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BEAT*** Got Owned @ The Bike..Literally.. BEAT*** Got Owned @ The Bike..Literally..

12-31-2009 , 09:39 PM
So I bought in to play the daily 60 dollars tourney at the Bike, and when the tournament started, there were only 5 players on the table and we played a couple hands until a Mexican guy in his early 40s with 2 coronas in 1 hand and a cup of goose on the rocks in the other hand sat down to my right. 10 seconds after he sat down, HOLY ****@!! somebody dropped a bomb!

OMG the whole f***king table was pissed off and I knew it was the drunkenass next to me.

Anyway, he played the first hand by raising UTG to 2,000 @ 100/200 blind w/ a starting stack of 25,000 chips. BB raised and UTG shoved and was called. BB had AA and UTG had A7 off. Well u know the story..A7 won.

At this time, the whole table was still pissed because somebody dropped a stink bomb and I noticed the drunkenass mofo couldn't even sort out his chips. So the very next hand. I limped w/ QQ and i had 2 callers until the drunkenass guy, which he shoved without looking at his cards. Obviously i called. He showed 23 off. Well you know how it ended.. I stood up, about to wwalk away, and he looked at me and laughed and said, 'yes i dropped the bomb'...

God I hate the Bike.
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12-31-2009 , 09:47 PM
I think you neglected to mention the part where he actually purchased you.
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12-31-2009 , 10:31 PM
Jeez the guys PWNS you and you don't even tell him how stupid a donk he is while your walking away. What a bad story. It's ok he probably bubbled.
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12-31-2009 , 10:32 PM
yes..... i dropped the bomb
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12-31-2009 , 10:33 PM
jesus. that might call for the old wait till he leaves and note the car an license call cops to report drunk driver move. dont get mad, get even. btw I dont get what mexican guy has to do with anything. just my 02 but can leave that out prolly if the guy is a drunk tool so be it, whatever race.
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12-31-2009 , 10:34 PM
That's what you get for limping queens.
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12-31-2009 , 10:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by InFlamesWeTrust
That's what you get for limping queens.
agree
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