21-2009 , 12:05 AM
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Originally Posted by mug3n
wtf, I thought you broke your elbow from fistpumping after you shipped the donkament. this is srsly disappointin
+1

thats what i was expecting
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07-21-2009 , 12:09 AM
thats so gross, not the scoreobv
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07-21-2009 , 12:12 AM
Was anyone else expecting/hoping that the dislocated elbow was a result of excessive celebration after OP won said donkament????

I know I was.
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07-21-2009 , 12:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Acing
but how many elbows did you lose
ehehehe
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07-21-2009 , 02:09 AM
damn. nasty pics. that sounds horrible.
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