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12-22-2009 , 07:59 PM

#351

meyou

adept

Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 702

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrussel2k1

Fail in this DUCY?

[ ] Married women give BJ's

I get BJ's from married women all the time

12-22-2009 , 08:03 PM

#352

ziny

newbie

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 43

12-22-2009 , 08:07 PM

#353

Ckestor

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 192

Talk to a good lawyer and try to do the best you can to divorce without giving her any money. Try to convince her to invest ur savings into online poker or something on your name. Don't let her know that you want to divorce and know that she married you for the money. Don't loose her trust.

Dude it was so hard for me not to joke on a topic like this but you really have to do this. **** stupid bithes I hate them. I really hope you succeed in this, don't forget to post here and be carfull that she doesn't see this topic.

12-22-2009 , 08:12 PM

#354

wimply

banned

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 53

Update:

Well everyone someone on here sent the link to my wife and she came and read the thread - I am very disappointed - this thread was going to be big - I had a whole tonne of stuff to post until someone did that - down below was one of the things I was going to agree to, to prove it was true - so you can blame whoever sent the link -

Chiren
centurion

Join Date: Jun 2009
Posts: 126 Interview request

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Hello there,

I read your story about what happened to you and was wondering if you'd be interested to do a voice interview while i would be livestreaming it.

So you'd be a special guest and i'd be asking questions and interact with other people watching the livestream and they would also be asking questions.

It would last as long as you wish. If you are interested feel free to let me know when it suits you the best.

Kind regards and happy new year,

Chiren

12-22-2009 , 08:15 PM

#355

FuriousWorld

banned

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 423

Quote:

Originally Posted by wimply

Chiren is a bitch.

12-22-2009 , 08:20 PM

#356

xxGreat1xx

adept

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 1,050

Quote:

Originally Posted by tylerg

guy threatening to kill himself had 122 views 121 replies

hahaha this isn't getting enough love

12-22-2009 , 08:23 PM

#357

slatur

adept

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 980

did you put a tomato on her pillow yet?

12-22-2009 , 08:34 PM

#358

M.A.H.P.'s

veteran

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 2,678

only ONE question: what is a prenuMp?
o/u op's age: 16

12-22-2009 , 08:43 PM

#359

Jbron01

adept

Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 1,137

Chiren ITT(sorta)

awaiting next update

12-22-2009 , 08:45 PM

#360

dwainbro

centurion

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 111

Quote:

Originally Posted by ziny

LOL snooki

12-22-2009 , 08:48 PM

#361

xxGreat1xx

adept

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 1,050

Quote:

Originally Posted by ziny

haha WTF? what is this from?

12-22-2009 , 08:48 PM

#362

LonesomeFugitive

banned

Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 2,049

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tapow Dayok

Your mistake here was getting married to an American woman. Don't do that again.

FYP. OP obv should have read www.nomarriage.com before he decided to get married.

12-22-2009 , 08:51 PM

#363

wimply

banned

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 53

Quote:

Originally Posted by wimply

To add to this, would the person care to explain why they would do such a dickless thing - Are you one of those lonely kids that are planning to shoot up your highschool?

12-22-2009 , 09:13 PM

#364

disasterflop

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,619

How the hell would someone get your wifes email address?

12-22-2009 , 09:15 PM

#365

PenaltyMan

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 1,201

Whoever did it is a queer.

12-22-2009 , 09:15 PM

#366

wimply

banned

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 53

Quote:

Originally Posted by disasterflop

How the hell would someone get your wifes email address?

On page #17 and #19 some dip**** posted my wifes name and mentioned facebook - and I assume the ****wad messaged her on there

12-22-2009 , 09:26 PM

#367

Tien

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 8,671

RESULTS WITH WIFE?

CONVERSATION WITH WIFE AFTER SHE READ THREAD?

Is divorce on its way?

12-22-2009 , 09:39 PM

#368

twak

enthusiast

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 65

Liars go to hell.

12-22-2009 , 10:04 PM

#369

DonTwam

banned

Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 401

12-22-2009 , 10:09 PM

#370

swd805

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 6,955

Quote:

Originally Posted by DonTwam

QFLOL

12-22-2009 , 10:15 PM

#371

schindler

banned

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 174

What a piece of deadbeat scum for doing that. What did your wife say and do you have any black eyes to show?

12-22-2009 , 10:59 PM

#372

Hood-Flat

adept

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 1,197

NO ****ING WAY!

12-22-2009 , 11:00 PM

#373

Hood-Flat

adept

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 1,197

I just read this whole thread. FML.

12-22-2009 , 11:01 PM

#374

Hood-Flat

adept

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 1,197

Could it be someone PM'd her facebook for validity, and in return, she said OP was a ****ing fake weirdo and if all pictures were not taken down immediately she would sue for slander and defamation of character?