FootofGod: had to take my funds out
YachtOvaBoat: i see
Dealer: FootofGod wins Pot (1)
Dealer: Starting Hand #10781612-88
FootofGod: you play looser than your moms pussy
FootofGod: then catch cold, cold decks anyway
YachtOvaBoat: is there some way to report you for offensive language?
Dealer: YachtOvaBoat wins Pot (1.95)
Dealer: Starting Hand #10781634-89
FootofGod: no you just have to not be such a ****** and live with it
Dealer: YachtOvaBoat wins Pot (2)
Dealer: Starting Hand #10781653-90
Dealer: YachtOvaBoat wins Pot (1)
Dealer: Starting Hand #10781664-91
YachtOvaBoat: when you redeposit
Dealer: YachtOvaBoat wins Pot (2)
YachtOvaBoat: please play me heads up at 6 tables at once
Dealer: Starting Hand #10781680-92
FootofGod: fine by me
Dealer: YachtOvaBoat wins Pot (1.95)
YachtOvaBoat: thanks
Dealer: Starting Hand #10781701-93
FootofGod: loser in denial
YachtOvaBoat: when are you planning to redeposit?
FootofGod: running hotter than the sun
Dealer: YachtOvaBoat wins Pot (2)
Dealer: Starting Hand #10781717-94
Dealer: YachtOvaBoat wins Pot (1)
Dealer: Starting Hand #10781735-95
Dealer: FootofGod wins Pot (13.65)
Dealer: Starting Hand #10781761-96
YachtOvaBoat: when are you planning to redeposit?
Dealer: YachtOvaBoat wins Pot (1.95)
FootofGod: long time from now
Dealer: Starting Hand #10781774-97
FootofGod: i would be punishing you if i had rebuys
YachtOvaBoat: thats a shame
Dealer: FootofGod wins Pot (6)
FootofGod: you couldnt play any worse
Dealer: Starting Hand #10781793-98
YachtOvaBoat: i agree
YachtOvaBoat: i am terrible
YachtOvaBoat: the customer is always right
Dealer: YachtOvaBoat wins Pot (5.85)
Dealer: Starting Hand #10781817-99
FootofGod: lol such a big man
YachtOvaBoat: im not sure why you're taking this all so personally
FootofGod: man you have this game down. Donk for pot every street. Never get unlucky. Pick up AK v AQ
Dealer: FootofGod, you have 10 seconds to act
Dealer: YachtOvaBoat wins Pot (2)
Dealer: Starting Hand #10781843-100
FootofGod: what could go wrong???
Dealer: FootofGod wins Pot (2)
YachtOvaBoat: sounds like nothing could ever go wrong
Dealer: Starting Hand #10781855-101
Dealer: YachtOvaBoat wins Pot (2)
Dealer: Starting Hand #10781867-102
Dealer: YachtOvaBoat wins Pot (1)
Dealer: Starting Hand #10781882-103
Dealer: FootofGod wins Pot (1)
Dealer: Starting Hand #10781893-104
FootofGod: just hit every flop with an 80%+ range of hands!
FootofGod: no problem!
Dealer: FootofGod wins Pot (2)
Dealer: Starting Hand #10781911-105
YachtOvaBoat: whats a range?
Dealer: YachtOvaBoat wins Pot (5.85)
Dealer: Starting Hand #10781943-106
FootofGod: **** off ******
YachtOvaBoat: does a straight beat a flush? or no
Dealer: YachtOvaBoat wins Pot (5.85)
Dealer: Starting Hand #10781977-107
Dealer: YachtOvaBoat wins Pot (5.85)
Dealer: Starting Hand #10782000-108
YachtOvaBoat: full house beats straight right?
Dealer: YachtOvaBoat wins Pot (2)
Dealer: Starting Hand #10782026-109
YachtOvaBoat: is 3 of a kind a good hand?
Dealer: YachtOvaBoat, you have 10 seconds to act
FootofGod: hit it all
Dealer: YachtOvaBoat shows [Jh Jc] (Three of a Kind, Jacks +K5)
Dealer: FootofGod shows [Ac 4c] (a Pair of Fours +AKJ)
Dealer: YachtOvaBoat wins Pot (66.89) with Three of a Kind
FootofGod: what a moron
FootofGod: choke on it
YachtOvaBoat: have a magical day
FootofGod: youll just lose it all anyway
YachtOvaBoat: let me know when you redeposit please
FootofGod: thanks for the slowroll i really do hope you lose it all and have to explain how youre so pro
YachtOvaBoat: i was waiting for you to respond
FootofGod: but cant pay the utilities
YachtOvaBoat: i wasnt sure if 3 of a kind was good
FootofGod: potting every ****ing pot of every ****ing hand and flops a set gets AK over AQ
YachtOvaBoat: but 3 of a kind is better than flush
FootofGod: so unbelievably sick
YachtOvaBoat: so i called
YachtOvaBoat: wait not if its a straight flush
FootofGod: you suck *****

Well I accidentily pressed enter while typing the title. Should be

Brag: I'm really bad

Confirmed, you're really ****ing bad, and not in the good way.

This thread is by far the worst in recent BBV history. I wish OP gets banned from the internet.

Oh boy! I can't wait until those funny dicksuckers enter this thread and post their hilarious one liners and underused gifs.

Butthurt itt ^^

i didnt understand all the red and green so got i angry and frustrated

Put you on AK.

Please explain how that comment was butthurt. Then explain why your comment is not butthurt.

Time for the molderator.

And you catched the Yoda-Syndrome...

Enjoyable read op. Voted 3 stars.

I voted 4 stars so now your average is 3.5 stars and I hear thats a good number or something

So OP gets owned in chat and decides to post it in bbv?

**** off

- BBV

op your a bell end

It's butthurt because you were bitching without a reason (again). I just pointed it out for you in case you were not aware of it. This seems to be the case because you're defending your obviously butthurt post.

everybody butthurt

too much pain

molderation must occur