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07-10-2011 , 06:08 AM
What's up grinders?

Do you remember that funny joke about chuck norris bluffing Phil Ivey
to fold the nuts? Well the player might not be Phil Ivey. But he definitely folded
absolute nuts.

BRAG: Bluffed the guy out of the Nuts.
BEAT: That was a split pot.
VARIANCE: A pair of balls beats everything in poker.

PokerStars - $4+$0.40|20/40 NL (4 max) - Holdem - 4 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

Hero (SB): 2,849.00
BB: 3,000.00
UTG: 4,380.00
BTN: 3,226.00

Hero posts SB 20.00, BB posts BB 40.00

Pre Flop: (60.00) Hero has 5 K

UTG calls 40.00, BTN calls 40.00, Hero calls 20.00, BB checks

Flop: (160.00, 4 players) T J K
Hero checks, BB bets 200.00, UTG calls 200.00, BTN calls 200.00, Hero calls 200.00

Turn: (960.00, 4 players) Q
Hero checks, BB checks, UTG checks, BTN checks

River: (960.00, 4 players) A
Hero bets 2,609.00 and is all-in, BB raises to 2,760.00 and is all-in, UTG raises to 4,140.00 and is all-in, fold

UTG shows 8 K (Straight, Ace High)
BB shows 6 8 (Straight, Ace High)
Hero shows 5 K (Straight, Ace High)
Hero wins 2,929.00
BB wins 3,080.00
UTG wins 3,080.00
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07-10-2011 , 06:19 AM
chuck norris scoops it all in this spot
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07-10-2011 , 06:23 AM
think he was just drunk or a donkey, this is certenly not Chuck Norris Tier, no offense
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07-10-2011 , 06:36 AM
standard fold, callin for splits is -ev every1 knows that
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07-10-2011 , 06:49 AM
nice limp pre?
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07-10-2011 , 07:16 AM
Quote:
Hero bets 2,609.00 and is all-in, BB raises to 2,760.00 and is all-in, UTG raises to 4,140.00 and is all-in, fold
who folds the nuts then ?
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07-10-2011 , 07:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Pmoney91
who folds the nuts then ?
Button, lol
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07-10-2011 , 07:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Good2beg0d
Button, lol
didnt realise button was even in the hand.. my bad
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07-10-2011 , 07:53 AM
yeah pretty sure chuck norris wouldnt be playing a four dollar sng

your variance line is just icing on the tilt-cake
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07-10-2011 , 07:55 AM
BBV threads just keep getting worse and worse...
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