The middle finger dude was just at our house and he fell down the stairs and bled out, he kept asking me if we were doing good in "the raffle" and saying he wanted to put in a bid.
Here is a picture of a chick I picked up at Coyote Ugly(a bar in NYC), had to use two disposable razors to shave her before she was ballable, I then gave here to my friend(pictured herein):