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06-19-2017 , 10:16 AM

#1001

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

Now substitute Windows 10 for product y.

Mr. suitedjustice, their punishment must be more severe.

06-19-2017 , 10:32 AM

#1002

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,072

1rd

06-19-2017 , 10:35 AM

#1003

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

06-19-2017 , 10:41 AM

#1004

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

She'd be hotter with some well placed ink. False advertising itt.

06-19-2017 , 10:41 AM

#1005

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,072

The best bit is that she doesn't appear to have tattoos.

06-19-2017 , 10:42 AM

#1006

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

Justin, stop taking selfies and deport this man.

06-19-2017 , 10:44 AM

#1007

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,072

Why would you ruin something like that by painting ugly on it?

06-19-2017 , 10:45 AM

#1008

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

The best bit is that she doesn't appear to have tattoos.

Fiddle is right. Tattoos on girls is repulsive. Sammy does not like. Sammy's gf does have a small one though.

06-19-2017 , 10:48 AM

#1009

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

That's like saying I like oral sex but won't go down on a vagina.

06-19-2017 , 10:51 AM

#1010

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majik1973

That's like saying I like oral sex but won't go down on a vagina.

Sammy likes oral sex but won't go down on a vagina. Her tatt is the olympic rings on her ankle, Sammy can live with that.

06-19-2017 , 10:58 AM

#1011

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

What olympics did she participate in, Sammy?

06-19-2017 , 11:02 AM

#1012

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

What olympics did she participate in, Sammy?

Sammy won't tell you, then you could easily find her on that internet thing. She was there as a Taekwondo coach, she didn't compete herself.

also

06-19-2017 , 11:05 AM

#1013

Gypsie

HAI!

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 739

Monday SUCK IT!!!

HAI BBV

HAI AF I notice you picked the locks to the handcuffs and are free to post again. Good job McGyver!!

HAI Majik!!

06-19-2017 , 11:07 AM

#1014

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,072

Sammy's gf could kick his ass.

Weakling.

06-19-2017 , 11:08 AM

#1015

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Why would you ruin something like that by painting ugly on it?

Majik is talking about painting pretty on it

06-19-2017 , 11:09 AM

#1016

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

I'm assembling a list of female Danish olympic Taekwondo coaches right now!

06-19-2017 , 11:10 AM

#1017

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Sammy's gf could kick his ass.

Weakling.

Probably, Sammy doesn't hit girls and she's very flexible

06-19-2017 , 11:11 AM

#1018

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

I'm assembling a list of female Danish olympic Taekwondo coaches right now!

Calm down, right now! You might want to include Sweden, Norway, Finland in your search.

06-19-2017 , 11:20 AM

#1019

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Too late. Also, we always knew you were into submission

06-19-2017 , 11:21 AM

#1020

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

You might want to include Sweden, Norway, Finland in your search.

no

06-19-2017 , 11:25 AM

#1021

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gypsie

Monday SUCK IT!!!

HAI BBV

HAI AF I notice you picked the locks to the handcuffs and are free to post again. Good job McGyver!!

HAI Majik!!

HAY GYPSIE

I escaped the restraints and am back to full time postlife, thank you for the warm welcome.

06-19-2017 , 11:25 AM

#1022

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Calm down, right now! You might want to include Sweden, Norway, Finland in your search.

Is that the Danish version of a girlfriend in Canada?

06-19-2017 , 11:35 AM

#1023

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

Is that the Danish version of a girlfriend in Canada?

Calm down, right now! Sammy's gf is very real, and the best thing in Sammy's life, and Sammy has a lot of great things in his life.

06-19-2017 , 11:37 AM

#1024

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

We know she forced you to say that

06-19-2017 , 11:41 AM

#1025

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,072

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

Is that the Danish version of a girlfriend in Canada?

lol

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