thought i was dead almost punchd myself in the face

Full Tilt Poker Game #9364160884: Table Cecile (6 max) - $0.50/$1 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 1:31:34 ET - 2008/12/07
Seat 1: amylouwho ($20)
Seat 2: schwingk ($93.40)
Seat 3: trsh335 ($168.80)
Seat 4: King Niche ($15.15)
Seat 5: famouslastwords ($122.65)
Seat 6: Mawnstroe ($51.45)
Mawnstroe posts the small blind of $0.50
amylouwho posts the big blind of $1
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to King Niche [Tc Ad Ah 8s]
schwingk calls $1
trsh335 folds
King Niche raises to $4.50
famouslastwords folds
Mawnstroe folds
amylouwho calls $3.50
schwingk calls $3.50
*** FLOP *** [Kc Kd 2s]
amylouwho bets $14
schwingk has 15 seconds left to act
schwingk folds
King Niche calls $10.65, and is all in
amylouwho shows [Ks Qc As Td]
King Niche shows [Tc Ad Ah 8s]
Uncalled bet of $3.35 returned to amylouwho
*** TURN *** [Kc Kd 2s] [2d]
*** RIVER *** [Kc Kd 2s 2d] [2h]
amylouwho shows three of a kind, Kings
King Niche shows a full house, Twos full of Aces
King Niche wins the pot ($33.55) with a full house, Twos full of Aces
amylouwho adds $15.15
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $35.30 | Rake $1.75
Board: [Kc Kd 2s 2d 2h]
Seat 1: amylouwho (big blind) showed [Ks Qc As Td] and lost with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 2: schwingk folded on the Flop
Seat 3: trsh335 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: King Niche showed [Tc Ad Ah 8s] and won ($33.55) with a full house, Twos full of Aces
Seat 5: famouslastwords (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: Mawnstroe (small blind) folded before the Flop

but im still here fighting!!!

Full Tilt Poker Game #9364221953: Table Cecile (6 max) - $0.50/$1 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 1:36:25 ET - 2008/12/07
Seat 1: amylouwho ($20)
Seat 2: schwingk ($86.40)
Seat 3: trsh335 ($166.65)
Seat 4: King Niche ($31.55)
Seat 5: famouslastwords ($129.05)
Seat 6: Mawnstroe ($51.95)
schwingk posts the small blind of $0.50
trsh335 posts the big blind of $1
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to King Niche [Tc Jd 9h Kc]
King Niche calls $1
famouslastwords has 15 seconds left to act
famouslastwords folds
Mawnstroe calls $1
amylouwho calls $1
schwingk calls $0.50
trsh335 checks
*** FLOP *** [Th 6d Ts]
schwingk bets $5
trsh335 folds
King Niche calls $5
Mawnstroe folds
amylouwho adds $1
amylouwho folds
*** TURN *** [Th 6d Ts] [Td]
schwingk bets $15
King Niche has 15 seconds left to act
King Niche calls $15
*** RIVER *** [Th 6d Ts Td] [8h]
schwingk bets $1
King Niche raises to $10.55, and is all in
schwingk calls $9.55
*** SHOW DOWN ***
King Niche shows [Tc Jd 9h Kc] four of a kind, Tens
schwingk mucks
King Niche wins the pot ($63.10) with four of a kind, Tens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $66.10 | Rake $3
Board: [Th 6d Ts Td 8h]
Seat 1: amylouwho (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: schwingk (small blind) mucked [7h 6h 6c 8d] - a full house, Tens full of Sixes
Seat 3: trsh335 (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: King Niche showed [Tc Jd 9h Kc] and won ($63.10) with four of a kind, Tens
Seat 5: famouslastwords didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: Mawnstroe folded on the Flop

