First session ever at 100nl

Quit poker now, your a winning player "for the time being"

bet you lose it all tomorrow

fyp

Bet he lost it all 5 minutes ago

Bet those hands were from Party 2005 and he already ran it up by shortstacking the 3/6 game, had problems withdrawing with Neteller, got in a fight with his long time girlfriend about the degeneracy of poker when he went on a month-long downswing, lost his best friend the dog in the ensuing break up, blew through his savings in the next six months with a mix of monkey-tilt, shot-taking and isolating depression, returned home to live with his parents who were disgusted with his gambling addiction and constantly reminded him how good his ex was for him, got back together with her after vowing to never play another hand of poker, joined Gamblers Anonymous, and now lives his life's dreams vicariously through 2+2. Bet 20 cheeseburgers all of that happened.

omg epiccccccccccc

Bet you were one of the fish who paid me off tonight and took to value town...laaawwwwl.

BaldAdonis thats a pretty funny rant

Fml

lmao

op ur ghey