comedy gold. Thank you for making me laugh so hard, im off to get drunk now. Merry Christmas to you sir, and your fat GF

5 Stars nice keep grinding, merry xmas

smoke more

merry grind on the mind

op is bored, crazy, or high. but nice post

All hail the king!


legendary as always.

nice story sir

Everytime niche insults his gf an angel gets its wings.

Best one yet, esp since I was reading it on my phone and couldn't get ahead of myself finding dat terradactyl

I saw terrdactyle sitting there short stacking 3/6 looking like an easy mark with his john trjolta haircut..I thought maybe i was a favourite against this guy who rocks the open toes..

Oh man i think this might be your best yet. I just dropped about 8k and this post makes me feel better about myself. Thanks niche, you're a true champ.

lol

I have been reading here longer, but I made an account just to give my respect to the king, you write some amazing stuff
Reading your stories makes me laugh all the tilt away, it somehow puts things in perspective
I dont care what the haters say, and I hope you won't either!
Please keep delivering more of this good ****

ps if you give me your stars account I will stake you for some trny, but I do want to be there to rail you

[x] would read again

WHATTTTTT THE ****!?!?!?!?!?!?

Pure gold!!!

christmas was a terrible affair..My cousin was there bragging about hitting more sets than dj sensei ..the turkey was dry and tasteless, my fat girlfriends cleavage was low and put me off my food..got into an argument with my fat girlfriends fat father over poker being a criminal offense..chip had the snuffles and cried the whole time..got crushed by a french donk heads up after getting it in good with a nuclear draw ..my best gift was socks and a telephone call from bob wire telling me how florida is awesome with juicy games and how im not there to capitalise

I hope you all had a better christmas than me, I would of had more fun spending it with skalansy and his gang of parakeets playing naked twister with a few old menopausal mares..even larry longlegs got mad pussy over christmas..some fillipino chiclet with a tube steak handle bar grip..

I hope 2010 is my turn to take shots at the big game, if not then you will probably find me at the bottom of a cliff, body all twisted up, caked in blood with no pulse, and skid marks in my draws with a roll of quarters in my shirt pocket going out with a smile on my face

grind on the mind

[x] flirting
[x] obv

Made me lol again King!

This might be one of the best things ever written.

LMAO I laughed so hard I cried! Great stuff ;-)

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Clicked 5 stars before reading...
No regrets!