Beat: My wife married me for the monies - Page 5 - Poker Beats Brags and Variance

dude i'd get a tomato. then i'd put the tomato on her pillow. if she fails to notice this she will rest her head against the tomato and get juice in her hair.

+1 for tomatoing her pillow.

12-22-2009 , 01:33 AM

#102

NeverS@yDie

centurion

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 116

I actually know the people that put those signs up in Aus and sent the news there the pics of the signs before they put them up, good times.

12-22-2009 , 01:38 AM

#103

schindler

banned

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 174

Wimply i sent GL funds to your pokerstars account. karma baby and dont ever bitch at me again or make threads targetting me...or else.

Shipped $7.77

12-22-2009 , 01:39 AM

#104

tressizback

centurion

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 134

No no no. If you really want to ruin her life- here is how it can be done. You need to buy a fairly large amount of cocaine. Cook it up into crack- penalties are MUCH more severe for crack. Break it up into small quantities- put it with decent number of bills. Place in her car- figure out way to get her fingerprints on bag before or after u place drugs in them. Wait til she leaves- call the cops and bam! The slut goes to jail- becomes a convicted felon, and you my friend are home free. PLus the felony thing will look great in court if she tries to come back and take any of ur posessions or leach any longer. Good luck my friend

12-22-2009 , 01:41 AM

#105

Oopspoops

banned

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 709

I like the whole mexico idea you had, just dont forget to nut in both her eyes in the night so when she wakes up in the morning her eyelids will be jizzed shut.

12-22-2009 , 01:42 AM

#106

JSMcTilty

enthusiast

Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 69

You should put a bar of soap in her coffee.

12-22-2009 , 01:43 AM

#107

The Detonator

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 4,017

Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait waaaaiiitttttt a minute

Why is this a beat?

12-22-2009 , 01:44 AM

#108

timfbmx

veteran

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 3,227

women are the true rake OP

12-22-2009 , 01:45 AM

#109

where da ho go

grinder

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 401

LOL at the evil mofos in this thread.

12-22-2009 , 01:48 AM

#110

Transa

banned

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,012

Quote:

Originally Posted by where da ho go

LOL at the evil mofos in this thread.

yeah injecting her with aids, I wonder who posted that...?

12-22-2009 , 01:50 AM

#111

where da ho go

grinder

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 401

Quote:

Originally Posted by Transa

yeah injecting her with aids, I wonder who posted that...?

Never said I was any better

12-22-2009 , 01:50 AM

#112

MoneyBagz

journeyman

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 243

Quote:

Originally Posted by tressizback

i saw a news story like this, guy sprinkled crack in food that she ate put it in her purse and car , then called cops, ill try to find link

12-22-2009 , 01:50 AM

#113

icancount2one

adept

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 894

Get her pregnant, then make sure she sees an email you wrote about "marrying her for her uterus". Then cheat cheat cheat.

12-22-2009 , 01:51 AM

#114

rtk

grinder

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 650

this is such a fake story. if not hope you have a pre nup and obviously divorce her if not lol

12-22-2009 , 02:00 AM

#115

Tumaterminator

HOCKEY!

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 26,437

desperate accountants don't get prenups afaik

12-22-2009 , 02:01 AM

#116

PLAYOFFS

veteran

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,058

Did you sign a prenup?!

12-22-2009 , 02:04 AM

#117

Monarchy113

adept

Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 1,015

beat: married a woman you had secks w/ the night you met her (?)

12-22-2009 , 02:10 AM

#118

knivesout

hot gay mess

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12-22-2009 , 02:11 AM

#119

PLAYOFFS

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Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,058

12-22-2009 , 02:15 AM

#120

SayGN

adept

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 1,150

obviously make a sex tape (as raunchy as possible), do the whole divorce thing, end it as cleanly as possible, and then release the sex tape to the world...send it to all the major sex tube sites (and 2+2, ldo)...obv send her a copy of the video in dvd form and a link to all the sites it is posted on. With the DVD, include a note that says "I married you for the p ssy" Done and Done.

12-22-2009 , 02:17 AM

#121

arourel13

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 55

GOLD

12-22-2009 , 02:19 AM

#122

MostlyBS

adept

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 886

Hide all your money, build up some debt but not too much to the point where you can't recover from, convince her that you lost your job and is now broke, If she stays with you, the email you saw is meaningless. If she leaves you, then post nudes of her.