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08-14-2010 , 02:14 AM
Hey,

Had two ****ty hands last night which are pretty standard, but so ****ing annoying that people play this way....

Hand 1

Gav800 (btn) 6 10

6 players see the flop.... ($60)

9 5 3

Check check check check check, gav800 bets $25... 2 callers (pot $135)

Turn K

check check, gav800 bets $60... 1 caller (pot $255)

River J

check... gav800 bets $80... villain tanks, tanks, tanks
villain says "oh man, I bet you hit the jack for your gutshot... i know you did"
villain crying calls.

Villain shows 9 9
Gav800 "ffs"... mucks

Like how the **** can the guy just flat call the whole way? It's just such a nitty ****ing play, especially on a 6-handed flop... no way I can put flat callers on a set or calling a river bet when the river is a blank.

Hand 2

Gav800 2 4

6 handed flop again ($60)

Flop A 7 3

check check check check chekc

Turn 9

check check check check gav800 bets $20.... 2 callers (pot $120)

River 10

check check ... gav800 bets $65... fold, call.

Villain shows A 4 (A pair of Aces) ... wins pot $250
Gav800 "ffs" mucks

Tilt's me how ppl can mis-play their hands so bad .... like checking top-set in a 6-handed 2suited,2connector flop??? flatting 1-pair, bad kicker the whole way with 6-handed on the turn? ... wtf? sometimes I think these people are trying to give their manies to me with such bad play :@
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08-14-2010 , 02:16 AM
lol I read the "checks" in my mind like Chris Berman says "tick TICK...tick TICK tick."
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08-14-2010 , 02:24 AM
your a fool man, just quit posting. nobody cares about your fake hands.
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08-14-2010 , 02:24 AM
Oh my God, T6s and 42s lost.
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08-14-2010 , 02:28 AM
idk how do you misplay your hand so bad?
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08-14-2010 , 02:40 AM
ffs...
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08-14-2010 , 02:41 AM
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Originally Posted by DRybes
Oh my God, T6s and 42s lost.
yea, I'm complaining because my T6 and 42 weren't the best hand.

FFS read the hands you nit... htf do you slow-play 999 6-handed and flat-call the river with 1pair when it was 6-handed on turn... are my whinges
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08-14-2010 , 02:52 AM
ROFL I love donks that would play any 2 crap cards as long as they are suited

If you want to bluff then bet more !!!

Such min bets + playing crap hands = perfect donk's skill.
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08-14-2010 , 03:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Wikun
ROFL I love donks that would play any 2 crap cards as long as they are suited

If you want to bluff then bet more !!!

Such min bets + playing crap hands = perfect donk's skill.
This LOL. Villians got max value for their hands, obv T and 4 high are folding to a raise anyway. WP villians, WP. Mad valuetowning via bluff-inducement, props.
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08-14-2010 , 03:53 AM
Man I get confused on 2+2.... Half of the people on here are reg online pros/semi-pros and the other half are the dumbest ****ing degens on earth.

Like at the poker table you'd just say "meh oh well, can't win em all" ... but on 2+2 I'd kinda expect people to understand the basics of poker.

Should have a poker competency test to be allowed to post imo.
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08-14-2010 , 03:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Wikun
ROFL I love donks that would play any 2 crap cards as long as they are suited

If you want to bluff then bet more !!!
6c Tc isn't far off ideal starting hand in a ring game. 8c9c is pretty much my fav. hand and the best hand to see preflop imo (apart from AA/KK/QQ obv).

Over-betting looks like a bluff... value betting looks like value betting. IMO, over-bets should get called off more often than value bets.... so therefore, I value bet.... the beat though is that the players are too stupid to realize that it's a value bet and just think "hmmm oh i think my pair of aces are worth $50.. ill play "
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08-14-2010 , 04:13 AM
adjust to your opponents, fish
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08-14-2010 , 04:23 AM
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Originally Posted by gav800
Man I get confused on 2+2.... Half of the people on here are reg online pros/semi-pros and the other half are the dumbest ****ing degens on earth.

Like at the poker table you'd just say "meh oh well, can't win em all" ... but on 2+2 I'd kinda expect people to understand the basics of poker.

Should have a poker competency test to be allowed to post imo.
they are trying to get a reaction imo, like this cat:

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08-14-2010 , 04:41 AM
Know what I hate? Rush poker. FU FTP.
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08-14-2010 , 05:04 AM
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Originally Posted by ToTheInternet
they are trying to get a reaction imo, like this cat:
Nar, I read a thread in BBV today from a guy claiming JOKERSTARS was rigged because his AK got beat by JJ lol.

2+2 needs to ride itself of the ******s imo.

Get everyone to use SnG Wizz or similar... if they can make +EV decision 90/100 ... then they can post. but until then... view-only mode.
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08-14-2010 , 05:04 AM
Move up to where they respect you're giving them 3-1.
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08-14-2010 , 05:06 AM
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Originally Posted by savva86
adjust to your opponents, fish
this ffs
ban op
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08-14-2010 , 06:15 AM
So you're calling with any two low suited cards and are complaining that your opponents are misplaying their hands...?
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08-14-2010 , 07:29 AM
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08-14-2010 , 07:32 AM
wtf is this?
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08-14-2010 , 08:02 AM
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Originally Posted by gav800
Tilt's me how ppl can mis-play their hands so bad ...
... when it should make you happy. You are not making any sense here.
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08-14-2010 , 08:29 AM
Nice bet sizing
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08-14-2010 , 08:45 AM
I bet your opponents like playing against you.
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08-14-2010 , 08:58 AM
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Originally Posted by gav800
Man I get confused on 2+2.... Half of the people on here are reg online pros/semi-pros and the other half are the dumbest ****ing degens on earth.

Like at the poker table you'd just say "meh oh well, can't win em all" ... but on 2+2 I'd kinda expect people to understand the basics of poker.

Should have a poker competency test to be allowed to post imo.
engrish no my first ranguage but is this irony?
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08-14-2010 , 09:01 AM
if this thread isn't a level, the end of BBV might be near....

OP please kill yourself
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