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09-05-2008 , 06:34 PM

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King Niche

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U know when u eat and sleep something means you basically thought of nothing else

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09-05-2008 , 06:36 PM

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Crazy Porto

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i so wish this was true

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09-05-2008 , 06:37 PM

#28

Jw513

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Originally Posted by King Niche

she left and I seriously thought about throwing a milk bottle at her ass but instead I threw a slipper at her car..

This was hilarious

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09-05-2008 , 06:37 PM

#29

MrE2All

journeyman

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lol who's on suicide watch?

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09-05-2008 , 06:40 PM

#30

UCDLaCrosse

Pooh-Bah

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[x] 17 cases of set over set

GRAFF OR /THREAD.

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09-05-2008 , 06:40 PM

#31

HojoMofo

adept

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oh man, priceless **** right there, good read op

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09-05-2008 , 06:42 PM

#32

Andy Pipkin

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[ ] real
[x] funny

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09-05-2008 , 06:48 PM

#33

Tryptamean

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jesus christ that story sucked ass. you guys should all be ashamed of yourselves for recommending this ****.

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09-05-2008 , 06:48 PM

#34

Britessential

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how can you laugh at this man's obvious misfortune.

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09-05-2008 , 07:17 PM

#35

CCx

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Originally Posted by King Niche

she said she was leaving and I said "go then u fat sloth puppet", (she is fat)

lol

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09-05-2008 , 07:20 PM

#36

Astyanax

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Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 2,877

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Originally Posted by Jzo19

all i c is a big block of letters

cliffnotes plz

I love when people say this but then read it anyway. You're not going to reply because that would prove you read it you needledck! Loved this story.

Got nothing on Nutsinyamouth's stories stuff, wow.

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09-05-2008 , 07:26 PM

#37

lucky_scrote

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your grammar makes this story fake

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09-05-2008 , 07:26 PM

#38

Borknagar

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Originally Posted by Britessential

how can you laugh at this man's obvious misfortune.

Because it's not real, this is the internetz.

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09-05-2008 , 07:29 PM

#39

TheCanoe

lazy degen

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 11,672

you were about to hut down the table when you were the BB next?

And do you have a wife or a GF?

Cliffnotes plz, I only skimmed

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09-05-2008 , 07:29 PM

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99killed

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[x] poodle
[x] fat girlfriend
[ ] winning player
[ ] true story

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09-05-2008 , 07:30 PM

#41

MaxRaises

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A+++++++++++++

hahaha

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09-05-2008 , 07:45 PM

#42

§437 Nr. 3

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err...wat

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09-05-2008 , 07:46 PM

#43

Biko

Pokercast Pwner

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Originally Posted by King Niche

I sold my girlfriends poodle for 8 buy ins at 50nl

Without question, this is the best line.

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09-05-2008 , 07:50 PM

#44

meow_meow

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Originally Posted by King Niche

I have been a lurker for 2 years here learning and now I want to share my story..

Then over the next two days I lost the rest of my roll at 5/10 to the most disgusting beats, OMG...I had AA vs KK, lose, I had set of queens, lose to runner straight 5 times in a row, I had 17 cases of set vs overset and I lost to a straight flush 4 times, and a better straight flush once in 29k pot

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Excellent story, but the bit above ruins the effect. Didn't want to laugh (althogh it was crazy funny) in case it was true, until I got to this part.

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09-05-2008 , 07:54 PM

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WhySoSerious?

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even if it is true its still ****in funny. i laugh at everyone who has no concept of bankroll managemnt and go bust.

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09-05-2008 , 07:56 PM

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Britessential

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Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 845

You obviously didn't read where he said he had 80 buy-ins at 5/10 before he moved up.

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09-05-2008 , 07:59 PM

#47

Abdullaev

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tldr

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09-05-2008 , 07:59 PM

#48

Injection

old hand

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Originally Posted by King Niche

she said she hated me " you needle dick idiot" (it is small)

would have been priceless

good story though.

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09-05-2008 , 08:00 PM

#49

WhySoSerious?

journeyman

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 357

he also went bust with 5 buy ins after he sold the poodle. ever hear of stop losses?

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09-05-2008 , 08:04 PM

#50

DiscoBisco

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Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,701

god whatta donk. why should we feel sorry for someone who donked off their whole roll cuz they suck at poker?

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