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06-04-2008 , 10:16 AM
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Originally Posted by KingofJ
checking the nuts as last to act on the river is A+ slowplaying imo,.,.
I nearly slowplayed so slow that I almost folded fearing he had the flush.

At least no-one can accuse me of only concerning myself with my own cards!

I think at:

Level -1 "Annette_15_NOT! level": where Newbie assumes he cannot win no matter what his cards are so check/fold is always strongest available play.
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06-04-2008 , 10:21 AM
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Originally Posted by omnomnom
yes, calling behind on the river with a royal flush will certainly teach him a lesson that you will not be bullied!
This is NL25. Villain didn't notice I had Royal Flush. I didn't notice I had Royal Flush. I'm still wondering why his paired AA didn't win. He still bullied me rest of the session. I stayed at table being robbed blind until he left and only then did I leave table.
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06-04-2008 , 10:23 AM
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Originally Posted by kylephilly
The smileys from the OP and responses make this post even more awesome.

This has to be one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I hope you play 24+ tables.
Full Tilt - maximum 16 tables. I only play 8 'cause I've only figured out how to fold 8 Royals at a time.
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06-04-2008 , 10:23 AM
It is +ev to call and show.
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06-04-2008 , 10:25 AM
Please tell me it is a joke
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06-04-2008 , 10:25 AM
this reminds me of when in a live tourney this young noob checked his straight flush on the river and when i said nice check he said "yeh maaan i like to play my hands reaaal slow." lol
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06-04-2008 , 10:27 AM
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Originally Posted by kylephilly
At the same time, if you did play 24+ tables I'm pretty sure you'd have no roll.
You're funny. There's always more roll in bank to deposit in my fishy account. But you knew that or else you sillier than I am! LOL.
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06-04-2008 , 10:27 AM
if its a joke, not so funny. if its real, funny.
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06-04-2008 , 10:28 AM
you really love to use those smilies huh :shocked :
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06-04-2008 , 10:29 AM
site + screen name

ty.
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06-04-2008 , 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted by kylephilly
Oh and 97% chance OP only called river because he wanted to show his FURST EVA ROYALE FLUSHY
What Royal Flush?

I think you are confusing me with a better player who knew he had a Royal.
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06-04-2008 , 10:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Hattifnatt
if its a joke, not so funny. if its real, funny.
The hand is real and my thoughts in the hand in OP were real.

Last edited by TimTamBiscuit; 06-04-2008 at 10:34 AM. Reason: To better explain what an embarassed idiot I am
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06-04-2008 , 10:31 AM
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Originally Posted by IRunWorse
site + screen name

ty.
Full Tilt + WaitNoImNotThatStupid
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06-04-2008 , 10:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Boy
you really love to use those smilies huh :shocked :
LOL
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06-04-2008 , 10:33 AM
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Originally Posted by TimTamBiscuit
Disagree.

I have 52,000+ worse played hands actually. Obviously you've never seen my PT.

Top ten reasons why this is not the worst hand ever played:
1. I won this hand.
2. I thought I was behind on river and made a brave crying call.
9. I thought about folding to his river aggression because I thought he had the flush and I didn't notice I did - folding - that would have been the worst played hand ever IMO.
10. c/c turn. c/f river - that's the worst played hand imo. LOL.
These are all points that show that it IS indeed the worst played hand ever.
How can u think u have no flush or even a royal??? Its not like in a live donkament where ur holecards can`t be seen. They were there the whole time. Ur an idiot. Period
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06-04-2008 , 10:35 AM
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Originally Posted by TimTamBiscuit
What Royal Flush?

I think you are confusing me with a better player who knew he had a Royal.
You can even show if u raise the river and he folds. God, this is the wooooorst play ever.ever.ever Nothing needs to be said. Sooo bad! PERIOD!!!
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06-04-2008 , 10:36 AM
you seriously 8 table op? do you win? honestly

and post without mother fing smilies when you answer this
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06-04-2008 , 10:37 AM
Mother of God.
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06-04-2008 , 10:40 AM
god... i just can't believe my eyes... i don't want to be mean but how can you post this ? do you realize how TERRIBLE this is ? oh my god.....
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06-04-2008 , 10:42 AM
why on earth would you slowplay when you think your opponent is on a draw?????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????
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06-04-2008 , 10:42 AM
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Originally Posted by TheCptCool
These are all points that show that it IS indeed the worst played hand ever.
How can u think u have no flush or even a royal??? Its not like in a live donkament where ur holecards can`t be seen. They were there the hole time. Ur an idiot. Period
I seriously overthought the hand. LOL. I guess you've never made a poker mistake.

Immediately after the hand I thought it was so funny what an idiot I'd been. On the plus side my ability to laugh at myself means I deal with bad beats really well and I never go on tilt. Have you ever gone on tilt?
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06-04-2008 , 10:44 AM
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Originally Posted by TimTamBiscuit
I seriously overthought the hand. LOL. I guess you've never made a poker mistake.

Immediately after the hand I thought it was so funny what an idiot I'd been. On the plus side my ability to laugh at myself means I deal with bad beats really well and I never go on tilt. Have you ever gone on tilt?
are you kidding we are all on tilt after reading this thread
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06-04-2008 , 10:45 AM
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Originally Posted by TheCptCool
You can even show if u raise the river and he folds. God, this is the wooooorst play ever.ever.ever Nothing needs to be said. Sooo bad! PERIOD!!!
Automuck means no show if he folds. Have to call as can't risk him folding on raise.
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06-04-2008 , 10:47 AM
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06-04-2008 , 10:49 AM
why was this rated 5 stars?

bastards
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