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12-08-2019 , 02:27 AM

#226

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Beautiful. Met a girl from Pittsburgh. She is not a bisexual personal trainer though. TR requested.

I shaved my balls last night. Alas, no schmecking today. However, I do like her, and there will be a second date. We discussed our sexual Kinks. She grabbed my dick (Over jeans) at a restaurant. But she did mention she never does the horizontal mambo on 1st date. There will be a second date. She was very muscular. I was into it. Also she is a physical therpist, not a personal trainer. I ****ed up there. I will plant my seed in her soon. I am also very, very drunk RN. It was a good first date. My balls r blue. I will masturbate later.

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

KF would you do me a favor and follow me back on twitter? Also, pics of fitness trainer requested.

Spoiler:

12-08-2019 , 02:32 AM

#227

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

To be clear, I am an out of shape fat f*ck. I do not deserve the quality of women I get. But I am also somewhat charismatic (and my ex-wife would say as a slur) and a good listener. I don’t think I’ve ever dated someone not “out of my league.”

Yeah, I’m that guy who when you see us together you wonder “how the eff...”

I am also very good at the sex and the oral pleasure, so that helps.

Damn I am drunk.

12-08-2019 , 02:36 AM

#228

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

I can't believe we actually have people that play handball here.

I assume 12 (?) people were randomly picked off the street and asked if they wanted a free trip to <insert whatever country the handball championship is in>.

I haven’t read the precursor to all this, but I play handball, and I’m damn good at it (especially for an American). I started playing in high school while waiting for my weed dealer. I also like Jai Alai, squash, and badminton. I can not find adequate competition very often here. American simply do not play these sports, at least not that I have found.

12-08-2019 , 02:37 AM

#229

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

AMA if you want, cause right now I simply don’t give a ********.

Also, if you want someone banned, now is prob a good time to ask.

Last edited by Sheep86; 12-09-2019 at 07:08 AM. Reason: profanity. Shame on you, Mr. Senior mod!

12-08-2019 , 02:39 AM

#230

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Sammy send me some fkkkinmoney you sob. Congrats on birthing a kid. That’s the easy part. Now be. Good father and raise him right.

12-08-2019 , 02:40 AM

#231

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Combo

12-08-2019 , 02:42 AM

#232

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morph's hair

Round 6 starting now

http://crackstreams.ga/boxingstreams...shua/video.php

That stoppage with 4 seconds left cost me $15k (Lol Dfs). If i wqsntn so numb if b pissed.

12-08-2019 , 02:42 AM

#233

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Everybody’s banned.

12-08-2019 , 02:45 AM

#234

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Fingers numb hard to type gonna watch mandoloroan and pass out j

12-08-2019 , 02:49 AM

#235

Tuma

Worships Amon-Ra

Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 17,716

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

That stoppage with 4 seconds left cost me $15k (Lol Dfs). If i wqsntn so numb if b pissed.

yeah, boxing sux. i devoted a full hour of my attention to a late night espn fight this past year. the storyline was compelling and i felt like i was getting an edge. in one of the later rounds one of the fighters slipped on water that was spilled in a corner - he never recovers and i just say lol usa and go to bed.

12-08-2019 , 03:17 AM

#236

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tuma

yeah, boxing sux. i devoted a full hour of my attention to a late night espn fight this past year. the storyline was compelling and i felt like i was getting an edge. in one of the later rounds one of the fighters slipped on water that was spilled in a corner - he never recovers and i just say lol usa and go to bed.

This was MMA not boxing, but I get ya.

12-08-2019 , 03:18 AM

#237

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

On my third bottle of wine (also had a very generous martini) and now 10mg Vicodin. I am looking for my happy place. I do not have weed on me. That sorta sucks.

Benders are fun

12-08-2019 , 03:41 AM

#238

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Hai Mr Fish

12-08-2019 , 03:49 AM

#239

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Hai Colin!

12-08-2019 , 03:51 AM

#240

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Vote early and often!

12-08-2019 , 03:51 AM

#241

Tuma

Worships Amon-Ra

Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 17,716

you need mushrooms

12-08-2019 , 03:58 AM

#242

Tuma

Worships Amon-Ra

Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 17,716

Man may find salvation in the worst of times, in the best of times, but never in between. - Tuma 2:58

12-08-2019 , 05:05 AM

#243

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

I started playing in high school while waiting for my weed dealer.

As all great adventures tend to begin...

12-08-2019 , 10:37 AM

#244

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Happy Sheepday. Reading teh AIDS in teh other fred almost makes me want boomplayer back. Almost. Boomplayer or no boomplayer obv mmmkay is to blame

12-08-2019 , 11:07 AM

#245

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

How cold is it in the Germanmöller at present Morph? I mean in HK it's so cold I'm running around with my summer coat pretending it's winter. It is remarkable though since I don't recall having done that before in December before, only in late January / early Feb peak winter season. Normally December is like a nice German late June or something. I assume the coat won't cut it in Germanmöller. Also I only have two or three pullovers here or something. In any case obv mmmkay will be to blame

12-08-2019 , 12:42 PM

#246

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

AaaaAAAAaaaAAaAAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Not tehat i was any less of the orme r during th eweekwend just pointing te obviois. Obv mmmmaky is to blemae

12-08-2019 , 03:06 PM

#247

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Ladies and Gentlemöllers Rejoice!

Today is the 140th official certified consecutive Sheepday! A beautiful day of nice, soft, woolly sheepish recognition drown in physical therapists and floral patterned bras. A continuous appreciation of Mr. Sheep and the other mods for their excellent work in banning one of BBV's most notorious douchebags:

Spoiler:

Namaste, brothermöllers.

12-08-2019 , 03:21 PM

#248

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

2,1,3

12-08-2019 , 03:44 PM

#249

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

Pedo fish

12-08-2019 , 03:59 PM

#250

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Ewe would be, too. I just prefer virgin wool.

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