Full Tilt Poker Game #9364373485: Table Cecile (6 max) - $0.50/$1 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 1:49:13 ET - 2008/12/07
Seat 1: amylouwho ($20)
Seat 2: schwingk ($54.05)
Seat 3: trsh335 ($183.25)
Seat 4: King Niche ($37.10)
Seat 5: famouslastwords ($145.95)
Seat 6: Mawnstroe ($61.70)
famouslastwords posts the small blind of $0.50
Mawnstroe posts the big blind of $1
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to King Niche [Ac 3c 3h Jc]
amylouwho folds
schwingk folds
trsh335 raises to $3.50
King Niche calls $3.50
famouslastwords folds
Mawnstroe calls $2.50
*** FLOP *** [As 9d 3s]
Mawnstroe bets $11
trsh335 folds
King Niche raises to $33.60, and is all in
Mawnstroe calls $22.60
King Niche shows [Ac 3c 3h Jc]
Mawnstroe shows [8h Ad Kc Jd]
*** TURN *** [As 9d 3s] [5h]
*** RIVER *** [As 9d 3s 5h] [Tc]
King Niche shows three of a kind, Threes
Mawnstroe shows a pair of Aces
King Niche wins the pot ($75.20) with three of a kind, Threes
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $78.20 | Rake $3
Board: [As 9d 3s 5h Tc]
Seat 1: amylouwho didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: schwingk didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: trsh335 folded on the Flop
Seat 4: King Niche (button) showed [Ac 3c 3h Jc] and won ($75.20) with three of a kind, Threes
Seat 5: famouslastwords (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: Mawnstroe (big blind) showed [8h Ad Kc Jd] and lost with a pair of Aces

Full Tilt Poker Game #9364381768: Table Cecile (6 max) - $0.50/$1 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 1:49:55 ET - 2008/12/07
Seat 1: amylouwho ($20)
Seat 2: schwingk ($54.05)
Seat 3: trsh335 ($179.75)
Seat 4: King Niche ($75.20)
Seat 5: famouslastwords ($145.45)
Seat 6: Mawnstroe ($24.60)
Mawnstroe posts the small blind of $0.50
amylouwho posts the big blind of $1
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to King Niche [6h Ac 5s Ah]
schwingk folds
schwingk is sitting out
trsh335 raises to $3.50
King Niche raises to $12
famouslastwords folds
Mawnstroe folds
amylouwho adds $1
amylouwho folds
trsh335 calls $8.50
Mawnstroe adds $24.90
*** FLOP *** [5h 8c Kh]
Mawnstroe adds $1
trsh335 has 15 seconds left to act
trsh335 bets $25.50
King Niche calls $25.50
*** TURN *** [5h 8c Kh] [6s]
trsh335 bets $76.50
King Niche calls $37.70, and is all in
trsh335 shows [9s Qh 9h Js]
King Niche shows [6h Ac 5s Ah]
Uncalled bet of $38.80 returned to trsh335
*** RIVER *** [5h 8c Kh 6s] [Kc]
trsh335 shows two pair, Kings and Nines
King Niche shows two pair, Aces and Kings
King Niche wins the pot ($148.90) with two pair, Aces and Kings
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $151.90 | Rake $3
Board: [5h 8c Kh 6s Kc]
Seat 1: amylouwho (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: schwingk didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: trsh335 showed [9s Qh 9h Js] and lost with two pair, Kings and Nines
Seat 4: King Niche showed [6h Ac 5s Ah] and won ($148.90) with two pair, Aces and Kings
Seat 5: famouslastwords (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: Mawnstroe (small blind) folded before the Flop

shortstacking scum

brutal post

I dont have a damn choise. my fat girlfriend only gave me 20 dollars and I had to agree to put out the garbage forever. you think I like shortstacking with 15 bucks?? I used to be a 100/200 player you dnt nderstand how bad it hurtsd insidde. its like burst appendix or kidneys filled with sulphoric acid. I live and eat poker and I wont rest until im back at nosebleeds. I dont even think a doctor will give me the OK fora sail of my kidney on some ethical BS im like doc ive got grind on the mind. linked him to FT refer a friend, he said he wont be joining. I hate him. I feel tilted now.

it takes me like 20 seconds every god damn time to figure out who won and why in omaha, given all the hands and full board.

Road to Robusto. How long are you gonna take the garbage out for btw?

dude, you can totally sell a kidney in India for like 100 ftp... what can I say... supply and demand... lots o' folks tryin to sell their kidney's up in India

After you sell a kidney you can shortstack while you pee imo

less hand histories, more funny life beat stories please

lol @ the 1st hand raising. i seriously LOL'ed

u play g0000d

My hobbies include converting my hands

pics of fat gf

pics of you taking out the garbage with your fat gf watching or it didn't happen

pics of the garbage

I`d say remove ur kidneys @ home and ship it through ups/dhl in an ice bag.
and also, please post more, i love u.