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03-29-2010 , 11:01 PM
Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

SB: $159.60
BB: $234.00
UTG: $100.00
Hero (UTG+1): $101.50
UTG+2: $108.35
MP1: $37.35
MP2: $126.05
CO: $204.90
BTN: $69.90

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is UTG+1 with 8 8
1 fold, Hero calls $1, 2 folds, MP2 calls $1, CO calls $1, BTN calls $1, SB calls $0.50, BB checks

Flop: ($6.00) 6 8 7 (6 players)
Ok so I flop a monster on a very wet board, so I bet out for value and to protect my hand.

SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets $4.50, MP2 calls $4.50, CO calls $4.50, BTN folds, SB folds, BB folds
OK, 2 callers, not bad. I like my hand but there are lots of Turns cards I DON'T want to see.


Turn: ($19.50) 7 (3 players)
OMG, I hit the Nuts on the Turn! YES YES YES!
Ok now what, instead of leading, I try to be tricky and check like a little girlie man!


Hero checks, MP2 bets $18, CO calls $18,
WTF, Is this really happening??? YAHOO!!!!
OK, I don't want to let the fish off the hook quite yet, so let's MinR to build the pot a little more


Hero raises to $36
, MP2 calls $18, CO calls $18
And they BOTH call my Min R, HAHAHAHAHA!..... I'm an efin poker genius!!!
At this point, I'm praying for a heart to come on the River and triple me up!


River: ($127.50) A (3 players)
Ok, not the heart I was hoping for but an ok card (maybe they got A6hh, or A8, A7)
So I figure with $127 in the pot and only $60 in my stack, just shove shove shove baby... How great is life!

What happened next I can't explain, but I clicked on the MAX pot button and then hit the Bet button....and for some strage reason this happened:
Hero bets $1,
WTF!!!!! A DOLLAR, A DOLLAR!!! I hit MAX bet and it only bets A DOLLAR!

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
I hate online poker!

After throwing my mouse, cussing at the dog and swearing off online poker forever....the most wonderful thing happened.

Apparently the Fish interpreted my $1 River bet as the "world's smallest blocking bet" and then:

MP2 raises to $84.55 all in,
YES YES YES

CO folds, Hero calls $59 all in

Final Pot: $247.50
Hero shows 8 8 (a full house, Eights full of Sevens)
MP2 shows 3 K (a pair of Sevens)
Hero wins $244.50
This game is eazy!
We Luv the FISH!!!!

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03-29-2010 , 11:03 PM
lol nice hand
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03-29-2010 , 11:06 PM
this is not standard. bbv worthy imo...

poker gods smiled on you on this day.
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03-29-2010 , 11:08 PM
Awaiting Gerbil to post ITT so I can then post the rhino ****ting picture and make this thread worth reading.
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03-29-2010 , 11:09 PM
shove da turn
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03-29-2010 , 11:09 PM
Epic hand IMO. Well played sir!
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03-29-2010 , 11:15 PM
heh, i actually loved the river commentary.
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03-29-2010 , 11:21 PM
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Originally Posted by ZachShalack420
Awaiting Gerbil to post ITT so I can then post the rhino ****ting picture and make this thread worth reading.
+1
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03-29-2010 , 11:27 PM
tldr
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03-29-2010 , 11:31 PM
[ ] OMG, I hit the Nuts on the Turn!
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03-29-2010 , 11:36 PM
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Originally Posted by ezakuroy
[ ] OMG, I hit the Nuts on the Turn!
Beat me to it

[ ] Op held the nuts in that hand
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03-29-2010 , 11:37 PM
nice avatar OP
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03-29-2010 , 11:46 PM
Poker gods must be smiling on you today
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03-30-2010 , 12:01 AM
pretty good post B+
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03-30-2010 , 12:06 AM
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Originally Posted by The Greek13

After throwing my mouse, cussing at the dog and swearing off online poker forever....
wow i wouldn't want to be near you when you take a bad beat
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03-30-2010 , 12:07 AM
i dont understand how that guy is a fish...you bet 1$ there with a fh like 0.01% of the time (or whatever the chances of you messing up are). wp "fish", lucky misclick, OP
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03-30-2010 , 12:15 AM
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03-30-2010 , 12:19 AM
can villain turn over 77 one time?
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03-30-2010 , 12:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Silent_0ne
i dont understand how that guy is a fish...you bet 1$ there with a fh like 0.01% of the time (or whatever the chances of you messing up are). wp "fish", lucky misclick, OP

Hi MP2
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03-30-2010 , 02:00 AM
shove turn? for real
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03-30-2010 , 02:33 AM
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Originally Posted by The Greek13

River: ($127.50) A (3 players)
[B][I][COLOR="Blue"]Ok, not the heart I was hoping for but an ok card (maybe they got A6hh, or A8, A7)
Yea you def are hoping for him to have A7 here.
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03-30-2010 , 02:44 AM
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Originally Posted by RAW_FORCE
Yea you def are hoping for him to have A7 here.
edit quick before you realize what you have done
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03-30-2010 , 03:18 AM
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Originally Posted by ajt8
edit quick before you realize what you have done
lol nice catch. I shall wave my ignorance like a flag of glory. RAW_FORCE on FTP, hunt away.
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03-30-2010 , 06:08 AM
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Originally Posted by RAW_FORCE
Yea you def are hoping for him to have A7 here.
fail
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03-30-2010 , 09:30 AM
how did you call the river shove if you threw your mouse?
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