Beat: I'm his ass
Variance: I lol at everyone who traps- karma, you a bish


Poker Stars $15+$1 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t15/t30 Blinds - 7 players
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cumgetsum23 (UTG): t1495
vangoghs (UTG+1): t1985
EXIT4YOU (MP): t1395
kimyuri (CO): t2180
jason_6789 (BTN): t1580
his ass (SB): t2290
MyChii (BB): t2575

Pre Flop: (t45) his ass is SB with 9 9
1 fold, vangoghs calls t30, EXIT4YOU calls t30, 2 folds, his ass calls t15, MyChii checks

Flop: (t120) 9 T 9 (4 players)
his ass checks, MyChii checks, vangoghs checks, EXIT4YOU checks

Turn: (t120) A (4 players)
his ass checks, MyChii checks, vangoghs checks, EXIT4YOU checks

River: (t120) K (4 players)


you know how this ended

he had 26o for the bluff?

HH with villian showing Royal Flush or didnt happen

like this?

PokerStars Game #21426289635: Tournament #115931070, $15+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2008/10/23 10:15:15 ET
Table '115931070 1' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: cumgetsum23 (1495 in chips)
Seat 2: vangoghs (1985 in chips)
Seat 3: EXIT4YOU (1395 in chips)
Seat 4: kimyuri (2180 in chips)
Seat 6: jason_6789 (1580 in chips)
Seat 8: The None (2290 in chips)
Seat 9: MyChii (2575 in chips)
The None: posts small blind 15
MyChii: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to The None [9s 9h]
cumgetsum23: folds
vangoghs: calls 30
EXIT4YOU: calls 30
kimyuri: folds
jason_6789: folds
The None: calls 15
MyChii: checks
*** FLOP *** [9d Th 9c]
The None: checks
MyChii: checks
vangoghs: checks
EXIT4YOU: checks
*** TURN *** [9d Th 9c] [Ah]
The None: checks
MyChii: checks
vangoghs: checks
EXIT4YOU: checks
*** RIVER *** [9d Th 9c Ah] [Kh]
The None: bets 90
MyChii: raises 210 to 300
vangoghs: folds
EXIT4YOU: folds
The None: raises 1960 to 2260 and is all-in
MyChii: calls 1960
*** SHOW DOWN ***
The None: shows [9s 9h] (four of a kind, Nines)
MyChii: shows [Qh Jh] (a Royal Flush)
The None said, "wow"
MyChii collected 4640 from pot
jason_6789 said, "nh"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4640 | Rake 0
Board [9d Th 9c Ah Kh]
Seat 1: cumgetsum23 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: vangoghs folded on the River
Seat 3: EXIT4YOU folded on the River
Seat 4: kimyuri folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: jason_6789 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: The None (small blind) showed [9s 9h] and lost with four of a kind, Nines
Seat 9: MyChii (big blind) showed [Qh Jh] and won (4640) with a Royal Flush

oww

[x] wat wat in the butt

This seems to happen a lot as of late.

lol the real beat is the lack of BB jackpot

if it makes you feel better, he wasn't folding at any time in this hand

wow havnt seen this one yet. i am impressed.

OP,

keep checking quads 3 times please

op, if it makes you feel better, this sentence made me laugh real hard ^^

[ ] OP checked quads 3 times

you're wrong, but trust me, i know how bad slow playing is and i know how bad i played this

Well, at least you played it right OP.

Somehow this is standard play for royals i think.


Poker Stars $6.00+$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t10/t20 Blinds - 9 players
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BTN: t1500
SB: t1500
Hero (BB): t1500
UTG: t1500
UTG+1: t1500
UTG+2: t1500
MP1: t1500
MP2: t1500
CO: t1500

Pre Flop: (t30) Hero is BB with 6 K
2 folds, UTG+2 calls t20, MP1 calls t20, 3 folds, SB calls t10, Hero checks

Flop: (t80) 2 K T (4 players)
SB bets t40, Hero raises to t100, UTG+2 calls t100, MP1 calls t100, SB calls t60

Turn: (t480) J (4 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, UTG+2 checks, MP1 checks

River: (t480) 8 (4 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, UTG+2 bets t60, MP1 calls t60, SB folds, Hero calls t60

Final Pot: t660
Hero mucks 6 K
UTG+2 shows T J (two pair, Jacks and Tens)
MP1 shows Q A (a Royal Flush)
MP1 wins t660

lol

did you ever think your slowplaying plan could backfire? NO! you did't and that is why noone at school likes you!

i'm sure this post sounded funnier in your head

[ ] OP got the reference

esplain, you mean the noone part?

It's from the most recent episode of South Park. Craig asks them if they ever considered how their plans could backfire while they're on their way to Guantanamo Bay with the other Peruvian Pan Flute bands. I think the episode is called Pandemic.

Excellent tarp, sir. No, seriously, pretty crap luck.