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09-30-2015 , 03:56 PM
Good for you, OP.
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11-26-2015 , 11:19 AM
Are you fat now? I see OP lurking everyday
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02-16-2016 , 05:27 AM
Beat: I'm still a fat little rodent looking man child who can't bang a fat chick
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02-16-2016 , 05:35 AM
Good on you, OP. USE that gym membership, don't let it go waste like the other 90% of members.

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Originally Posted by MTT_9797
No amount of spiking that third on the river after calling an OOP druggy-float-line scoopish turn overbet with A5 (and then seeing your opponent reach for chips, but a higher denomination, while you're both 6 BI's deep) will ever come close to entering a tight warm wet vagina raw or being woken up to a 20 year old chick straddling you naked
LIAR!

FLOG THE LIAR!
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02-16-2016 , 05:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Hardball47


LIAR!

FLOG THE LIAR!
I like being flogged by men.

When are you free?

Which one of us pays for dinner?
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02-16-2016 , 06:31 AM
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Originally Posted by MTT_9797
I have learned that no "real man" spends his time on poker tables or gaming online. Weights need to be lifted, strength needs to be built, money and name needs to be earned and pussy needs to get smashed! All in all, society needs to advance and humanity needs to progress. Sperm needs to be deposited inside of vaginas
Real men belong in offices - amen.

Stop depositing, thx.
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02-18-2016 , 05:41 AM
I think its a pretty safe bet he has never deposited sperm in a real vagina anyway
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