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07-24-2009 , 08:34 AM

#201

JohnnyKei

journeyman

Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 245

You should move up girlfriends where they respect you necessities

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07-24-2009 , 08:52 AM

#202

ShipMoar

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Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,059

5 stars for pic of the bottle, imo.

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07-24-2009 , 09:27 AM

#203

Lord_Ferus

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 4,805

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Originally Posted by Alobar

shocked at the number of people who are put off by this.....pissing in bottle is completely standard, dunno what the big deal is. Sitting out on all your tables to go piss is hella ******ed.

Also, OP, wtf, why are you on the couch? If the bitch is pissy tell her to go ****ing home.

also drink more water, that piss is waaay to dark

Thats what I actually thought. In fact you had your golden shower dude.. so running over EV seems good

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07-24-2009 , 10:01 AM

#204

S t =0= n a

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Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 2,073

Threads about Pee-Bottles always remind me of this gem of a post:

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Originally Posted by DrawinBlanks

I had AA and I really had to pee. I chose to pee myself and play the hand, although I doubled up, the shame has truly effected my play (perhaps even beyond just this tournament). My question, is it better to fold AA here and go to the bathroom, or take my chances on going on tilt due to being covered in urine?

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07-24-2009 , 10:57 AM

#205

adammclad

centurion

Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 109

you need one of those old people chairs that you can remove the bit you sit on and beneath it is a bowl.....problem solved!!!!!
my girlfreind is much cooler though i once woke up drunk and pissed in the wardrobe.....told her i was trying to melt the snow in narnia

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07-24-2009 , 10:59 AM

#206

S t =0= n a

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Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 2,073

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Originally Posted by adammclad

[...]my girlfreind is much cooler though i once woke up on drugs and pissed in the wardrobe.....told her i was trying to melt the snow in narnia

FYP

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02-01-2010 , 03:04 AM

#207

swd805

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 6,955

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Originally Posted by Brick&MortarKing

Bump

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02-01-2010 , 03:29 AM

#208

Pickled pepperolini

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Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 1,808

Start using non-transperant bottles.

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02-01-2010 , 04:01 AM

#209

HundredsOfStuff

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Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 2,193

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brick&MortarKing

I have been grinding some poker online lately, 10/20 NL. Its pretty soft compared to live poker.

Pee bottle is standard but OP is obv FOS.

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02-01-2010 , 04:36 AM

#210

NoMeansNo

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Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 3,263

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Originally Posted by Ambush

That is 1 poor setup, this is my own battlestation:

lol

and then lol'd again.

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02-01-2010 , 04:44 AM

#211

AceCR9

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,357

maybe shes just upset you pissed in a bottle stead of on her?

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02-01-2010 , 04:53 AM

#212

Bel1eve

grinder

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 518

CLIFFS:

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Originally Posted by LotusEffect

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02-01-2010 , 05:01 AM

#213

Bel1eve

grinder

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 518

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I had AA and I really had to pee. I chose to pee myself and play the hand, although I doubled up, the shame has truly effected my play (perhaps even beyond just this tournament). My question, is it better to fold AA here and go to the bathroom, or take my chances on going on tilt due to being covered in urine?

id say it depends on stakes , anything above nl200 is +EV.

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02-01-2010 , 05:39 AM

#214

DrDonkout

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Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 467

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Originally Posted by Bel1eve

id say it depends on stakes , anything above nl200 is +EV.

No. The implication of going on tilt at higher stakes and losing more makes it
-ev at higher stakes

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02-01-2010 , 10:45 AM

#215

RepresentNothing

grinder

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 449

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Originally Posted by Brick&MortarKing

Why is your piss brown? Drink some damn water once in a while....

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02-01-2010 , 11:00 AM

#216

iJack

banned

Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 1,947

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Originally Posted by Brick&MortarKing

I have been grinding some poker online lately, 10/20 NL. Its pretty soft compared to live poker. My girlfriend was for some reason looking under my desk and found my arrowhead jug 1/4 full of urine. Now she's all pissy in my bed sleeping and I am out on the couch feeling like ****. What's my play here BBV?

Can't step away for 20seconds? Priceless degenerate

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02-01-2010 , 01:02 PM

#217

mmac900

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Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 3,197

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Originally Posted by iJack

Can't step away for 20seconds? Priceless degenerate

I agree. She should dump op's ass.

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02-01-2010 , 01:42 PM

#218

Erik1337

journeyman

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 268

this is like when your girlfriend finds your needles/crackpipes? lol

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02-01-2010 , 01:57 PM

#219

§437 Nr. 3

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Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 2,097

5 stars

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02-01-2010 , 02:02 PM

#220

goldtoes

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Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 2,317

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Originally Posted by Brick&MortarKing

awesome, best part is the "bottled at the source" tagline.

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02-01-2010 , 02:20 PM

#221

jxi

grinder

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 501

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Originally Posted by Brick&MortarKing

I have been grinding some poker online lately, 10/20 NL. Its pretty soft compared to live poker.

LOL

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02-01-2010 , 02:35 PM

#222

LT_21

journeyman

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 335

5 stars

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02-01-2010 , 02:37 PM

#223

Sac_Pacman

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Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 637

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Originally Posted by Brick&MortarKing

OMG your thread gets a 5 star vote from me.

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02-01-2010 , 02:37 PM

#224

fish491

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Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 3,130

i always thought live was softer

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02-01-2010 , 03:32 PM

#225

NaaN22

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Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 37

That's awesome.

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