Bad beat stories suck so just the cliff's notes:

Fat, ugly, terrible playing, compulsive lying* Commerce donkey puts a 25:1 bad beat on me in a $1000 pot (AK vs. Q9 QJT flop all-in no flush draw) and then gloats like he proved something because apparently I've pissed him off by being much less fat and ugly, and hopefully much less terrible at playing.


Double Beat: I was actually being as nice as I possibly could because he's ****ing terrible.

Brag: Not yet fat, ugly, or old.

Variance: Great action all around from LAPC first event fish.


*You'd know him if you played against him. Fat, ugly old guy who's always desperately trying to impress the table with tales about his fantastic law practice and the women he's ****ed/married and the children he's fathered in various countries - but when pressed for the slightest detail just can't come up with anything.

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