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Didn't read, but scanned and saw one huge flaw in your made up story...

Benyamine was playing 1000NLO8 (5/10 NL Omaha 8/b)...Not so much man...

But nice try...

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09-05-2008 , 08:16 PM

#53

PowaHauss

old hand

Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 1,257

kinda sad degenerate story but

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to think about it makes me want to punch cows in the face

is just pure gold lol

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09-05-2008 , 08:41 PM

#54

Alzke

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Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 566

lol

i thought i wasnt going to laugh but it started rolling when you pulled the book case over . gl OP

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09-05-2008 , 09:50 PM

#55

romantwo

grinder

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 537

Definitely fake, but entertaining

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09-05-2008 , 09:58 PM

#56

LysSta

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Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 977

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Originally Posted by Britessential

how can you laugh at this man's obvious misfortune.

how can we not laugh at you

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09-05-2008 , 10:13 PM

#57

Minor Threat

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Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 2,371

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Originally Posted by King Niche

Then I did the most inforgivable thing. I sold my girlfriends poodle for 8 buy ins at 50nl and I started to grind that **** out. when my girlfriend got home she asked where the dog was and I said that it ran away and she freaked out and asked why I didnt go look, I said I looked round the house for it and in the backyard but it probably wanted to live in the country in its natural habitats. She went NUTS and started hitting me and thats when I squashed her face up against the window I know I shouldnt have done but I was so MAD!!!!!!!!!

This here is nice

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09-05-2008 , 10:15 PM

#58

niss

Wood

Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 17,055

Definitely true. I bought the dog.

When I asked how much he wanted for the dog, he said "4 buy ins at 100 NL". I negotiated him down. Good deal.

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09-05-2008 , 10:35 PM

#59

doabarrelroll

centurion

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 131

i lol'd

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09-05-2008 , 10:41 PM

#60

pfc_ivan12323232

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Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 4,131

Was this your dog?

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09-05-2008 , 10:43 PM

#61

AK Fisher

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GRIMSTAR ???

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09-05-2008 , 11:01 PM

#62

SpartanDoug

journeyman

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 244

If nothing else, I give OP credit for coming up with this story. If remotely true, I have no f'ing clue how to respond. Wow.

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09-05-2008 , 11:38 PM

#63

I Hate the Spurs

grinder

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 468

100% not true...OP is obv using a gimmick account for attention whorism.

If you dont know who OP is for real - dont worry about it...no need to know...waste of time anyway.

OP, I dont think anyone learned a lesson from this crap btw...aside from maybe a good laugh. (which obv was not your intention)

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09-05-2008 , 11:39 PM

#64

Do You See Why

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Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 669

i like the part where you beat the **** out of your girlfriend. **** deserved it.

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09-05-2008 , 11:40 PM

#65

Qoheleth

enthusiast

Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 99

Pure gold.

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poker makes me want to punch cows in the face

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poker took everything from me including my woman and my poodle..

Should be 6th star for this thread.

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09-06-2008 , 01:20 AM

#66

B1ight

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Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 929

i remember back in the day when BBV was funny, just because... now people try WAY to hard to be funny... its lost so much of its shine =(

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09-06-2008 , 01:42 AM

#67

MyironThumb

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haha awesome read thanks

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09-06-2008 , 01:57 AM

#68

TurdFerguson

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Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 1,673

punching cows in the face < donkey punching?

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09-06-2008 , 02:10 AM

#69

Heisenb3rg

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A++

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09-06-2008 , 02:19 AM

#70

Sorcerer808

adept

Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 1,116

wow some ppl take the time to read these?

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09-06-2008 , 02:23 AM

#71

Psyzoid

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Originally Posted by elgreenhornet

brittessential?

funny. i was thinking the same thing. :P

great story, though.

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09-06-2008 , 02:37 AM

#72

arvia1984

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Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 557

This story made me lol a few times. I think the OP is one of those concerned religious folk from some anti-gambling coalition that posted a story to demonstrate the "harsh realities" of a life of poker.