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03-23-2009 , 04:25 AM

#351

AAMickeyAA

journeyman

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 217

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Originally Posted by Lohoo

...watching too many schwhagszwrrzzghcneger & superheroes movies, HEROES & 24...

Not to mention surviving too many Rainbow Six Las Vegas and what not FPS sessions and thinking boy am I good at this fitin thing...

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03-23-2009 , 04:26 AM

#352

AAMickeyAA

journeyman

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 217

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Originally Posted by seefut22

we should start a thread of all the things u can do for 5 mil that would be safer than this...i'll start

1. kidnap some rich kid for ransom

2. Marry money (fairly easy if u got the looks

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03-23-2009 , 10:14 AM

#353

MoneyBags

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Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 507

make sure you get pictures/graphs

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03-23-2009 , 11:16 AM

#354

1ns71nct

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If you capture him. Don't turn him in....make him mow your lawn.

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03-23-2009 , 11:36 AM

#355

IamPro

one time Plz???

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Originally Posted by 1ns71nct

If you capture him. Don't turn him in....make him mow your lawn.

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03-23-2009 , 01:11 PM

#356

Ballistik

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sounds like a job for TJ Cookier

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03-23-2009 , 01:53 PM

#357

theHuntContinues

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sidebet on the way op is going to die??

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03-23-2009 , 02:30 PM

#358

YoungVic

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Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 19

If you try to get near him or capture him you are so ****ed. That guy basically own Mexico even the police. He has a lot of money and basically buys people to work for him and to kill people. If you are serious, and you see him I give you no more than 3hrs before you are dead.

edit: watch this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_JMBiWEoKo

Last edited by YoungVic; 03-23-2009 at 02:41 PM.

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03-23-2009 , 03:30 PM

#359

hamsamich

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Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 3,327

Article on MSNBC right now....

Mexico offers $2 million for top drug lords
Most-wanted list a challenge to cartels' violent grip along the border

OP is def. on to something here.

Please to be deleting if the article I see on MSNBC right now is not new and this has already been posted ITT.

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03-23-2009 , 03:36 PM

#360

Boise123

grinder

Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 511

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Originally Posted by freshjuuuiice

you are going to get killed sooo hard. But in evolutionary terms, this could be a good thing for the world.

Thanks Bud, you made me spit coffee all over myself

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03-23-2009 , 03:45 PM

#361

spadebidder

Actually Shows Proof

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 7,905

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Originally Posted by YoungVic

That was OP kneeling in the front right? Or maybe just the last guys to have this idea.

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03-23-2009 , 03:47 PM

#362

eastbay

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Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 4,347

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Originally Posted by skies2192

Well, times are tight and I need the money. There is a $5,000,000 reward on his head. Me and 3 other friends have decided to go into Mexico and turn him in.

Here's his profile:

http://www.time.com/time/world/artic...884982,00.html

We are planning on leaving in 2 weeks. Any thoughts or Ideas on how we should prepare?

Actual recent picture of what happens to people who make Guzman's enemies list:

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgu...a%3DN%26um%3D1

"Torturing and beheading rivals is common in Mexico's increasingly vicious drug war, which killed more than 6,000 people last year and shows no sign of abating this year despite the deployment of 45,000 troops across the country."

45,000 troops, 6,000 dead people, but you and your buddies are gonna collect? Good luck.

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03-23-2009 , 04:00 PM

#363

spadebidder

Actually Shows Proof

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 7,905

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Originally Posted by YoungVic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_JMBiWEoKo

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03-23-2009 , 04:43 PM

#364

Joker88

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Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 1,063

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Originally Posted by AAMickeyAA

2. Marry money (fairly easy if u got the looks

)

3. Watch Ocean's 13. Take notes.

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03-23-2009 , 04:47 PM

#365

sneaks619

adept

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 1,147

Take phil Hellmuth with you: "he can dodge bullets"

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03-23-2009 , 06:27 PM

#366

krazyflops

newbie

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 29

Idk what's funnier....
OPs belief that 4 caucasian males in the heart of Mexico hunting the country's most notorious druglord can succeed with limited financial means, tactical training, linguistic skills or the responses of is OP dead yet?

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03-23-2009 , 07:04 PM

#367

KajunKenny

adept

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 863

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Last Seen
Jalisco, Mexico
Other Possible Locations
Mexico
Los Angeles, CA

I'd rather go look for him in LA, then in mexico... start there op and if all else fails, party in vegas after a week...

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03-23-2009 , 08:30 PM

#368

Joaquin Guzman

stranger

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 13

Por aqui me trajeron 4 gringitos desnudos, estamos jugando al pokar con ellos

Aposte 3 brazos y 2 cabezas contra 1 pierna y 2 torsos y gane!

Gracias BBV, sigan mandando gringos por favor

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03-23-2009 , 08:51 PM

#369

gateway20985

journeyman

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 207

Why don't you setup a prop bet for this? I will lay 50:1 odds that you won't get him.

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03-23-2009 , 08:59 PM

#370

phillipemoren

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Funny thread. I like it

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03-24-2009 , 12:25 AM

#371

Ben1113

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Just posting this thread prolly makes him a dead man. Just posting in it prolly makes anyone in it enough related to also be a dead man.

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uh oh.

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03-24-2009 , 12:27 AM

#372

JDalla

Total Boar

Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 15,538

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Originally Posted by gateway20985

Why don't you setup a prop bet for this? I will lay 50:1 odds that you won't get him.

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03-24-2009 , 02:15 AM

#373

spike420211

banned

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 9,509

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Originally Posted by Ce1ska

Why not go after Bin Laden? You probably have a better shot of capturing him than you do El Chapo, plus it's like $20,000,000 mirrrrion moar.

LOL

ummm, dude...
the backgammon forum's got dibs on Bin Laden, sry.
we got a high-stakes game set up in Dubai late summer.
they say he don't play for less than 5k$/point.
movie rights,[if we survive], the whole 9 yards.
and Sammy's even got us some RPG launchers!

The Saudis are confident enough that this'll go thru that they put up 3 supertankers full of crude as prop bets [AND THEY'RE GETTING ODDS!], and
this ain't even counting the side action on the backgammon that's supposed to transpire beforehand.

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03-24-2009 , 03:00 AM

#374

bronx bomber

veteran

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 3,108

Bro, just get Antonio Banderas and his guitar case.

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03-24-2009 , 01:32 PM

#375

blue41133

banned

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 252

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=15538c048f

The people he has on his side are ruthless. Executed a hostage on camera for all the world to see.

Bullet to the head

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