So I bought in to play the daily 60 dollars tourney at the Bike, and when the tournament started, there were only 5 players on the table and we played a couple hands until a Mexican guy in his early 40s with 2 coronas in 1 hand and a cup of goose on the rocks in the other hand sat down to my right. 10 seconds after he sat down, HOLY ****@!! somebody dropped a bomb!

OMG the whole f***king table was pissed off and I knew it was the drunkenass next to me.

Anyway, he played the first hand by raising UTG to 2,000 @ 100/200 blind w/ a starting stack of 25,000 chips. BB raised and UTG shoved and was called. BB had AA and UTG had A7 off. Well u know the story..A7 won.

At this time, the whole table was still pissed because somebody dropped a stink bomb and I noticed the drunkenass mofo couldn't even sort out his chips. So the very next hand. I limped w/ QQ and i had 2 callers until the drunkenass guy, which he shoved without looking at his cards. Obviously i called. He showed 23 off. Well you know how it ended.. I stood up, about to wwalk away, and he looked at me and laughed and said, 'yes i dropped the bomb'...

God I hate the Bike.

I think you neglected to mention the part where he actually purchased you.

Jeez the guys PWNS you and you don't even tell him how stupid a donk he is while your walking away. What a bad story. It's ok he probably bubbled.

yes..... i dropped the bomb

jesus. that might call for the old wait till he leaves and note the car an license call cops to report drunk driver move. dont get mad, get even. btw I dont get what mexican guy has to do with anything. just my 02 but can leave that out prolly if the guy is a drunk tool so be it, whatever race.

That's what you get for limping queens.

agree