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11-06-2009 , 11:50 PM

stedfunk

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Some guy gave me a dollar on pokerstars a few weeks ago, I got it up to $2.50 then gave my friend a dollar because I felt rich. Shortly after that I went on a huge $1.50 down swing and now I can't play online poker anymore. Anybody want to give me a dollar so I can stone cold 2 table grind the micro stakes again?

As a thanks in advance I give you 1 large breasted asian

Last edited by stedfunk; 11-06-2009 at 11:56 PM.

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11-06-2009 , 11:55 PM

JuanValdez

centurion

Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 129

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Originally Posted by stedfunk

stfu, gtfo

/ban op

diafg

edit: after threadsaver - nominate to mod plz

Last edited by JuanValdez; 11-07-2009 at 12:00 AM. Reason: THREAD SAVER

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11-07-2009 , 12:11 AM

Number1Hater

Confused About Butt Stuff

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i effing hate azns

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11-07-2009 , 12:26 AM

stedfunk

enthusiast

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Nobody hates asian tits except satan and nazis

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11-07-2009 , 12:44 AM

grimripper21

old hand

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,482

same thing happened to me today OP, except for like 350. ran really terribly in big tourneys, tilt into above where i usually play, get it in 3-1 before river...no good. kq, nice hand man. good call. no threadsaver for me. so my post = worthless.

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11-07-2009 , 01:02 AM

TuckFard

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omg, what a cool story!!

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11-07-2009 , 01:26 AM

phishman

Booty Connoisseur

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ban```

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11-07-2009 , 01:27 AM

TheNextDurrrr

grinder

Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 664

Lol at making fun of other thread "Stone cold grinding"
WP OP

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11-07-2009 , 01:42 AM

timfbmx

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shipped

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11-07-2009 , 01:46 AM

#10

cds0699

LOSING

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orb yrots looc

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11-07-2009 , 01:57 AM

#11

stedfunk

enthusiast

Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 62

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Originally Posted by TheNextDurrrr

Lol at making fun of other thread "Stone cold grinding"
WP OP

was hoping it would amuse somebody enough to send me a dollar to play lol but no luck

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11-07-2009 , 10:28 AM

#12

Uppercut

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 4,110

I hear big-titted Asians can be rented for a buck fiddy.

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11-07-2009 , 10:53 AM

#13

inthepub5

banned

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 3,994

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Originally Posted by Uppercut

I hear big-titted Asians can be rented for a buck fiddy.

not tree buck fiddy?

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11-07-2009 , 10:55 AM

#14

cds0699

LOSING

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 9,018

[ ] $1.50 is a bankroll

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11-07-2009 , 12:22 PM

#15

MILEHIMECHANIC

journeyman

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 331

I doubt OP is capable of grinding to 2.50 and has no friends to give a 1.00 to if he had one.tread saver is only thing saving this ----- nahhhh GTFO!

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11-07-2009 , 12:33 PM

#16

poker12

adept

Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 1,155

i laughed...worth 1$. what's ur name on stars.

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11-07-2009 , 12:40 PM

#17

J0hny

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 6,489

Without that threadsaver you would be banned,because you know we love asian tits!

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11-07-2009 , 12:59 PM

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a5wantinga10

banned

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,089

are you 12 years old or do you live in china? why don't you have at least $50 to deposit?

give us pics of your house etc and i might ship on stars

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11-07-2009 , 01:34 PM

#19

Accumulate_em

centurion

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 144

claim the 1$ back you gave to ur friend, he'll understand..

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11-07-2009 , 02:15 PM

#20

gonzalo86

old hand

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 1,578

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Originally Posted by inthepub5

not tree buck fiddy?

for sure tree fiddy!

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11-07-2009 , 02:24 PM

#21

Vexed?

grinder

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 481

name and more pics now

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11-07-2009 , 02:47 PM

#22

il_martilo

Pooh-Bah

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Charge interest on the $ to your friend IMO.

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11-07-2009 , 02:51 PM

#23

SaMASHonYA

journeyman

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 223

collect and recycle cans to rebuild your bankroll.

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11-07-2009 , 04:13 PM

#24

stedfunk

enthusiast

Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 62

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Originally Posted by poker12

i laughed...worth 1$. what's ur name on stars.

stedfunk

much appreciated good sir

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Originally Posted by il_martilo

Charge interest on the $ to your friend IMO.

friend talked a big game and said he'd pay me $2 back, friend went busto in about 2 minutes

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Originally Posted by a5wantinga10

are you 12 years old or do you live in china? why don't you have at least $50 to deposit?

give us pics of your house etc and i might ship on stars

I'm 19 and live in a pretty decent neighborhood in Las Vegas, I just want a dollar to entertain myself with. I'm pretty new to online poker. I've always just played random home lolaments that are like $5-$10 buy ins so I want to get a feel for the game before I spend 50 bucks.

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11-07-2009 , 04:28 PM

#25

ImportTax

old hand

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 1,379

Ban the begger

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