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12-08-2019 , 02:27 AM
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Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding
Beautiful. Met a girl from Pittsburgh. She is not a bisexual personal trainer though. TR requested.
I shaved my balls last night. Alas, no schmecking today. However, I do like her, and there will be a second date. We discussed our sexual Kinks. She grabbed my dick (Over jeans) at a restaurant. But she did mention she never does the horizontal mambo on 1st date. There will be a second date. She was very muscular. I was into it. Also she is a physical therpist, not a personal trainer. I ****ed up there. I will plant my seed in her soon. I am also very, very drunk RN. It was a good first date. My balls r blue. I will masturbate later.

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Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding
KF would you do me a favor and follow me back on twitter? Also, pics of fitness trainer requested.


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12-08-2019 , 02:32 AM
To be clear, I am an out of shape fat f*ck. I do not deserve the quality of women I get. But I am also somewhat charismatic (and my ex-wife would say as a slur) and a good listener. I don’t think I’ve ever dated someone not “out of my league.”

Yeah, I’m that guy who when you see us together you wonder “how the eff...”

I am also very good at the sex and the oral pleasure, so that helps.

Damn I am drunk.
12-08-2019 , 02:36 AM
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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
I can't believe we actually have people that play handball here.

I assume 12 (?) people were randomly picked off the street and asked if they wanted a free trip to <insert whatever country the handball championship is in>.
I haven’t read the precursor to all this, but I play handball, and I’m damn good at it (especially for an American). I started playing in high school while waiting for my weed dealer. I also like Jai Alai, squash, and badminton. I can not find adequate competition very often here. American simply do not play these sports, at least not that I have found.
12-08-2019 , 02:37 AM
AMA if you want, cause right now I simply don’t give a ********.

Also, if you want someone banned, now is prob a good time to ask.

Last edited by Sheep86; 12-09-2019 at 07:08 AM. Reason: profanity. Shame on you, Mr. Senior mod!
12-08-2019 , 02:39 AM
Sammy send me some fkkkinmoney you sob. Congrats on birthing a kid. That’s the easy part. Now be. Good father and raise him right.
12-08-2019 , 02:40 AM
Combo
12-08-2019 , 02:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Morph's hair
That stoppage with 4 seconds left cost me $15k (Lol Dfs). If i wqsntn so numb if b pissed.
12-08-2019 , 02:42 AM
Everybody’s banned.
12-08-2019 , 02:45 AM
Fingers numb hard to type gonna watch mandoloroan and pass out j
12-08-2019 , 02:49 AM
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Originally Posted by King Fish
That stoppage with 4 seconds left cost me $15k (Lol Dfs). If i wqsntn so numb if b pissed.
yeah, boxing sux. i devoted a full hour of my attention to a late night espn fight this past year. the storyline was compelling and i felt like i was getting an edge. in one of the later rounds one of the fighters slipped on water that was spilled in a corner - he never recovers and i just say lol usa and go to bed.
12-08-2019 , 03:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Tuma
yeah, boxing sux. i devoted a full hour of my attention to a late night espn fight this past year. the storyline was compelling and i felt like i was getting an edge. in one of the later rounds one of the fighters slipped on water that was spilled in a corner - he never recovers and i just say lol usa and go to bed.
This was MMA not boxing, but I get ya.
12-08-2019 , 03:18 AM
On my third bottle of wine (also had a very generous martini) and now 10mg Vicodin. I am looking for my happy place. I do not have weed on me. That sorta sucks.

Benders are fun
12-08-2019 , 03:41 AM
Hai Mr Fish
12-08-2019 , 03:49 AM
Hai Colin!
12-08-2019 , 03:51 AM
Vote early and often!

12-08-2019 , 03:51 AM
you need mushrooms
12-08-2019 , 03:58 AM
Man may find salvation in the worst of times, in the best of times, but never in between. - Tuma 2:58
12-08-2019 , 05:05 AM
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Originally Posted by King Fish
I started playing in high school while waiting for my weed dealer.

As all great adventures tend to begin...
12-08-2019 , 10:37 AM
Happy Sheepday. Reading teh AIDS in teh other fred almost makes me want boomplayer back. Almost. Boomplayer or no boomplayer obv mmmkay is to blame
12-08-2019 , 11:07 AM
How cold is it in the Germanmöller at present Morph? I mean in HK it's so cold I'm running around with my summer coat pretending it's winter. It is remarkable though since I don't recall having done that before in December before, only in late January / early Feb peak winter season. Normally December is like a nice German late June or something. I assume the coat won't cut it in Germanmöller. Also I only have two or three pullovers here or something. In any case obv mmmkay will be to blame
12-08-2019 , 12:42 PM
AaaaAAAAaaaAAaAAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Not tehat i was any less of the orme r during th eweekwend just pointing te obviois. Obv mmmmaky is to blemae
12-08-2019 , 03:06 PM
Ladies and Gentlemöllers Rejoice!

Today is the 140th official certified consecutive Sheepday! A beautiful day of nice, soft, woolly sheepish recognition drown in physical therapists and floral patterned bras. A continuous appreciation of Mr. Sheep and the other mods for their excellent work in banning one of BBV's most notorious douchebags:
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Clearly I am speaking about Singasong but his new account needs work too


Namaste, brothermöllers.







12-08-2019 , 03:21 PM
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Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

2,1,3
12-08-2019 , 03:44 PM
Pedo fish
12-08-2019 , 03:59 PM
Ewe would be, too. I just prefer virgin wool.

      
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