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11-25-2013 , 06:43 PM

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omnishakira

High Troller

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 9,732

sometimes you can get extra stuff, do extra deals, get a random token. things like that

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11-25-2013 , 06:43 PM

#27

spacehippie

old hand

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,240

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Originally Posted by Morphismus

The question is somewhat valid though. Why that chat business before depositing?

I usually chat with customer service (if they have that option) to find out what deposit bonus i am able to get. Sometimes you get more based on the amount your depositing. Plus you can make sure your code is still valid.

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11-25-2013 , 06:59 PM

#28

PokerPlayer66

banned

Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 699

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Originally Posted by omnishakira

sometimes I actually get to talk to a girl, which is about the only contact with the opposite sex I ever get

FYP

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11-25-2013 , 08:25 PM

#29

David123

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 8,819

Dennis more like it. Dude with girl screenname to fool lovesick poker players seems semi standard to me.

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11-25-2013 , 08:33 PM

#30

Mecastyles

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 4,657

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Originally Posted by Haarlem91

Francois?

Poor thing

ok taco

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11-25-2013 , 08:51 PM

#31

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,926

Not sure why all the hate to Denise. (S)he tried to max her EV, bet you a 5K deposit, you raised her with another bonus, she folded. This stuff happens when you interact with salespeople. It's not like hey if you deposit 5K i'm gonna meet you for dinner....

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11-25-2013 , 09:24 PM

#32

SGT RJ

Twitching

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 48,792

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Originally Posted by Rob_10108

LOL yeah she's really hating on your ****ty 2nl threads that noone gives a **** about

I mean he's got a point, as a matter of principle I do hate whiny bitches.

But it's not a deep seated fiery hate. It's more like an "lol you are such a ****ing moron" hate.

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11-26-2013 , 07:55 AM

#33

Sheep86

Beat : The most pathetic attempt at making me deposit more ever

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,955

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11-26-2013 , 09:41 AM

#34

never fade

adept

Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 1,026

So the answer is butthurt then?

And this; -

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Originally Posted by Haarlem91

Francois?

Poor thing

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11-26-2013 , 10:50 AM

#35

bingsa

old hand

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 1,229

I'm pretty sure Denise was hitting on you.

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11-26-2013 , 10:59 AM

#36

TimDawn

banned

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 226

Did you get those digits Francois?

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11-26-2013 , 12:30 PM

#37

Zevrex

journeyman

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 255

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Originally Posted by Balancing

In before denise and macy are actually mohamed and mustaphah

you win the internet

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11-26-2013 , 12:46 PM

#38

F2012

adept

Join Date: Oct 2012 Posts: 1,167

OP should get "Francois" as an undertitle

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11-26-2013 , 02:50 PM

#39

NomoneyHU.

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 6,061

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Originally Posted by PokerPlayer66

Why the **** do you need to talk to anyone before depositing? Just go to the cashier tab and ****ing do it yourself.

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Originally Posted by SGT RJ

Why the **** do you keep starting ****ty threads about 2NL? Keep your ****ty "super cooler" to yourself.

HIROSHIMA'D

Last edited by NomoneyHU.; 11-26-2013 at 02:50 PM. Reason: THE GREAT REKTONING IS UPON US

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11-26-2013 , 03:00 PM

#40

Everest17

veteran

Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 3,235

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Originally Posted by Balancing

In before denise and macy are actually mohamed and mustaphah

hahaha

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11-26-2013 , 03:12 PM

#41

looodi

newbie

Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 15

why dont you just start 50% with what you are planning to deposit?(in the chat, then give them the impression that yes your gonna depo more and more. to get bonuses)

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11-26-2013 , 03:22 PM

#42

omnishakira

High Troller

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 9,732

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Originally Posted by looodi

why dont you just start 50% with what you are planning to deposit?(in the chat, then give them the impression that yes your gonna depo more and more. to get bonuses)

yeah i tot about doing this just logging off with macy and retry with 2k but I was just too lazy to do that for a 10$ and I kinda felt like not everybody will actually offer me the 10$ so i said **** it

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11-26-2013 , 03:37 PM

#43

MultiTabling

old hand

Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 1,849

The real beat is that you're 28 years old and spend your spare time trolling in BBV.

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11-26-2013 , 03:53 PM

#44

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,715

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Originally Posted by MultiTabling

The real beat is that you're 28 years old and spend your spare time trolling in BBV.

Yeah he should do it when he's retired like you.

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11-26-2013 , 03:54 PM

#45

omnishakira

High Troller

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 9,732

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Originally Posted by MultiTabling

The real beat is that you're 28 years old and spend your spare time trolling in BBV.

ive more spare time in my life than you have awake time thats the beauty of playing da pokerz

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11-26-2013 , 04:12 PM

#46

NomoneyHU.

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 6,061

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Originally Posted by MultiTabling

The real beat is that you're 28 years old and spend your spare time trolling in BBV.

OverRustle

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11-26-2013 , 11:52 PM

#47

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,911

Colin Piddle approves of this thread. Scumbag chat support. How annoying were the titan poker ones that would ring u up like once a week. OMNI has upped his game in BBV over the last 6 weeks or so. Keep up the good work.

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11-26-2013 , 11:55 PM

#48

SweatOnMySkin

journeyman

Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 253

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Originally Posted by SGT RJ

I mean he's got a point, as a matter of principle I do hate whiny bitches.

Woman, can you for one second stop your incessant whining??!!!!

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11-27-2013 , 01:08 AM

#49

Bad Luck Brian

journeyman

Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 265

Why didn't you deposit the 5k OP? Dont you want more to play?

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11-27-2013 , 06:22 AM

#50

vote4owl

enthusiast

Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 79

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Originally Posted by David123

Dennis more like it. Dude with girl screenname to fool lovesick poker players seems semi standard to me.

Ranjit more like it.

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