BRAG: I will have $79,820.49 by Dec 31st - Page 57

I'm a mighty warrior. I have 200 xp already. If anyone wants to see if this works, they can see how fast I rise to the top. My xp can be seen at the table, just remove the decimal point. I'll be playing 200/400 soon.

06-21-2009 , 06:17 PM

#1403

theskillzdatklls

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 4,917

night elves ftw

06-21-2009 , 06:41 PM

#1404

Klg0143

grinder

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 459

YES

06-21-2009 , 09:22 PM

#1405

oEarlyOuto

centurion

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 170

BandiChime said he is going to put his spreadsheet on EBay.

06-21-2009 , 09:55 PM

#1406

Klg0143

grinder

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 459

He has 360 play chips to his account as of now.

06-21-2009 , 10:05 PM

#1407

BandiChime

banned

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,787

Just shipped one. Minraising is underrated imo

06-21-2009 , 10:08 PM

#1408

PokerStarSteve

adept

Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 933

how much would you really pay for bandi's original spreadsheet

06-21-2009 , 11:20 PM

#1409

Vandergata

grinder

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 649

BandiChimeI've decided to employ a min-raising strategy for my entire MTT career.about 3 hours ago from web

wattttt......

06-21-2009 , 11:54 PM

#1410

oEarlyOuto

centurion

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 170

Quote:

Originally Posted by PokerStarSteve

how much would you really pay for bandi's original spreadsheet

It's priceless.

06-22-2009 , 01:24 AM

#1411

BandiChime

banned

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,787

Here's a tip if you're ever playing against me: Bluff. From now on, I'm assuming nobody bluffs. Ever.

06-22-2009 , 01:28 AM

#1412

Vandergata

grinder

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 649

You only need one dollar to play. (No, you don't give it to me. It's your starting bankroll at PokerStars.) One dollar = 100 pennies, or 100 xp. You start out as a Level 1 Limit Holdem Player, with 100 xp.

Level 1 = 0 to 1,399 xp ($0.04)
Level 2 = 1,400 to 3,399 xp ($0.10)
Level 3 = 3,400 to 8,399 xp ($0.20)
Level 4 = 8,400 to 18,399 xp ($0.50)
Level 5 = 18,400 to 38,399 xp ($1.00)
Level 6 = 38,400 to 78,399 xp ($2.00)
Level 7 = 78,400 to 138,399 xp ($4.00)
Level 8 = 138,400 to 238,399 xp ($6.00)
Level 9 = 238,400 to 438,399 xp ($10.00)
Level 10 = 438,400 to 738,399 ($20.00)

By the time you become a Level 10 LHE Player, you'll have $4,384. The only difference between this and a normal RPG is that you can lose levels. If you're a Level 3 LHE Warrior and drop down to 3,300 xp, you become a Level 2 LHE Apprentice, and can only fight in the Level 2 dungeons. (I can't chat to anyone at PokerStars. My chat is banned for a month.)

what he fails to mention, is that it takes about 3,000 more levels using this process to have an actual life.

06-22-2009 , 05:27 AM

#1413

MathNerd

centurion

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 164

BANDI THIS THIS THIS http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54...op-bet-515396/

You could be their Busto Bucket Boy and get a roll!! PLUS we could see you every day on webcam tending to the bucket!!

AMIRITE GUYZ?!

06-22-2009 , 05:57 AM

#1414

BandiChime

banned

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,787

Please lock this thread. I'm done with challenges and 2+2. It's very easy:

1) LOCK THREAD
2) BAN ME

Please.

LOCK THREAD
BAN ME
GOODBYE

LOCK AND BAN

HELLO

LOCK
BAN

THEN YOU WON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO THIS ANYMORE

/me

06-22-2009 , 06:01 AM

#1415

MathNerd

centurion

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 164

o/u 6 hours

06-22-2009 , 06:10 AM

#1416

theskillzdatklls

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 4,917

06-22-2009 , 06:11 AM

#1417

bicolor_le_bond

adept

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,092

over: 10 hours ftw

06-22-2009 , 06:13 AM

#1418

Estor

newbie

Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 39

Any bets he will be back with new challenge

06-22-2009 , 07:58 AM

#1419

zizek

veteran

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 2,177

I take it the new patented BandiChime Min Bet system didn't pan out.

06-22-2009 , 08:00 AM

#1420

The_Jeebus

veteran

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 2,472

Quote:

Originally Posted by BandiChime

I give him 6 hours

06-22-2009 , 08:32 AM

#1421

PlayOnDrugs

banned

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 216

Quote:

Originally Posted by BandiChime

I'm really sad to see this twitter dissapear day. I believe the last ones dealt with how he was finally figuring out the vast deepness of the minraise PF at nano MTTs.

***NOTE I finally just went through all posts in this thread but it's far too epic. Tears were streaming down my eyes by page 2 laughing so hard. At this point it's like watching Bandi perform hillarious reruns of claiming the same **** each day by begging for bans and locked threads after other wasted at playchip limit and then deletes his twitter... then AT SOME POINT AFTER HE GETS HOME FROM WHATEVER SHORTBUS he's riding he's able to convince himself it's the only thing that gives his life purpose as he once again restarts twitter and makes a HeMan out of himself.

PlayOnDrugs

06-22-2009 , 09:28 AM

#1422

PokerStarSteve

adept

Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 933

Any one else think bandi might be Dissociative? Like seriously.

One part of his personality is like actually for real, grinding out nano challegnes/play money/etc.

The other half is a completely lucid semi-competent poker player, who is peripherally aware of his other side and is using it to LEVEL THE SH&&* OUT OF US.

Or Bipolar?

This could be why it seems so obvious that hes levelling us one minute, but then we look at his results and tournaments and see that he's legit.

No offense meant to Bandi. Having either of these problems wouldn't be his fault.

/semi srs bzzness post

06-22-2009 , 12:33 PM

#1423

Vandergata

grinder

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 649

Quote:

Originally Posted by MathNerd

o/u 6 hours

WAYYY over. When have we EVER seen Bandi go back on his word?! What he says, he does, he is constant and unchanging. He is the rock of 2p2.

Next post from bandi coming in..... 14 hours...

06-22-2009 , 01:05 PM

#1424

ringinabox

veteran

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 3,079

Bandi's next post.

Bag of potato chips into bag of $100 chips challenge.

In a indvidual bag of potato chips there about 25 chips. My challenge will be to make my own potatoe chips and sell them to someone for $1.99. I will put that money in my account and turn it into $2,500. Please no one offer me a free bag of chips. I must make the chips myself and do my own advertising to sell them.

Will be updating on twitter every 8 hours.

06-22-2009 , 01:13 PM

#1425

syndr0me

old hand

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by ch3ckraise

This morning I was at the NYC Port Authority Bus Terminal waiting in line when I heard a coin drop from across the hall. The sound was too light to be a quarter.

The silver coin rolled smoothly on the polished floor, tilted at a 65 degree like a biker on a kawasaki bending around a corner.

I watched in suspense as made its way through a herd of oncoming commuters; effortlessly gliding its way through a stampede of high heels and leather shoes. It was if the entire incident was orchestrated. A scene from a movie.

I realized that if it maintained its current trajactory (and didn't hit any feet) it would most likely end up right at my feet.

About 6 seconds later the coin bumped the inside of my right shoe. Just as expected. It wobbled up and down like a coin does before becoming silent.

It was a dime. Ten Cents. 0.10.

Normally my first thought would be Should I pick it up or not? but no, not today.

Today, I looked down at the dime and whispered to myself:

You can do it Bandi. Punish those losers.

lol, ok this made me laugh pretty hard

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