Okay so i brought u guys the epic "degen stories" thread, and thought we'd make another thread for blackjack.

I usually dont play table/casino games unless im at a casino and the poker room is full... and i just started to play on UB, and everytime i cant find games i just hit the blackjack table.

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anyone care to share their stories?

I once accidentally clicked the BJ button while grinding.

When I was 19 I went to the casino with $100. I was playing $10 min $300 max. I didnt know how really how to play so I didnt play by the book. There were 2 middle age guys at the table playing the max with probably 4-5k behind them. I didnt hit when I was supposed to and didnt stand when I was supposed to which lead to several consecutive loses for them. They started complaining and I said "If you cant afford to gamble then dont". The dealer laughed and I got up and left.

Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance Here's where you put your whines and wins.

Mind sharing your own...? It's kinda expected when you make the thread...

I went to vegas and they compd me drinks at the blackjack table and i started tipping the other players @ my table 25$ chips. I dont know how much i lost but i definitely suck @ blackjack

This seems like a good place to quote my previous post

Only god knows the series of circumstances that came through for me tonight. I went to my student union (university bar) tonight and drunk many, many beers. My girlfriend wasn't with me so naturally I keep my hands off the ladies - one blonde fit, fit, fit girl gave me a lapdance. I did not push her off. This is only one small part of the chaos theory.

Her dancing stopped me going to buy another beer. As I sat there, feeling her arse grinding on me and doing my best not to touch her with my hands (of course, I did not!) I then escaped this situation by 'needing' the toilet. I went outside to the smoking area to find some acquaintances with which I might make laugh with my previous situation. Standing outside in the smoking area slowly put me off and sobered me up - not to mention making me stink like an unwashed arse. I decided to go home.

Once I got home, as I usually do in moments when I'm by myself, I was self-berating for all the things I could and should of done. I lay in bed thinking about things I would do tomorrow, tomorrow, 'tomorrow.. tomorrow! always tomorrow Jed! Do something. Now!' Now being 2:00 am I wasn't really sure what I was gonna do. My energy and drunken rage had caused my dick to fill with wildy pumping blood, and I loaded up thehun, furiously whacking my swollen member to bursting point.

And beyond!

So I'm sitting there, cum dribbling out of my japs eye. I think to myself right, its time to get my bankroll back. I had grinded out 600 dollars from 6max sngs on pstars in a continuous upswing but then banned my account for a week in order to get ready for my next semester. I then managed (through stupidity, degeneracy, bad luck) to lose about 300 quid since last Saturday through other poker rooms, home games and gambling. Rest assured, my luck has been quite bad. To put things in perspective, I am a 2nd year student getting by on government loans and I have roughly £50 ($80) a week to spend on everything that isn't rent. It aint easy.

Tonight though. Intoxicated and relieved of my sperm... I thought right, I feel like a ****ing god now. I remember months and months ago on UB I managed to make 500 dollars on the blackjack before giving it back straight away, before withdrawal. I thought right, **** it. I have (600 dollars - 480 or so I lost this week) left to gamble with. I went on UB and found 20 dollars from a long time ago so I put it all on my first hand and lost with 20 vs dealer showing 4. It was then a 50/50 - how good was my luck REALLY? Had I just proven to myself what really was happening? A drunk bum. Down on his luck. Down on his money.

Before I knew it, it was asking for my card number. I sat there, paused. A moment, a decision that has changed my life for the next year. I thought, **** it.

**** IT

Lets get to the chase. $100 in, $3.5k out. This works out about £2200 which pays off my student overdraft and kind of enables a little bit of wiggle room in between. A little bit (LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL). The real challenge begins now - can I resist the urge to blow it again? I have to remember I was in fact on a sick, sick run. It will probably never happen again.

Brag: I won money
Beat: Resist urge to do it again, + they charge 50 dollars for bank transfer like the cheating ****pigs they are.
Variance: I can't actually withdraw for 48 hours. Longest 48 hours of my life.com

CLIFF NOTES
- Loses money
- Gets drunk
- Rages at self
- Turns 60 pounds into 2200 pounds
- Posts here
- LoLoLoLoL
- Still drunk
- UPDATE - (later turned it into 2700)

I once got dealt a black ace and a black jack and won 15$.

true story

Created a flawless martingale system which i used to run up a few thousand in tournament scores on UB up to about $9,725ish. Thought it would be a good idea to have and even 10k in my account for my bank wire, so i played a few more hands of BJ...you can guess the rest.

Played blackjack before and almost got progressive jackpot playing $5 + $1 royal match bets.
Had KQ of hearts and got 50 to 1

FUUU BLACKJACK


that is all

Let us know when you've lost it all back, as you surely will.

+1

I'm drunk and in AC for New Year's Eve. I'm in Bally's I think and for some reason we walk down the the Wild West casino which I don't really recommend. It's about330am and I might be up 50-100 after playing blackjack earlier in the night. I stumble up to a table called "double exposure" blackjack. To this day I still think I might have hallucinated what happened next.

I sit down and read the rules and basically its just like blackjack only the dealers hole card is exposed YOU CAN SEE THE DAMN HOLE CARD. There are a bunch of other rules like blackjack pays even, player loses ties, only double on 10 or 11, and maybe some other stuff.

Luckily for us I don't think the dealer had ever dealt this game and the floor didn't seem to have a clue. I sat down with 100 on a 15 dollar table and ran it up to 2.5k in about 2 hours. The dealer didn't know the rules and was pushing ties, letting us double down on any two cards(this is pretty huge incase you didn't know) and paying blackjacks normal. The floor was standing there the entire time watching us win. Eventually they caught on and started to enforce the proper rules(after reading them off the card on the table). My friends and I still talk about it as the 4 of us all walked away pretty big winners. There was this poor man that couldn't win to save his life and a lost of cash(2k at least) I felt bad for him.

When I was in college I went over to my friends bookies house to play. He wanted to be the bank due to the fact he had more money that all of us combined. We started out at 10$ min / 100$ max. I was like great! All I had was $100 and I figured I had wasted my time since I would probably be busted in 10 minutes. But low and behold 3 hours later I left up $1700. Never went back and used it for the rest of the semster to bet on football. FFFFFUUUUUU NFL.

I was playing on Doyle Brunson Poker Network casino. $150 and $5 bets, I was getting robbed, lost 22/24 hands, dealer either hit BJ or 21 a total of 14 times in that slot. Won very few times, lost consistantly playing optimum strategy.

Beat: Lost $150, until.....
Brag: Emailed casino, labeled transactions as fraudulent, and got my money back
Variance: DBPN locks my account with no explanation - I win.

grinded my 100$ rakeback to 2k in a week, cashed out 1k, lost 1k on blackjack, bought in 1500, lost the rest.