Godamm this ****ing game sometimes...

No IQ poker 0.50/1.00, hand converted by the iPoker Converter at Talking-Poker

saw flop | saw showdown

Button Hero ($97.00)
SB ($100.00)
BB BB ($101.50)
UTG ($103.00)
UTG+1 ($119.10)

Preflop: Hero is on the Button with A A
2 folds, Hero raises to 4.00, SB raises to 14.00, BB raises to 48.00, Hero calls 45.00, 1 fold.

Flop (112.50) 3 5 9
BB moves all-in for 52.50, Hero moves all-in for 48.00.

Turn (213.00) K

River (213.00) K

Hero shows A A
BB shows K A

BB wins 213.00 with Three of a kind, King's

Monkey tilt commences (or as close as i'll ever get to it) and about 1 minute later we have this...

No IQ poker 0.50/1.00, hand converted by the iPoker Converter at Talking-Poker

saw flop | saw showdown

Button Hero ($100.55)
SB ($78.45)
BB ($30.00)
UTG ($100.50)
UTG+1 ($106.80)
CO CO ($116.85)

Preflop: Hero is on the Button with A T
2 folds, CO raises to 3.00, Hero raises to 12.00, 2 folds, CO calls 9.00.

Flop (25.50) J Q K
CO checks, Hero bets 14.00, CO calls 14.00.

Turn (53.50) J
CO checks, Hero checks.

River (53.50) 5
CO bets 53.00, Hero moves all-in for 74.55, CO calls 21.55

CO shows J Q
Hero shows A T

CO wins 202.60 with A fullhouse, Jack's and Queen's

And 3 minutes or so after that there is no ****ing way im folding this even though he has 33/44/55/ here, what 99.9% of the time?

No IQ poker 0.50/1.00, hand converted by the iPoker Converter at Talking-Poker

saw flop | saw showdown

Button ($117.60)
SB Hero ($102.00)
BB ($196.70)
UTG UTG ($100.00)
UTG+1 ($215.40)
CO ($100.00)

Preflop: Hero is in the SB with A A
UTG calls 1.00, 2 folds, Button calls 1.00, Hero raises to 7.50, 1 fold, UTG calls 7.00, 1 fold.

Flop (18.00) 3 4 5
Hero bets 13.00, UTG raises to 35.00, Hero moves all-in for 81.00, UTG moves all-in for 57.00.

Turn (204.00) K

River (204.00) T

Hero shows A A
UTG shows 5 5

UTG wins 204.00 with Three of a kind, Five's

...blergh.

Brag: Still finished up a buy-in on the session thanks to kind gentlemen like this...

No IQ poker 0.50/1.00, hand converted by the iPoker Converter at Talking-Poker

saw flop | saw showdown

Button ($14.10)
SB Hero ($103.85)
BB BB ($97.90)
UTG ($106.70)
UTG+1 ($120.15)
CO ($99.65)

Preflop: Hero is in the SB with A A
4 folds, Hero raises to 3.50, BB raises to 16.00, Hero calls 13.00.

Flop (34.00) 7 9 J
Hero checks, BB bets 21.00, Hero moves all-in for 86.85, BB moves all-in for 59.90.

Turn (201.75) 4

River (201.75) 7

Hero shows A A
BB shows K A

Hero wins 201.75 with Two pair, Ace's and Seven's with a Jack for a kicker

Variance: Still possibly the biggest bankroll nit on 2+2.

Yeah you won that last one.

Very tricky tarp in first hand.